DailyGrace LIVE from LA! - 6/25/12 (Full Ep)


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 25.06.2012

Transcript:
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL"]

DAILY GRACE: OK, I'll stop.
I'll stop.
I'll stop.
Not because it's not fun, but because we don't have the
rights to that song, unfortunately.
God dang.
Hi guys!
Welcome to MyDamnChannel LIVE.
I'm Daily Grace, here in Los Angeles, California.
And, um, it's a--
it's my last Monday show here in Los Angeles, California,
which is crazy.
I'm going to VidCon this weekend-- weeoooweeoooweeooo--
along with uh, Shannon Coffey, and Beth Hoyt, and Molly
Templeton-- all from MyDamnChannel--
we're all going to be there.
There's going to be a MyDamnChannel booth and all
those shenanigans.
Um, and then after VidCon, I go back to New York City, New
York, and continue to do the live show on
Thursdays there, I believe.
Oh, I'm out of breath from all that wonderful--
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL"]

DAILY GRACE: Maybe you don't know you're beautiful because
you're physically blind and you can't see yourself.
This song could have so many layers to it.
Anyway, uh, speaking of VidCon, I--
I wanted to give you guys a little heads up on what I'm
going to be doing down there.
Are any of you going to VidCon.
I hope so, that I get to see your faces, and then run away
out of social anxiety.
Uh, but I want to tell you guys on Saturday at 1 PM--
Saturday, this Saturday, the 30th at 1 PM, I'll be having a
meetup, whoa, oh my God.
In Room 211 A-B. Which sounds like a fake room, and I feel
like maybe they made up a room number for me to go to.
But at 1 PM on Saturday, there will be a Daily Grace meetup
that you guys should put on your schedules now so you can
come hang out with me.
Um, what else?
Are you subscribed to MyDamnChannel?
That's just, fitting that in there.
Subscribe.
Subscribe.
Like and subscribe and Favorite and Comment and all
those buzzwords, buzzwords, buzzwords.
God, I'm so out of breath!
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL"]

DAILY GRACE: OK.
All right.
One of them is gay.
It's funny.
[LAUGHTER]
So I went on Twitter this morning, and I asked you guys
to tweet me your questions for My Damn Channel Live, and
we're going to get into them.
Do you like this?
[SQUEAKING NOISE]
Yeah, that's sexual.
OK.
Let's start answering some of your questions.
JOHN: What about your favorite comment.
DAILY GRACE: Oh, that's-- that's right.
We should start--
I'm just so distracted.
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL"]

DAILY GRACE: OK.
We get it.
Stop telling me that.
Um.
My favorite comment from last week's show,
let's take a look.
It comes from ashlyntheninja.
Cool.
It says, my dog can break dance.
Just saying.
OK.
That's awesome.
Uh, I'd like to see that.
Also, you're not saying, you're typing.
Slam dunk.
Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.
Called you out.
Uh, but if your dog can really break dance, I
think that'd be great.
I can't really break dance.
I only know the beginning of break dancing, which is just
like this part, where you get everyone amped up like you're
going to do something crazy.
And then I can do this.
Got it.
Nailed it.
Give me money on the subway if I start doing
that in front of you.
The kids that break dance and stuff are
actually very amazing.
Not like, uh--
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL"]

DAILY GRACE: Oh my God.
Oh, that's my favorite part.
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL"]

DAILY GRACE: OK.
I really got to stop playing it because we're going to get
in a lot of trouble.
JOHN: You're close to playing it in its entirety.
DAILY GRACE: I know, sorry.
I just-- it's just beautiful.
OK.
Like Jason Mraz told me I was beautiful.
John Mayer told me that my body is a wonderland.
And then finally, these ones are telling me that I don't
know I'm beautiful.
It's like guys, calm down, OK.
Try and neg me, that's how you get girls, neg me.
OK.
Uh, the first question comes from KayleeAnnBox.
All right.
Box.
Cool.
How many pets have you owned.
Um.
How many pets have I owned.
I grew up with cats.
My mom had a cat named Tigger that one day magically ran
away forever.
I don't know where it went.
But he was around for a long time.
He was an outdoor cat.
And then we think that he like ran off to die.
Which is like very mature of him to do, not do it in front
of the kids.
Uh and then we got this other cat.
Uh, who my mom, is probably watching this show.
Uh, Parker.
And Parker got really old.
And, Parker, yeah.
I think it died.
I'm not totally sure.
I think it died.
I'm pretty sure it died.
But it just got so old that it like lost track of time, and I
think it went totally deaf.
Because it would, in the middle of night, just walk
into the hallway and just stand and go [MRRR]
like so loud in the middle of the night.
That cat was the worst.
But it has also brought my mom a lot of joy,
so that's very nice.
Uh.
And then my dad and my stepmom had a dog named Sheila that
ended up dying.
Cause that's what happens to pets.
Pets die.
Why do we, as humans, get these animals knowing that
we're going to outlive them, potentially, and then we're
going to have to deal with like, them dying.
Uh, so anyway, I currently sort of share a teacup
chihuahua with my old roommate Michelle
Vargas, fartWHO on Twitter.
And I was at a very lonely point in my life and went on
Craigslist and bought Doug-- his name, the teacup
chihuahua-- off of Craigslist, and then realized that I'm not
a good caretaker.

So then she ended up moving in with her boyfriend and uh.
Oh.
Comment on--
Molly--
Molly Templeton, my boss, just texted me, saying commenters
want you to prove it's live.
I think this pretty much proves it's live, but I can do
one more thing that proves that it's live to you guys.
Um.
Now that I've totally gone off course.
[MUSIC PLAYING - ONE DIRECTION, "WHAT MAKES YOU
BEAUTIFUL"]

DAILY GRACE: It's so good.
JOHN: That doesn't prove anything.
DAILY GRACE: It proves that there's beauty
in the world, John.
OK.
Uh.
And so Doug now lives with Michelle and her boyfriend.
And he's living a much better life there.
The other thing was that we used to-- when we didn't live
together, we used to share custody of him.
And I would go to her apartment and pick him up and
bring him back to my apartment.
And he's so dumb.
And he can't--
he gets motion sickness.
So he threw up in the back of three different taxis on three
different occasions.
One time I didn't even tell the taxi driver that
he had thrown up.
I just like kinda cleaned it up and then like gave him a
tip and ran out of the taxi with him.
So that got really old, really fast.
Now I don't own any animals that I know of.
No.
None.
None of the animals.
Let's take another Twitter question.
Thanks for that question, CayleeAnnBox.
The next question comes from SydneyGHoren.
Whoa.
Dangerous.
Um.
I know you secretly love One Direction--
what?
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "YOU DON'T KNOW"]

DAILY GRACE: Oh, Harry Styles.
Ga, man--
OK.
Which one of them is your favorite.
Agh.
OK.
Um.
Well I--
OK.
They're are all over 18.
So this is fine to have this conversation.
Um.
Harry Styles.
Harry Styles.
But then I heard this rumor that he's gay.
JOHN: I thought you were saying hairstyles.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, you thought that.
But you clearly don't know One Direction.
His name is Harry Styles.
It clearly can't be a fake name because it's beautiful.
And you know what, he tells me that I
don't know I'm beautiful.
So thank you, Harry.
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "YOU DON'T KNOW"]

This is him.

Oh.
DAILY GRACE: Oh God.
OK.
I need to stop.
Because they're not--
they're not the right fit for me.
Uh, I'm a woman.
Uh, OK.
The next Twitter question comes from GBY.
If you could lose one of your extremities in an unfortunate
accident with a farm animal, what animal, and which
extremity, and why.
Whoa.
This is a very invasive question.
Um.
I--
I wish it was a fortunate accident and not an
unfortunate accident.
Uh, but it would probably have to be-- if I
had to lose one extremity.
[Sigh]
I like walking.
So I don't want to lose my legs.
Maybe I'd lose like, um.
Oh, maybe I'd lose like my middle finger on my left hand.
Because then when you give the finger, it's like so
non-offensive and hilarious because
there's no finger there.
And I think I would like--
uh--
I'd like, um, an alpaca to bite it off of me when I got--
when I was passed out after I had, um, jumped from the top
of a burning barn.
OK.
So the barn's on fire, I was just doing my job wrangling up
all the hay.
And then I jumped off the barn, went unconscious.
An alpaca comes over, bites my middle finger off--
because it's on fire-- it was trying to save me, the alpaca.
And then I wake up, already in the hospital the next day.
I had a beautiful, like, unconscious dream sequence
where George Clooney invites me to sushi
dinner and it's delicious.
And he's like, I'm not with that wrestler girl anymore.
I'm going to be with you.
Stacey Keibler.
I'm not with the girl who invented cookies.
You, it's you.
Um.
I've always wanted a girl with nine fingers.
And then I wake up and the doctor looks, and
is, um, Louis CK.
Yeah.
And then I found out that they've killed that alpaca
that bit my finger because alpacas are so dumb.
Uh, we gotta look--
JOHN: Last question.
DAILY GRACE: Last question.
Oh my gosh, this show went so fast.
JOHN: Well you spent six minutes talking about alpacas.
DAILY GRACE: Or I did I spend six minutes talking about--
[INAUDIBLE]
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "YOU DON'T KNOW"]

DAILY GRACE: It's so good.
It's so good.
OK.
Last question is from allisongrace3.
Great Twitter handle.
Who is your favorite singer/band?
Oh.
Jesus.
Jesus.
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "YOU DON'T KNOW"]

DAILY GRACE: Ben Folds.
OK.
Thank you guys so much for watching
MyDamnChannel LIVE today.
I will see you guys next week in New York City.
Uh, make sure that you're subscribed to MyDamnChannel so
that you know when these live shows are happening cause the
schedule's getting rearranged when I get back to New York.
Also I hope, hope, hope that I see some of you guys at VidCon
this weekend.
You can come up and hug me.
I might be really anxious around you, but just take that
as a sign of affection and love.
Uh, and please come to the Daily Grace meetup in that
room, 211 A-B. Find the weirdest room you can.
I'll probably be in there, uh, fearing for a lot of things.
Or drinking vodka by myself.
More than one of those things is going
to happen this weekend.
Thank you guys so much for watching and tune in tomorrow
to see Beth Hoyt.
Hi, Beth Hoyt.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Everybody can find me every every other every every every
every every time I talk, it goes bad.
Uh, find me every other day of the week on
youtube.com/dailygrace or mydamnchannel.com/dailygrace.
I'll see you guys next week.
Bye!
JOHN: Are you sure you want to dance out.
DAILY GRACE: Wait uh, hold on.
This is how you know it's live, guys.
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "YOU DON'T KNOW"]

DAILY GRACE: You don't know.
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