Oh! Oh, no!
[ Yells ]
God?
Areyou here?
Hello? l need your help.
Clap on. Clap on.
Clap on! Clap on! Clap on!
Figures!
Well, hello there, Bruce Almighty.
[ Laughing ]
Not as easy as it looks, is it, son?
- This God business. - They're all out ofcontrol.
lt's mayhem. l don't know what to do.
Well, you're right on time-- 7:OO.
The seventh at 7:OO.
All righty then.
There we are. It's good. It's good!
[ Chuckles ] It's a wonderful thing.
No matter how filthy something gets,
you can always clean it right up.
There were so many, Ijust gave them all what theywanted.
Yeah, but since when...
does anyone have a clue about what theywant?
Sowhat do l do?
Parting your soup is not a miracle, Bruce. It's a magic trick.
A single mom who's working twojobs...
and still finds time to take her kid to soccer practice, that's a miracle.
A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to an education,
that's a miracle.
People want me to do eveything for them.
But what they don't realize is they have the power.
You wanna see a miracle, son?
Be the miracle.
Wait. Areyou leaving?
Yeah. l see that you can handle things now.
But what ifl need you. What ifl have questions?
[ Laughs ] That's your problem, Bruce. That's eveybody's problem.
You keep looking up.
[ Male Reporter] Order has been restored in Bumalo...
after this evening's downtown riot.
