Annoying Orange - Annoying Orange 2.0!!!

-Well, that's the last of 'em.
-I still can't believe we're leaving.
-Pbbsh, what's the point?
Now that we have a TV show, who needs this dump?
-It's like I say:
I'm a mover and a shaker. [laughs]
[fluttering lips]
-It's kind of sad. We had a lot of good times here.
-Yeah. There's also been a lot of stabbing.
-Yeah, I guess we've all got a little "baggage." [laughs]
[motor revving] -Come on, everybody.
Let's get this show on the road!
Geronimo!
-(Midget Apple) Hello? Hello?!
Uh... hello?!
Oh, man. Did everybody just leave without me?
[whimpers] I never thought it would end like this.
-(announcer) End? [chuckles]
Dry your eyes, Little Apple.
This isn't the end. It's just the beginning
of Annoying Orange 2.0! -Huh?
[sign whirrs] Aah!
-(announcer) Get ready for brand-new thrills,
brand-new laughs, and even a brand-new cast!
-You talkin' to me? -Huh?
-You talkin' to me?
-(announcer) That's right.
Robert De Niro is Grapefruit!
-I'm watching you.
-(announcer) Looks like he could use some tough love.
Good thing he's got Marshmallow!
-Hah. Yay. I love everything.
-(announcer) As portrayed by the legendary Christopher Walken.
-Everything is something that I love. Yay!
-(announcer) And here's the new Grandpa Lemon,
Gollum!
-So bright. So beautiful.
So... precious.
-[reacts in disgust] That's gonna haunt my dreams.
-(announcer) Give it up for Academy Award-winner,
Meryl Streep as Passion Fruit!
-This is so exciting! Isn't this exciting?
We're gonna have the best time ever!
-Wow! She really is a great actress.
-(announcer) Speaking of talent, it's our new Pear,
Denzel Washington!
-All right, all right, okay.
-What?
-Today is training day, Little Apple.
-Yeah, that's not what I'd call it.
-Boo! -Aah!
-Ha ha! You never know. That's the point.
-[whimpers] Okay.
-(announcer) And don't forget the star of AO 2.0:
it's Tom Cruise!
-I feel the need... the need for speed!
[spits seed]
-Oww! Hey!
-Oh, you're in the office now, baby.
-Well, at least they didn't recast me.
-(announcer) Oh, and don't forget about the
breakout sensation of 2012:
it's Zamboni!
-[chuckles] Hey, everybody! It's--
-"Ice" to meet you. [chuckles] Whoo!
-But that doesn't make any sense at all.
Why would we need a Zamboni?
-Hey, don't forget, I'm a time-traveling Zamboni.
Shazbot! [laughs, poof!]
-What?
[poof!] -Ha-ha, told ya. [chuckles]
-Yay, I love unicorns.
You know, a lot of people don't know this,
but the horns can cure athlete's foot.
-Oh, come on! This is insane!
-Hey, hey, hey Chubby Cherry. [chuckles]
-[groans] I'm not a chubby cherry. I'm Midget--
Little Apple!
-Whoo! [chuckles]
-[groans] That guy's giving me the willies.
-Wicked, tricksy, false. They stole it from us.
Must have it back. Must have... the precious.
-Oh, shut up, Grandpa Gollum! Nobody cares!
-Oh, get a load of this guy. This guy, oh!
-Hey-hey, don't forget about Zamboni!
-It's "ice" to meet you, Iceman. [chuckles]
-Would you stop saying that, already,
you--you--you fake orange?!
-Call me maverick.
-No! I will not call you maverick!
-Uh-huh, I ain't holding no hands. I ain't babysittin'.
-You know, I gotta be honest with you.
I enjoy hugs. Hugs are something I enjoy.
-Stop it, stop it, stop it!
None of this makes any sense,
and I'm not just talking about the Zamboni.
-Shazbot! [poof!]
-[shudders insanely] This can't be happening.
There's got to be a logical explanation for this.
-Like, maybe we're just fooling around?
-Huh?
-(together) Happy April Fools' Day!
[laughter]
-[sighs in relief] Thank goodness; it's such a relief.
-Whoo! [chuckles]
-Uh, speaking of which,
what are we gonna do with these guys?
-Hmm... I don't know.
Maybe they could sign some autographs.
Or maybe they could just... sign!
-Huh?
-Sign!
[2.0 fruits scream, splat!]
-Ohh!! -Whoa!
Looks like the cast is gonna need a cast. [laughs]
Nah, just kidding. There's no way they'd survive that.
[laughter]
-Shazbot!
-Hey-hey, fruit lovers! Fooled ya!
Don't worry, the web show isn't over.
We'll be back every Friday with brand-new episodes,
and make sure to check out this summer
when the Annoying Orange TV show debuts on Cartoon Network!
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