Pete & Pete & Kitty Pryde LIVE with Beth! - 9/12/12 (Full Ep)


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 12.09.2012

Transcript:
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Yes, things are working out really well here
for me on this Game Boy.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Hi, you guys.
Welcome to My Damn Channel LIVE.
I'm Beth Hoyt.
And I'm going to peel myself away from this
game of Tetris right--
oh, wait, hold-- no.
I was gonna-- now.
Whew, right now.
You guys, I'm doing really well.
Don't worry about it.
I just found my old Game Boy in this box of toys and games
from the '90s, and I'm feeling really nostalgic.
What are the things that you loved and
miss from your childhood.
Get in the chat and tell me those things.
I want to know.
We can reminisce together.
Here are some of my things.
Look what I found in my apartment last night.
This might be embarrassing--
a Boyz II Men cassette tape.
I found it in my bedroom.
We got Pogs.
This is really cool.
Remember these?
And then you slam it with the po--
here's the slammer.
OK, I've got a scrunchie.
Awesome.
Those are really great to not pull out your hair.
It's Ring Pops.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Ring Pop.
All my games.
Koosh balls.
Koosh, you guys.
Big League Chew.
This is getting intense.
I've also got a hula hoop down here.
I think maybe I'll play with this later.
Also down here I've got Pete and Pete?
I got Pete and Pete!
I totally miss The Adventures of Pete & Pete.
Oh my god!
DANNY TAMBERELLI: We've been in that box a long time.
MIKE MARONNA: I couldn't breathe.
BETH HOYT: You look good, though.
You don't look red-faced or anything from being in there.
That's fantastic.
You guys, Pete and Pete are here.
This is really fun.
But you're not just Pete and Pete.
Let's get real.
You're Mike Maronna and Danny Tamberelli.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: That's us.
BETH HOYT: Thanks for being here.
What's happening?
What are things you miss from your lives, from your
childhoods?
And what are you doing now?
And what's your favorite color?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I miss baseball cards.
BETH HOYT: You miss baseball cards?
I don't have any of them in here.
MIKE MARONNA: I miss Garbage Pail Kids.
BETH HOYT: We just talked about Garbage Pail Kids
because Beth's card is Beth Death.
Isn't that the worst?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I don't like that.
BETH HOYT: Do you remember yours?
MIKE MARONNA: No.
No.
There was a lot of Mikes, and they're all bad.
BETH HOYT: There was a lot of Mikes?
Here, you can put a Ring Pop on.
We have a comment from YouTube.
And it's from Junkdenate.
What about Slap Bracelets?
Oh yeah.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Slap Bracelets were awesome.
BETH HOYT: Is this good for the audio?
[CRACKLING]
Is this working out?
MIKE MARONNA: What about pop--
things?
BETH HOYT: Slap Bracelets were awesome.
Did you have some?
I had a pink zebra.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: We used to get them in Middle School for
the Teen Canteens.
Ptsh!
Put them on your wrist, and then go to the dance.
BETH HOYT: What are the Teen Canteens?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: It's a dance.
It's the pre-high school dances.
BETH HOYT: But isn't a canteen where you--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I don't know why they
called it a Teen Canteen.
BETH HOYT: Do you ever go to the dances?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I grew up in New Jersey, OK?
So they call the dance a canteen there.
MIKE MARONNA: They didn't teach us how
to open Ring Pops.
BETH HOYT: Sure they did.
Danny, come to the canteen on Friday night.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I'm there.
BETH HOYT: Apparently you were.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I was there, 1995.
BETH HOYT: We have another comment from YouTube.
OurStorySoFar--
question, how do Danny and Mike see each other/hang out
since the show?
What do you guys do?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: We hang out.
BETH HOYT: How?
MIKE MARONNA: We hang out.
BETH HOYT: Do you see movies?
Do you--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: No.
We ride in cars.
BETH HOYT: You ride in cars?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Ride bicycles.
BETH HOYT: Is this your anti-Danny shirt?
Because you're taking away the only
thing that you do together.
MIKE MARONNA: I saw Dan on the street one time, and he was in
between two cars.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Yes, I was.
MIKE MARONNA: And he was vomiting.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Aw, man.
It's true.
MIKE MARONNA: And it was a good thing.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: It wasn't a good thing.
BETH HOYT: Did you help him?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: It was a rough night.
I was sick.
Because I was sick.
BETH HOYT: Oh sure.
The terrible flu.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I was very, very deathly
sick with the flu.
BETH HOYT: Oh, and then you came and saved him.
We have another comment from YouTube.
MIKE MARONNA: I made fun of him for a while.
BETH HOYT: And you still are.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: It was five years ago.
Thanks, dude.
BETH HOYT: Tyler Phenes wants to talk about Pokemon.
What about Pokemon?
MIKE MARONNA: What about Pokemon?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Epilectic seizures.
That's the first thing that comes to my mind.
MIKE MARONNA: Dragonball Z. Dragonball Z. Not Pokemon.
BETH HOYT: OK, that's a different language to me.
MIKE MARONNA: Like if you just fall on one side of the
divide-- maybe there's people who like both.
I don't know.
BETH HOYT: What about Tamagotchi?
Remember those?
How their poop just kept piling up until you
forgot about it?
MIKE MARONNA: There was never that house--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I made my sisters' die all the time.
I had two sisters.
They had Tamagotchis.
I just kept feeding it or doing whatever, trying
to get it to die.
MIKE MARONNA: There's never that house that you raid in
Long Island that has 500 Tamagotchis
piled up in the basement.
The old lady's like--
BETH HOYT: That's the next episode of Hoarders.
We have one more comment from YouTube right now.
And that's from KittenLovens420.
What about Pop Rocks and Fun Dips, lol.
And then that face which is--
I think it's eyes closed and a mustache.
And what was the last word?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Eyes closed and a mustache?
BETH HOYT: Kittykatlov.
Do you know what that face is?
It's like the X with the 3?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: The X?
MIKE MARONNA: I don't get it.
BETH HOYT: I don't think that's it at all.
MIKE MARONNA: It looks like an upside-down butt hole.
BETH HOYT: Oh, that's true.
Look at it again.
MIKE MARONNA: Handstand butt hole?

BETH HOYT: Wow!
Tricks!
Party tricks!
MIKE MARONNA: You know what I mean.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
We'll have Pop Rocks later, you guys.
OK, we're going to keep hanging out with you
throughout the show.
Stay in the chat.
There'll be plenty more fun stuff like that.
We'll be back in a second.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Guys, I got it.
I got it.
Let's just put this online.
People will love it.
This cat loves cheeseburgers.

-Everyone knows you do blow in the bathroom, Steve.
Just call it a day.

-Hey, I'm Dan Brown.
And you are watching My Damn Channel LIVE.

BETH HOYT: Oh no.

Oh, excuse me, guys.
It's building up.
What have you got?
MIKE MARONNA: [BURPS].
BETH HOYT: Wow, that's good.
I knew you guys were going to be good for it.
MIKE MARONNA: Oh, I got pages and pages.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
It's building up for me right now.
It's going to be bad.
It's going to be a big one.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I'm having burping anxiety.
BETH HOYT: You're having stage fright?
MIKE MARONNA: [BURPS].
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
MIKE MARONNA: No, I'm embarrassed.
BETH HOYT: My burps are-- they're a little scared, too.
No, you're very good.
You're very consistent.
MIKE MARONNA: I think it's my architecture in here.
It's got a big resounding board.
BETH HOYT: Oh, that is good.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: [GARGLING].
MIKE MARONNA: [BURP].
BETH HOYT: That's not--
that's just gross.
Oh, I see.
Is that a tactic?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: That was a technique to try to burp.
But it's not happening.
BETH HOYT: That's interesting.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: It's going to happen when this is over.
BETH HOYT: Here's the comment from YouTube.
There we go.
Bloodstains.
Six years ago, I rode the Matterhorn at
Disneyland with Pete.
I'll never forget that day.
Do you know Bloodstains?
Do you remember?
MIKE MARONNA: That's a real person?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I remember Bloodstains.
She had a shirt.
She had "My Name Is" and it said Bloodstains on it.
I was like, I'm riding the Matterhorn at Disney with you.
BETH HOYT: What happens on the Matterhorn?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Stays on the Matterhorn.

Take that how you want it.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Gotcha.
MIKE MARONNA: [BURPS].
BETH HOYT: Wow, there you go.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Oh, this is coming.
BETH HOYT: I think I may have just threw up a
little bit on that one.
Next comment is michaeldemarblalock.
What about Power Rangers?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: No.
BETH HOYT: Totally.
I watched that show.
I think I watched it a lot when I was babysitting, just
to take all the responsibility off me.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Put it all on the Power Rangers?
BETH HOYT: Uh-huh.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: You're a great babysitter.
MIKE MARONNA: Voltron.
But late to the game.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Voltron?
MIKE MARONNA: Voltron, but late to the game.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: See, we're going back.
We were doing stuff in the '90s, but we
grew up in the '80s.
So can we stick to the topic of the '90s?
BETH HOYT: No, it's about youth, too.
Let him talk about what he needs to get out.
He wants to get out Voltron.
He looks better.
MIKE MARONNA: No, they had collars, where it was just--
BETH HOYT: [BURPS].
MIKE MARONNA: [BURPS].
BETH HOYT: Sorry, you were saying?
Man!
Just showing me up like that.
MIKE MARONNA: No, you can hold the speaking burp for now.
And then you can--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: [BURPS].
BETH HOYT: Another comment from YouTube.
And that's-- dear Danny, please flip your hair.
Please, please, please.
That's from EppyOO.
MIKE MARONNA: [BURPS].
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Flip my hair?
BETH HOYT: Really.
Three times, please, they asked.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Three times?
Well, they said, please, please, please.
I'll just do one.
BETH HOYT: Say EppyOO because that's her name.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: What is it?
BETH HOYT: EppyOO.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Appy-OO.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
BETH HOYT: Wow, that's some good--
MIKE MARONNA: [HUMMING "CARELESS WHISPER"].
BETH HOYT: That was good.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I need a fan now.
BETH HOYT: I hope we're not ruining your reputation by
burping like this on the show.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I did it!
BETH HOYT: That was good.
MIKE MARONNA: That's OK.
We don't have a reputation.
BETH HOYT: Burping kind of is-- because well, how many
more burps till we fill a burp tank?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: [BURPS].
A lot.
BETH HOYT: A lot more burps?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: A lot more burps.
But that's OK.
Well, it depends.
If we did it underneath a table--
MIKE MARONNA: [BURP TALKING]
Anita!
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Whoa!
BETH HOYT: Whoa!
[ROARING BURP]
BETH HOYT: What was that?
MIKE MARONNA: What was that?
Who did that?
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh.
KITTY PRYDE: Hey.
BETH HOYT: Kitty Pryde!
Here's Kitty Pryde.
That was really impressive.
Here, come hang out with us.
Oh my gosh.
Here, you don't even need this.
But you can--
wow.
That was something.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: That was impressive.
BETH HOYT: What are toys that you remember from your
childhood that you miss?
KITTY PRYDE: Oh man.
I had those things.
They were like--
what the hell were they called?
I don't remember.
They were like fairies.
And you would squeeze them, and the
fairy wings would flap.
And you'd squeeze them enough, and they'd go poof.
Sky Dancers!
BETH HOYT: Sky Dancers!
Oh, also when you pull on the thing, their
feet would flip around.
KITTY PRYDE: Am I remembering this wrong?
BETH HOYT: I remember.
I think you're right.
MIKE MARONNA: No, no.
That's a real thing.
KITTY PRYDE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: We have a comment.
KITTY PRYDE: Just trust me.
Just trust me.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: The boy version was the helicopter
thing that you'd spin.
BETH HOYT: So you miss Sky Dancers.
We have a comment from YouTube, and
that is from cshel7308.
Oh my god, did you guys watch The Breakfast Club?
Love that movie.
MIKE MARONNA: He's making fun of how '80s I am.
It's really embarrassing.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
That was pointed at you.
KITTY PRYDE: Ouch.
BETH HOYT: Have you seen The Breakfast Club?
MIKE MARONNA: I'll be the jock.
KITTY PRYDE: Of course.
BETH HOYT: We just need to make sure.
Yeah, that is a good one.
Good time.
Another comment from temporisation5.
Did you guys watch Goosebumps or Are You Afraid of the Dark?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Are You Afraid of the Dark?
I like that one.
MIKE MARONNA: [BURPS].
BETH HOYT: I loved that show.
And I read all the Goosebumps.
I didn't watch it.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I didn't know they had a TV series.
KITTY PRYDE: I wasn't allowed to watch those.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: No?
BETH HOYT: That really took it down.
That comment really cut it down in here.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: So thanks a lot, transistor--
transnis--
whatever.
MIKE MARONNA: Are we done with the burping part?
BETH HOYT: Never.
Not till we fill the GD burp tank.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: The GD burp tank.
BETH HOYT: I just tamed it down for you guys.
OK, let's play--
I know!
Let's play Nostalgic Shots and Shots.
MIKE MARONNA: Oh, that's gonna be great.
BETH HOYT: What's that, you say?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: What's that?
How do you do that?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: I'll tell you.
It's a fun game we like to play here on My Damn Channel
LIVE where we shoot or a ball or a Koosh.
And then if you miss the shot with the Koosh, you have to
take a shot of one of these things.
These are '90s themed.
OK, so they go from not bad to bad.
These are better than the ones we've had in the past.
This is Pixie Stix right here.
This is this many Pixie Stix in there.
Say goodbye to your evening.
Pop Rocks and grape soda.
Apparently it might--
KITTY PRYDE: Kill you.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
We're gonna give it a shot.
KITTY PRYDE: That's gonna kill you.
BETH HOYT: And Warheads.
They're very sour.
Good luck.
And Atomic Fireballs.
Those really are hard for me.
And this is Mickey D's special sauce.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: OK.
So there's five rounds of this, and we
have to get it through--
BETH HOYT: No, we're just gonna go through--
five times?
Whoever-- it's one eats one, one eats some other--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
MIKE MARONNA: I think it's 25.
KITTY PRYDE: Only if you miss, though, right?
Only if you miss?
BETH HOYT: Yeah, only if you miss.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Only if you miss.
Are you a good shot?
KITTY PRYDE: Oh, pfft.
BETH HOYT: So to make it fair, let's pick a
number to pick our order.
We keep it fair, you guys.
OK.

KITTY PRYDE: Good.
MIKE MARONNA: Three.
BETH HOYT: I'm one.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Shit.
BETH HOYT: All right, I'm one.
KITTY PRYDE: Two
BETH HOYT: Three, four.
All right, let's get our--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Great.
MIKE MARONNA: Oh, OK.
BETH HOYT: That's our net.
MIKE MARONNA: That's fine.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: That's so unfair.
BETH HOYT: And you've got Koosh balls.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: This is so unfair.
BETH HOYT: How is that unfair?
BETH HOYT: OK.
Oh, wait.
[BURPS].
OK, the burping is done.
KITTY PRYDE: Move this?
No?
OK.
BETH HOYT: I'm sorry.
It's really embarrassing.
KITTY PRYDE: Wait, you're first?
BETH HOYT: You're second.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: [BURPS].
BETH HOYT: We're ready.
OK, you guys.
MIKE MARONNA: [BURPS].
BETH HOYT: Oh wait.
This is for Pixie Stix.
[GROANING]
BETH HOYT: All right.
Pixie Stix down the hatch.
I can--

it's so dry.
I don't know how--
KITTY PRYDE: Dry.
BETH HOYT: Which one was mine?
All right.
Did it.
Wow.
I'm ready to go.
Let's go.
OK.
That was a lot of Pixie Stix.
[GROANING]
KITTY PRYDE: What is it?
BETH HOYT: All right.
So hopefully this doesn't--
KITTY PRYDE: Oh, is going to kill me?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
KITTY PRYDE: Oh god.
What do I do first?
BETH HOYT: I don't know.
I think the Pop Rocks.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Pop Rocks.
MIKE MARONNA: Pop Rocks.
KITTY PRYDE: Oh my god.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: She could die!
BETH HOYT: We have a medic on hand.
How's it going?
How are you doing?
KITTY PRYDE: I'm dying.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Oh.
She's got it down.
BETH HOYT: She's still walking.
She's still walking.
Oh!
[ALL TOGETHER]: Oh!
KITTY PRYDE: He did it?
He got it in?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: No, we all said "oh"
because he got it in.
MIKE MARONNA: I'm a lefty.
KITTY PRYDE: Me too!
BETH HOYT: I think we're supposed to cheer
if you get it in.
KITTY PRYDE: I didn't get it in.
Yay!
BETH HOYT: Good job, Mike.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Yeah.
MIKE MARONNA: Yeah!
BETH HOYT: Oh god.
Can you--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Come on.
BETH HOYT: All right.
OK.
[GROANING]
BETH HOYT: Aw, man.
So much sugar.

Oh my god.
You guys need to have just one of these.
They're so--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: We're all standing away from you, too.
Like, what's going to happen?
MIKE MARONNA: What if she explodes?
I don't want to get any on me.
BETH HOYT: It's so sour!
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Oh, it's so sour.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I'm just fine.
[GARBLED]
Go next.
You're up.

KITTY PRYDE: I'm still crackling, and
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I feel like--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: It's OK.
You'll have Fireballs to wash it down with.
KITTY PRYDE: I'm combusting.
Yeah, right.
Until I nail this.
Watch.
Oh, I just jinxed myself.
MIKE MARONNA: Come on, lefty.
[CHEERING]
MIKE MARONNA: That's how it's done.
That's how it's done.
OK.
What do I have to drink?
What do I have to drink if I get this question--
BETH HOYT: The Fireballs.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Fireballs, bro.
MIKE MARONNA: Fireballs?
[GROANING]
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Aw, he did it on purpose.
He shanked it on purpose.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I think it's a recount.
I think it should be a reshoot.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Yeah, that was.

KITTY PRYDE: No, he's gonna get it again, though.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I know.
No, because he made that one look like he was going for it.
BETH HOYT: All three.
But you need to suck on the whole--
I mean, until they're gone.
He's the silent shooter.

DANNY TAMBERELLI: Nice, dude.
BETH HOYT: It's a good look for you.
MIKE MARONNA: I'm loving it.
BETH HOYT: I'm ain't gonna lie.
That's gonna be fantastic if we all make it and then you do
the special sauce on top of the Fireballs.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Please, god, no special sauce.
BETH HOYT: I know.
I'm really--
I'm guaranteed to miss, so--
[CHEERING]
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I'm not eating that.
Ugh.
BETH HOYT: I have to--
I'm gonna make it.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: You got it.
BETH HOYT: Sorry, Kitty.
I'm gonna make this.
KITTY PRYDE: You're sorry?
BETH HOYT: Because then you're gonna have to do it.
KITTY PRYDE: Who says I'm gonna make--
BETH HOYT: No!
[GROANING]
MIKE MARONNA: It was a practice.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, that was a--
well, I don't know.
Well--
KITTY PRYDE: Do it.
Go.
Chug, chug, chug.
BETH HOYT: How about if I make this one and I
don't have to do it?
KITTY PRYDE: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: I host this show.
I make the rules.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I host the show.
[GROANING]
MIKE MARONNA: If you miss this one, you have to have special
sauce and Sour Balls in the same--
BETH HOYT: Well, I still have the Sour
Ball taste in my mouth.
So this is gonna be delicious.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Oh, no, no!
BETH HOYT: I love you guys.
Look what I do for you.

So good!
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Wow, you did it!
BETH HOYT: Yeah!
DANNY TAMBERELLI: You look like you're bleeding out your
mouth, man.
BETH HOYT: And that's how you play
Nostalgic Shots and Shots.

All right, when we come back--
[CRACKING]
DANNY TAMBERELLI: You OK?
[LAUGHING]
BETH HOYT: Smile for us!
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Just show that, nice and big, man.
BETH HOYT: What was that person's name before?
Like, spot of blood?
Bloody--
KITTY PRYDE: Bloodstains.
BETH HOYT: Bloodstains.
MIKE MARONNA: I'm Red Mist.
BETH HOYT: That's your new name.
OK, you guys.
When we come back, talent show.
Right now, watch this video that demonstrates that I'll
probably do anything to get subscribers.
And maybe this can count for my talent.
I think it should.
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BETH HOYT: All right, you guys, we've been prepping for
the past few minutes and all of our lives
for this talent show.
OK, I'll go first.
Danny, will you introduce me?
It's in the thing.
Oh, and it's pronounced "Man-a-to-walk."
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Manitowoc?
Ladies and gentlemen, from Manitowoc, Wisconsin, and her
favorite food is cereal.
It's Beth Hoyt!
BETH HOYT: I'm gonna be hula hooping.
Thank you.
[CANNED APPLAUSE]
BETH HOYT: This is gonna go on for quite a while.
I mean, should I break it?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: [HUMMING "WIPEOUT"]
[CANNED APPLAUSE]
BETH HOYT: OK.

Boys and girls-- are you ready, Danny?
Boys and girls, from Wyckoff, New Jersey-- and his favorite
book is The Great Gatsby--
It's Danny Tamberelli.
[CANNED APPLAUSE]
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I can snap all my
fingers at the same time.

BETH HOYT: Wow.
Danny Tamberelli, everybody.
OK, people of the internet, from Brooklyn, New York-- and
his favorite movie is Putney Swope-- give
it up for Mike Maronna.

MIKE MARONNA: I can played Mozart with my mouth.
[POPPING "EINE KLEINE NACHTMUSIK"]

[CANNED APPLAUSE]
BETH HOYT: Mike Maronna, everybody.
And finally, from Dayton Beach, Florida--
her favorite animal is flamingos--
it's Kitty Pryde.
[CANNED APPLAUSE]
KITTY PRYDE: Hey everybody.
Get out of my room!
[MUSIC - KITTY PRYDE, "OK CUPID"]

KITTY PRYDE (PRERECORDED): I just snorted
a pill so I'm good.
KITTY PRYDE: Ew, that's really embarrassing.
KITTY PRYDE (PRERECORDED): Just snorted a pill.
KITTY PRYDE: I didn't snort a pill, right?
BETH HOYT: Kitty Pryde, everybody.
That's not her singing.
BETH HOYT: We'll be right back, you guys.

THEME SONG: It's The Jon Friedman Internet Program on
your World Wide Web.
[MODEM]
-No, no, no.
Please call me Jeff.
Mr. Potato Head is my father.
THEME SONG: It's The Jon Friedman Internet Program on
your World Wide Web.
[SUCTION]
-Oh.
sorry.
{MUSIC PLAYING]

BETH HOYT: OK, you guys.
We're just gonna keep delving deeper and deeper into things
we didn't use.
And we decided it's time to play Truth or
Dare using your truths.
Put your truth questions in the chatt, and we'll use them.
Do it now.
And if we decide your truth is just too, too personal, then
we choose a dare.
You guys know how to play.
I'll take the first one, take one for the team.
Do we have a truth?
Wait a second.
Are you guys writing your truths in the chat?
Are you doing it right now?
Because I'm gonna maybe answer it.
If not, I'm gonna do a--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: A dare.
BETH HOYT: A dare.
KITTY PRYDE: I'll give you one.
BETH HOYT: All right.
We got a truth from you guys.
MIKE MARONNA: I have a dare.
BETH HOYT: Thanks for bringing them in.
StanleyKubrixXx.
KITTY PRYDE: I bet.
BETH HOYT: Kitty, does Riff Raff smell like a freshly
budding gardenia?
So that's for Kitty.
Are you gonna take that truth or are you going to do a dare?
KITTY PRYDE: That's not a very personal question.
No, I wouldn't say necessarily fresh.

After a while, when they're on the street outside of the
floral shop or whatever and then they start to blend in
with other flowers, it's more like that.
It's not necessarily freshly budded, but it's close.
BETH HOYT: Good, accurate answer.
I like very specific--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Very honest truth.
KITTY PRYDE: Yeah.
I didn't want to take the dare, so I'll take it.
BETH HOYT: Cool.
All right, we have another comment, another truth.
For me, truth.
When have you been fired from a job?
I'll take a dare.
MIKE MARONNA: Drink the special sauce.
BETH HOYT: Let's see the dare.
I'm taking the dare.
MIKE MARONNA: Drink the special sauce.
BETH HOYT: The dare is rub noses with Nate.
I can do that.
I can do the shit out of that.
Nate, get over here.
Nate, don't make me look bad.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Ooh.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
Come on, Nate.
MIKE MARONNA: Ooh!
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: Shut up, you guys.
It was a dare.
I had to do it.
Thanks, Nate.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Oh no!
BETH HOYT: OK, you guys, this is really exciting.
We're just getting warmed up on the Truth or Dare.
So stay in the chat.
Send us some good truths.
We're doing mucho mas when we get back.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-'Ey, I'm Big Anthony from Big Anthony's Pizzeria.
There's no excuse why you can't come
down and try a piece.
Maybe you're saying, Anthony, the bus doesn't stop there.
'Ey, shut up and eat the pizza.
Why not give my cheesy meatball a try?
Oh, but Anthony, I'm in a wheelchair, and it's a
struggle for me to try and do anything.
Shut up and eat the pizza.
But Anthony, I'm stranded on a desert island, and the only
thing keeping me alive is drinking my own piss.
You gotta shut up and eat that pizza.
I just wrote and directed a short film, and I want to take
the next step as a filmmaker.
Shut up and make a feature.
I don't know what to do with my life.
Shut up and become a teacher.
Hey, you're only open two hours every other day.
And every week is a different day because every week is an
odd number of days.
Shut up and mange the pizza.
So come on down to Big Anthony's Pizza in the heart
of Century Plaza.
You have no excuse not to, capice?
Eat the pizza.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Are we all OK?
Are we ready to keep playing?
Does anyone need a Warhead to block out the emotions of
what's happening?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I'm gonna take a Pixie
Stick for the road.
Well, not yet.
I mean, also for the road when I'm out of here.
BETH HOYT: Right.
I was like, that's pretty early planning.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: See ya.
BETH HOYT: Get back here.
We want to do your Truth or Dare.
I think you're up, if we have a truth from the
internet coming up.
By the way, how was the Pop Rocks with the Grape Soda?
You didn't die.
KITTY PRYDE: It hurt.
I came close.
I almost did.
It was really hard to perform after such trauma.
BETH HOYT: Whatever.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: You pulled through.
BETH HOYT: She's a professional.
KITTY PRYDE: Yeah.
This is my life.
So I got to--
BETH HOYT: No Pop Rocks is stopping her.
BETH HOYT: We do have a truth.
It's from Angelfeelsbored.
This is for Danny.
What was the last lie you told?
Answer it or do a dare.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: About five minutes ago when I said I
liked him and he was my friend.
No, I'll take a dare.
That was--
BETH HOYT: Yeah, that was a little--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I know.
That was really lame.
KITTY PRYDE: That wasn't even funny, man.
That was just mean.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I know it wasn't.
I know.
BETH HOYT: It's hard with you when you lie because--
MIKE MARONNA: I dare you to tell me you like me.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I just lied!
It just happened now.
BETH HOYT: OK, he's gonna do a dare.
Dare, dare, dare.
Flirt, seduce, then make out with your hand.
Aw, do it!
Do it!
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I already answered the question
truthfully.
BETH HOYT: And then you said you wanted a dare.
MIKE MARONNA: He actually did this by lying earlier.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Can I use you?
BETH HOYT: No, you gotta go--
MIKE MARONNA: I don't want to be in your eye line.
BETH HOYT: You have to use your own hand.
Get in the corner.

DANNY TAMBERELLI: Come here often?
What do you drink?
Me, too.
Me, too.
Hey, what's that?
What's that?
Yeah, yeah.
This is-- yep, just a little--
I know you're tense.
Really tense.
Ssshhh, what?
What?
What are we-- what are we doing?
What are we doing?

I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I have a girlfriend.
She's over here.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
The full story arc.
[GROANING]
DANNY TAMBERELLI: That was the make out hand.
BETH HOYT: You guys just kind of--
MIKE MARONNA: I wanted to be the girlfriend's hand.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: He wanted to be the girlfriend's hand.
BETH HOYT: You guys actually--
do another truth from the internet?
From Mike.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: They want this segment to continue?
BETH HOYT: Tell Pete with red shirt-- whose name is Mike
Maronna-- are you single?
That's your truth.
MIKE MARONNA: No.
KITTY PRYDE: Ouch.
BETH HOYT: That's just what you're gonna do?
MIKE MARONNA: No, now I'm short Pete with the red shirt
so it doesn't apply to me.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Wow, so.
BETH HOYT: So you're answering a truth on that one?
MIKE MARONNA: I'll take the dare.
BETH HOYT: I think you need to take the dare.
So we don't know yet if he's single.
But he's gonna take a dare.
That's what we know.
Let's see the dare.
KITTY PRYDE: You guys are bold.
BETH HOYT: He's taking a dare.
He's taking a dare.
Reenact the aftershave scene from Home Alone.
MIKE MARONNA: I'll do the truth.
I'll do the truth.
I'll do the truth.
I'll do the truth.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: That's so hardcore on so many levels.
MIKE MARONNA: I'll do the truth.
BETH HOYT: How about you reveal-- how
about you do both.
MIKE MARONNA: Yeah, at the same time.
BETH HOYT: Oh, really?
MIKE MARONNA: I can do both at the same time.
No!
BETH HOYT: Yay, full circle.
Just so you know--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Can I do Mike's part?
BETH HOYT: Just so you know-- yeah--
Home Alone is my favorite movie.
And just so you guys know, Mike was in that movie.
If you didn't know already.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Kevin, you're such a disease.
BETH HOYT: Yep!
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Kevin, you're such a disease.
BETH HOYT: Kevin, you are such a disease!
KITTY PRYDE: Oh, that was you?
Oh, I'm so excited.
MIKE MARONNA: How do you like me now?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Something she's seen you in!
MIKE MARONNA: How do you like me now?
BETH HOYT: We like you a lot!
We like you a lot!
MIKE MARONNA: How do you like me now?
KITTY PRYDE: Can I have your autograph.
MIKE MARONNA: Get out of here!
Get out of here!
OK.
BETH HOYT: I love it.
MIKE MARONNA: That last question, yes.
BETH HOYT: But I thought it was no.
Like eight times no.
And then yes.
MIKE MARONNA: That was before she wanted my autograph.
BETH HOYT: Oh, I see.
Gotcha.
OK, next one is a comment.
This is a truth.
How old is everyone?
MIKE MARONNA: Old.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Dare.
BETH HOYT: Dare?
KITTY PRYDE: Dare?
Dare?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: You want to dare that, don't you?
KITTY PRYDE: Hell, no, I'm not telling you how old I am.
Yeah, OK, dare me.
Give me.
BETH HOYT: That was Kitty's, and she
chooses to take a dare.
Sing "Baby Got Back" while dancing.
KITTY PRYDE: I don't know how much of that I know.
BETH HOYT: I'll help you out.
KITTY PRYDE: You'll help me out?
Will you guys--
I don't think I know it.
Do I have to do the intro, too?
BETH HOYT: Whatever part you want.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Do you know the intro?
KITTY PRYDE: Oh my gosh!
Becky, look at her butt.
It is, like, so out there.
BETH HOYT: She looks like one of those--
KITTY PRYDE: Rap guy's girlfriends!
What's next?
What's the next line?
MIKE MARONNA: [HUMMING A BASS LINE].
KITTY PRYDE: Yeah, there you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Keep going.
MIKE MARONNA: [HUMMING A BASS LINE].

KITTY PRYDE: I like big butts, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny, that when a girl walks in with
an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in
your face, you get--
BETH HOYT: Sprung!
KITTY PRYDE: [MUMBLING]
--noticed that butt was stuck.
Even the jeans she's wearing.
BETH HOYT: I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.
EVERYONE: Oh, baby.
I want to get wit' ya and take your picture.
KITTY PRYDE: Your homeboys tried to warn me, but that
butt you got makes--
EVERYONE: Me so horny!
BETH HOYT: Woo, that's great!
Nailed it.

That was really friendly applause for a
"Baby Got Back" rendition.
We have one from Twitter.
This is from theJoshuaAdam.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: [WHISPERING]
Are you glad it's over?
KITTY PRYDE: Oh, definitely.
BETH HOYT: I'll take this one-- most embarrassing that
that has ever happened to you in public.
I've told you guys a lot of times about
all of these things.
I'll do a dare.
It's already been told.
KITTY PRYDE: I want to know it still, though.
After.
BETH HOYT: Do your best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression
wearing a bikini.
Whatever.
Whatever, guys.
I can do this.
Wait for it.
No problem.
Wait, I can't think of anything he says, though,
other than--
KITTY PRYDE: Get in da choppah!
BETH HOYT: Yes.
Oh, is that from True Lies?
KITTY PRYDE: I don't know.
BETH HOYT: Get in the choppah!
Or like--
cowabunga.
And like--
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: Basically, I'm--
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Just say, this is not a tumor.
MIKE MARONNA: I'm Detective John Kimball.
BETH HOYT: I'm nailing this.
I feel like I gave so much on other dares that
I'm failing on mine.
You don't have to win the dare.
That's it.
KITTY PRYDE: Is it a contest?
MIKE MARONNA: There, I did it.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: It's a personal conquest.
MIKE MARONNA: Leave me alone!
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Conquest.
Contest.
KITTY PRYDE: I think he won so far.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I think that was--
OK, a tweet.
Nusehtton.
OMG, GrittyPryde is soooooooo cute!
That's just a statement.
MIKE MARONNA: Truth.
That's just truth.
BETH HOYT: That's just truth.
Right.
That's just a truth.
We can all accept that.
And I dare you to show me another truth.
This is for Danny.
Comment--
oh, Dare!!!!
Mike kiss Danny on the cheek.
So they sent in that dare.
You gonna take it?
MIKE MARONNA: Truth!

BETH HOYT: That's a hard situation.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Kiss me.
KITTY PRYDE: You're sweaty, dude.
Do you really want to do that?
Come on.
MIKE MARONNA: I would just slip right off of him.
Truth!
BETH HOYT: Truth.
BETH HOYT: Let's get a truth.
We have a comment.
Now this is then for Mike.
Dare--
Danny and Mike-- everyone wants
you guys to get physical.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Dude, it's so weird.
BETH HOYT: Veralock--
Danny and Mike hold hands for 30 seconds.
KITTY PRYDE: What were you expecting?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: I don't know.
We were brothers on a TV show.
I don't know why people want us to kiss and hold hands.
KITTY PRYDE: Yeah.
People, this is the internet, dude.
Come on!
BETH HOYT: She knows what's up.
She's down with it.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: This isn't Two Girls, One Cup.
MIKE MARONNA: Come on, gimlets.
Oh, now we're not holding hands for sure.
Truth!
Truth!
Put on the timer!
BETH HOYT: OK, let's take a look at a truth from Twitter.
For GrittyPryde, this is from TheRiceIsGood--
where do I go to hear new music you drop?
That's just a question, too.
This is good.
You should take this one.
KITTY PRYDE: Yeah, I'm gonna take this one.
You can go to my Tumblr.
It's kittydothedishes.tumblr.com.
And that has every single thing that I ever think in my
brain ever on it.
So you can see it there.
And it also links everything that I do.
BETH HOYT: It's all there.
Thank you.
This has been a lot of fun.
Oh, we have one more comment, actually.
Sorry for that false ending there.
From BogFASTNFSMW--
Kitty, are you a real redhead?
KITTY PRYDE: Dare.
BETH HOYT: One more dare?
KITTY PRYDE: Look at them!
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Yeah, we didn't have to dare that.
MIKE MARONNA: Yeah, we didn't have to take the
dare on that one.
BETH HOYT: Dare-- perform a death scene.
Oh, man.
Here you go.
KITTY PRYDE: I already did that one.
I got Pop Rocks.
BETH HOYT: I've got your props for you.
Pop Rocks and the grape soda.
KITTY PRYDE: Oh, come on.
BETH HOYT: She did a death scene already this show.

OK, how about this one?
Chew a full pack of Big League Chew.
Everyone of this show's gonna have a major sugar crash
around 5:30.
KITTY PRYDE: The whole thing?
BETH HOYT: Oh yeah.
KITTY PRYDE: That's not even half, man.
MIKE MARONNA: I'm so jealous of you right now.
You have no idea.
BETH HOYT: I used to do that.
I used to do that.
That's the only one, I think, in there.
Do a Pop Rocks, though.
MIKE MARONNA: Let's just eat everything.
Yeah, thank you.
BETH HOYT: She's a sharer.

You guys look good.
You're rocking it.
Wow.
OK, you guys.
Thank you so much for being here.
I'm big fans of all of you.
KITTY PRYDE: [MUMBLING]
Ew, you're so sweaty.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: [MUMBLING]
I'm sorry.
I can't help it.
BETH HOYT: So Kitty just mentioned where to find her on
her Tumblr.
And you can see Danny perform in his band Jounce.
Where are you performing next?
It's soon, right?
DANNY TAMBERELLI: At Maxwell's in Hoboken on the 19th.
BETH HOYT: That's so awesome.
That's really exciting.
So I have one more thing for you guys.
It's not from the '90s.
It's super-current and super-fresh.
It's a brand-new My Damn Channel video premiere.
It's from Save the Supers, and it's Super Force
versus Party Crasher.

ANNOUNCER: Previously on Save the Supers, Elementra sucked
face with a teacher.
So Merman went on to date an energy sucker.
Fleet Foot was supposed to cancel the office party but
got sucked into a race.
Night Knight's new sidekick Sparrow got his arms ripped
off, which promises to suckle the last of the already sucky
Super Force budget.
What's a Merman to do?
Watch now, suckas!

[DISCO MUSIC]
-Hey!
-Come on.
I'm trying to work here.
-Hey, Captain Buzzkill.
You gonna join the party, or are you going to stay in here
all alone?
-El, we are on the brink of bankruptcy.
-Just drink, you grinch.
-The General is coming next week for his inspection, and
he is not pleased with us these days.
-Huh!
I'll make him like us.
I'm gold nuggin.
-Please don't explain.
-It's a phrase I bought.
It'll catch on, you'll see.
-Great.
World's been buying words again?
Yet another charge to explain to the General.
-That's next week.
Can we just not worry about money for one night?
-Where do you want me to set up the third DJ?
-It's--
-A third DJ?
-They had a really good sale.
-I'm going to get to work, OK?
And--
[STOMACH RUMBLING]
-Oh.
Who put booze in my cup?
-World Man, before he flew off.
And then I put in some more.
Teamwork!
-You know I'm coldblooded.
And I get instantly [SLURRING]
wasted.
Oh, no-- oh, no.
My ink is leaking.
ELEMENTRA (OFFSCREEN): Gross.
-Check out my plus one.
-What the hell is going on here?
-Oh, this is not very gold nuggin.

-How dare you disturb our General when he's off-duty?
-Off-duty?
Nonsense.
A soldier's always prepared.

-I love him.
-What's say we move that inspection from 0900 Tuesday
to 2120 tonight?
Team Revengers have already aced theirs, so let's get it
over with, shall we?
-Oh, I'm ready.
I am so--
I was born ready.
Let me tell you a thing or two about the Team Douch-venture--
-Night, do you want to show the General around?
We're gonna go for a walk.
-My undying pleasure.
-Is this party gold nuggin or what?
[CHEERING]
-So--
Morphman's here!
Oh, he's drinking a bottle of water.
Lookin' silver, Morphy.
Oh, Holy Roller.
-Bless you, Merman.
-Bless you, stud.
Hey, Brainwave!
-Drinking like a fish I see, Merman.
-I am--
oh, can I rub your brain for good luck?
-Always.
-I love to do that.
Oh, Rascal's here.
I'm going to put my tongue on her tongue.
-Whoa there, hot shot.
Let's just relax, OK?
-I'll see to her.
Hey.
-Oh, hey.
Worldman.
Rascal.
-Yes.
-Oh.
Uh--
I'm actually here to see Merman.
Do you know where he is?
-Oh, right.
Yeah, he sent me to distract you because he's drunk.
So how about we take a flight?
OK!
-Elementra!
Hey.
-Hey, Brad.
-Hey, Hey!
Hey is what you have to say to a 483-year-old wind elemental?
Smooth.
-All right.
Can you take care of Merman?
-Speed up, speed out.
-Oh, fish toys?
As if that is not gonna distract me.
Not a bit.
Oh, it's a deep-sea diver.
-So that's the meeting room, my liege.
Rather standard.
Six chairs, one table.
-And a white board with exposed intel.
-Excellent observation.
-Graduates of the Sparrow program?
-In a sense.
Strangled, drowned.
This one won a Grammy and then was incinerated.
Uh--
[LAUGHING]
-OK.
-OK.
Post-flight hookup time.
-I'm dating your friend, Merman.
Anyway, if you touch me, I'll suck the life out of you.
-You're not the first energy sucker I've had sex with.
I'm from another planet.
Your sun makes me awesome.
Yada, yada, we can bang.
-Kinda hard to bang with that inflated ego of yours getting
in the way.
-Great joke.
Very gold nuggin.
But seriously, when's the last time you touched someone who
can handle it?
-This giant amp is almost powered up.
Let's get hyped!
-Hey Morph, I'm glad you came, man.
If you're clean and sober, I want you back on the team.
You know what, Morph?
Hey, you're my best friend.
You're my best friend.
-Step into my lab, General.

Don't touch the liquid AIDS vat.
-Oh, that's not good.
-It has liquid AIDS in it, and that stains.
-Excuse me.
OK.
Oh, sorry.
General Underwood, I apologize for being a little MIA.
But I can assure you that everything is under control.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
-Step away from the General.
-Yes, sir.
-I have seen enough.
We can only fund one team going forward.
The Team Revengers are a gifted group of youngsters.
They are at an age where the world hasn't jaded them yet.
They're well-adjusted, no egos, no family ties, and
their powers are astounding.
Now, all they lack is leadership.
But with Morphman taking the job to lead them, this is a
no-brainer.
By the end of the month, we will no longer be funding the
Super Force program.
Great party, though.
Way to wrap things up.

-Uh, catapulted, strangled, stabbed, she ran in front of a
hoard of horses, confetti lung, voodoo magic, death by
paper cut, death by--
I can't remember, bee sting,
electrocuted, death by urination.

[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: That's our show.
Thank you for watching.
Thank you for commenting.
Subscribe.
Thanks for being here, you guys.
Oh gosh, you look great.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: It's cold in here.
BETH HOYT: Uncover yourself.
You look great.
Make sure you tune in tomorrow.
I'll be in the chat answering your questions.
Get in on it.
Take care of your childhood toys.
You're my favorite.
Say bye, guys.
DANNY TAMBERELLI: Bye!
MIKE MARONNA: Bye, guys.
[MUSIC PLAYING]