Thank you, boys, for throwing in that fricassee.
I'm a man of large appetites,
And even with lunch under my belt,
I was feeling a mite peckish.
It's our pleasure, big dan.
Thank you as well for the conversational hiatus.
I generally refrain from speech during gustation.
There are those who attempt both at the same time.
I find it coarse and vulgar.
Where were we?
Making money in the lord's service.
You don't say much, friend, but when you do,
It's to the point and I salute you for it. Big dan: Yes, bible sales.
Now, the trade is not a complicated one.
There are but 2 things to learn-- One being where to finda wholesaler,
The word of god in bulk, as it were.
2--how to recognize your customer.
Who are you dealing with?
It's an exercise in psychology, so to speak.
And it is that which I propose
To give you a lesson in right now.
[branch cracks]
Why, I like to think I'm a pretty astute observer
Of the human scene, too, big dan.
No doubt, brother.
I figured as much back at the restaurant.
That's why I invited you all out here
For this advanced tutorial.
Unh!
What's going on, big dan?
It's all about the money, boys! Big dan: That's it!
Gol...Durned...Money!
I don't get it, big dan.
Raah!
I just take your show cards.
Yaah!
[yelling]
And whatever you got in the hole.
What the...
There ain't nothin' but a damn toad.
No, you don't understand.
That's pete.
Pete.
You know these things give you warts?
[squish]
[gasps]
[splat]
[gasping]
End of lesson.
[whimpering]
