JONAS [HD] - S01EP05 - Band's Best Friend (2/3)


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Transcript:
Now this is a rockstar's room.
Dude, this is cool. Check this out. Ready?
Whoa.
Ooo. Can I play this?
No. No. No. Please don't because…
Carl please don't.

Put it down, Carl.
Don't lick it.
Carl.
That'll ruin it with the spit.
Hey.
There's a smudge on this.
No!
Something wrong?
That smudge is an autograph
from legendary blues guitarist Lefty Bojangles.
Dude, I'm way sorry.
I didn't know.
The guy's got really bad handwriting.
That's because he has two left hands.
Hey Carl.
You're going to love this.
This is the StellaVator.
Stella designed it to hold our clothes.
She's our stylist now.
We like to call her our
Stellaist.
Only Kevin likes to call her that.
Check it.
You just punch in what you want
and it appears.
For example,
Nick
Toronto
Concert Jacket
Indoor Stadium

Awesome.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Stella does not like anybody but us to…
Joe
Sporty
Hawaii
No, Alaska
No, Hawaii
No, Alaska

StellaVator malfunction.
Fashion emergency
Emergency
Although I could probably pull that outfit off, I do not think Stella's going to be happy.
I can pay to fix it.

Actually, I can't.

What are we going to do?
Carl has gone rock and roll crazy.
He's even more annoying than I remember
and I didn't think that was possible.
Guys, he's just excited to be here.
He'll mellow out and start acting like the Carl we know and love.
That we know you love.
Everything will be fine.
[crashing]
Or not.
Can't pay to fix that either.

Got it.
Stella?
Macy.
I know you're using your "we're in a fight" voice,
but I don't want to fight anymore.
I'm here to apologize.
Oh.
Then
Macy.
[giggles]
I'm sorry I borrowed money to buy the Joe-tato chip.
I will sell it and then pay you back.
Awww.
You don't have to sell your chip.
If it makes you happy,
you can waste money on whatever ridiculous junk you want.
Thanks.
Wait. What?
Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I don't mean ridiculous.
Useless.
Useless?
Yeah. Useless as in without use.
Well, you shouldn't talk.
You throw money away on useless things all the time.
No, I don't.

Ok. Almost all of this stuff is very useful.
Not to mention,
I paid for it all myself instead of borrowing money from my so called friend.
I didn't realize you were so called friend when I borrowed money from you.
No no no. You're the so called friend.
I so called you.
Well I…
I take my hug back.
Fine.
Keep your hug.
I probably paid for it anyway.

Ok. So I have two lockers.
When did that become a crime?
[squeaks]
Don't step on that.
Guys.
Carl's so hung up on this rockstar thing.
It's like he's not even my friend anymore.
I never thought I'd be saying this but I'm kind of glad he's going home tomorrow.
Where is he anyways?
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
He said he was making a phone call to home
which is a good sign.
Maybe he's home sick.
Hey guys.
Great news.
You know how I was suppose to leave tomorrow?
Well my stepmom says I can stay for a whole week.
By the way, I met some guys outside.
Come on in, guys.
Can you believe it?
They gave me like twenty bucks just to come in and take pictures of you.
[cameras snapping]
Rock and roll.

Look at him.
He's even annoying when he sleeps.
[snoring]
Carl wants to see what it's really like to be a rockstar then we'll show him.
We'll show him good
and he smells like cheese.

One, two, three, four.
[instruments playing]
What's going on?
We're rehearsing.
At three in the morning?
Rock and roll doesn't wear a watch.
Yeah. We're rockstars.
We stay up late on school nights. Hit it!

I can't get that song out of my head.
It's catchy, isn't it?
No idea.
I just can't get it out of my head.
Sometimes, Carl, he plays a song a thousand times to get it right.

I must be more tired than I thought.
Why are we up at six AM again?
We're rockstars.
Sleeping is for
not rockstars.
Plus, there's always some sort of fan stuff to take care of before we go to school.
We got a lot of fan mail, so you're going to help us go through it.
You're going to read all of these?
We're going to answer all of these.
Dear Sophie,
Yes, we really are brothers
and you are right
I am the cutest.
Love Kevin.
You can lick all the envelopes.
One down, a whole lot to go.
This is going to take hours.
Would you rather sort through the stuffed animals that we get from our fans?
It's got to be better than this.
Check it out.
Kevin likes woodland creatures. I like things that swim and Joe likes things that make noise.
What about this?
[squeaks]
Mine.
He'll give that to Frankie.
No I won't.