variety telugu short film with English subtitles


Uploaded by godavaris on 05.03.2011

Transcript:
-Subtitles by William K. Moses, Jr. and Naveen Nayak-
-Macha, it's time for class. Wake up bey!
-Macha, wake up da.
-Wake up saale!
-Macha, where are the slippers?
-Get out of the way.
-Finally we got slippers.
-You got slippers and I got soap.
-Paste...paste...paste!
-We too got slippers da.
-Macha, we need to take a bath today. It's been so long.
-Macha, why is the bus not coming da? How long should we wait?
-She will be my heroine.
-Oh my god! She's like one of Picasso's paintings da.
-Awesome.
-Here she comes. Be quiet.
-Haven't you people seen a girl before?
-What did she say da?
-I'll find out. One minute.
-What did she say da?
-Haven't you people seen a girl before?
-I've never seen a beautiful girl like you.
-Hey dude, you know in Inception.
-How did he shoot those scenes?
-What direction! What a concept! What a twist!
-Macha, one day we should make such a film da.
-Yes da macha, I'm thinking of writing such a script. A day will come when we will make such a film.
-Ah, here comes the topper of the gang.
-Hi da.
-Hey da, did you listen to the class properly?
-You know, no. He's already a professor, why should he listen to one?
-What say?
-Exactly macha!
-Forget all that. Do you know where Tees Maar Khan is playing? Check the newspaper.
-What da macha, in this place, even a little costs a lot.
-Why are you worrying about the cost. People eating here should worry, not you. :P
-Casino da.
-Shall we go?
-Hmmm.
-Forget about where the movie is playing...
-Think about the money first.
-What are you saying?
-Let's make use of our producer.
-Producer? Producer who?
-Who else? Our Suresh.
-Oh, Suresh!
-Where is he?
-Hi da.
-Hello da macha.
-Tees Maar Khan just released. Shall we see it?
-Sure, let's go. Theater?
-What the hell was that dude? You call that a movie?
-Cha. The story is weak, the direction is weak, the dialogues are weak, the hero is weak.
-The audience must have pulled out their hair.
-Except that "Shiela ki Jawani" song, what's good in the film?
-If I was the director, it would have been great!
-Is this the best story they could think of?
-The film industry desperately needs writers like me.
-I think we need you to desperately shut up now.
-When you watch cricket on Tv, you pass comments right? The shot should've been played this way, he should've batted that way.
-You can say Sachin Tendulkar played a bad shot, but you shouldn't tell him how to play it.
-What are you saying?
-Telugu!
-Achtt. Thuu!
-Hey da, what the producer was saying...
-I feel bad about it.
-I've decided something.
-After listening to Suresh's words, are you planning to commit suicide?
-I will cry for you. I love you bey :P Don't take such violent decisions!
-Bullshit. Cut the crap da. That's not what I meant.
-Let's make a movie guys.
-Let's show our talent to the people.
-You people don't have that much talent.
-Don't listen to what he says.
-1000 people will say 1000 things. Will you listen to all of them?
-Seriously, we should make a film. Seriously.
-Ok, let's make it.
-Ok, you direct it. I'll manage the script.
-I'll take care of the camerawork. I'll surpass even P. C. Sriram!
-Take ok.
-Dude, what are you doing?
-I'm writing the script.
-Are you writing a script or filling the dustbin?
-It's not easy to write a script. I wanted to write a great script, but it's not happening.
-That's not the way to do it. You're not getting it.
-To write a good script, you need inspiration. If you have inspiration, you'll get a great story.
-Ya da, what he's saying is right. Famous directors like Karan Johar go to Bangkok for inspiration.
-Bangkok, eh? We don't have such a big budget.
-Think of Chennai as Bangkok and write a good script.
-Ok macha.
-I'll go with empty papers and come back with a bound script.
-This is my challenge.
-Macha, I'm coming da!
-Macha, machaaaaaaaa...
-Where were you all these days?
-I was writing the script da.
-Idiot! We were searching for you all this time.
-Ah. What happened?
-Success!
-Grand success!
-Awesome script. Awesome line. Awesome hero.
-What about the story da? I'm very excited. Tell me now!
-A hero, a heroine and a villain.
-It is a beautiful love story.
-Awesome story macha! Awesome!
-If we make this script into a movie, it will run for 200 days in 250 centers.
-It will break every record!
-It will be a very different film.
-Thanks da. My hardwork has finally paid off.
-Concept is amazing macha, but what about the hero?
-The hero? Shall one of us do it?
-Ok. What about the heroine?
-Whom shall we cast as the heroine?
-Heroine, huh? Let's find a beautiful girl in our college.
-Let's cast her.
-It's a little difficult.
-We have finalized the hero and heroine. What about the villain?
-Our Rama Rao is there, isn't he?
-Rama Rao? He's the right guy. We'll make him act.
-What da? You want to die or what? Come here and I'll give you a knuckle sandwich.
-Do you think I'm a small fish in the water? I'm a shark. Remember that you idiot!
-I'll chew you up and spit you out.
-Sir, you'll definitely be our villian sir.
-Rama Rao is perfect as our villain.
-Now we need to find the heroine.
-Let's go. We'll find her.
-What the hell dude?
-No girl has agreed to do the film.
-Did we ask for a date? We just asked them to act in our film.
-One girl says "Assignment".
-Another says "Project" and another says "Boyfriend".
-If this is the case, how will we get a girl?
-No girl, no film.
-At any cost, we should make this movie.
-Macha, I have an interesting idea.
-What is it?
-What if we make a small change in your script?
-Hi, I am Chandu Chandrashekar.
-Shravan Shravs.
-Why are you so tensed?
-I need to sing a song now.
-Don't worry, they won't make you sing a song. The prof. said he will show us the campus today.
-Oh, really?
-Next, can we have Mr. Shravan on the stage please.
-Shit man!
-Hey macha, this year the freshies are too hot macha. Like new stock in an old supermarket.
-You won't believe, but they are as shiny as a new Benz car.
-Macha, are you listening?
-I'm finally in love da.
-Oh, you fell in love. Does she look like Katrina Kaif?
-At least like Sonam, Genelia or Kareena?
-No macha, he looks like Imran Khan in Jaane Tu.
-Imran Khan?!
-Did you fall in love with a boy?!
-Quit joking around.
-Egypt got its freedom. How true is that? Chiranjeevi's party merged with Congress. How true is that?
-My love is that true towards that freshie.
-In this world, there are lots of girls. Why did you fall in love with a boy?
-Heh. Macha, remember one thing.
-Love doesn't happen between two people. It happens between two hearts.
-Hello. I'll be there in 5 minutes.
-I managed to get only 1 beer bottle.
-What shall we do?
-I bought this dress at City Center. How is it?
-Don't worry about that. Worry about my latest crush.
-Who?
-That guy with the blue shirt?
-He's good. Did you talk to him?
-No. Too scared.
-Somehow find out. Tell him we are playing Truth or Dare.
-Ok. Nice idea.
-Ahh, excuse me. If you don't mind, I and my friend are playing Truth or Dare. My friend dared me to ask you if you are single.
-No.
-Oh. May I know who is the lucky person?
-Hmmm, ok.
-That's me. Do you have any problem?
-Sir, I want to get married.
-Are you a major?
-Yes sir.
-Where is the girl?
-Girl? He loves a boy!
-Now you should marry them both.
-Boy-boy marriage? I can't do it.
-Give me my marriage or else!
-Cool down and sit down.
-I'll perform your marriage. I don't want to die, I still didn't get married yet.
-Btw, where is the boy?
-He is the boy.
-Ok. Sign on this paper and your marriage will be done.
-Stop the marriage!
-Who are you?!
-I'm Shravs' lover!
-What?! You also love him?!
-What a triangular love story.
-What do you want???
-Shit! That guy escaped!
-Let's chase them! Do we have a bike?
-Bike? No da, we don't have one.
-How shall we chase him then?
-I got a vehicle.
-Stop, you *******. Stop!
-This is how our Arya chases Chandu & Shravs.
-Btw, who does Shravs marry?
-The End
-This is the story. This is the change.
-Until now, no one has made such a revolutionary change.
-Tell me. How is my change? How is the story now?
-Tell me da.
-Thuu.
-Macha, what is the name of the movie da?
-Variety.