Love So Divine (신부수업) Full Movie (Eng Subs)


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Korea Pictures presents
A KiHweck ShiDae production
Benedicamus Domino!
Deo Gratias!
Love, So Divine
Where did you go?
Hey, the wall is quite high.
I fell!
I saved sheep that got lost.
What's this?
What?
Sheep from faraway, huh?
Right, sexy Russian...
You know what I think?
As soon-to-be priests
we shouldn't neglect Russian sheep.
We're acolytes today remember?
Yeah, sure.
What about our ordination in a month?
Yeah, sure.
Let's go.
Hey!
Wait up!
Kwon Sangwoo
Kyushik, have you tried a whisky mac? Kwon Sangwoo
- A total blessing! - Shut up and run! Ha Jiwon
Kim Inkwon
Slow down! Executive Producer Soma H.Z. Chung
Producer Yoo Intaek
Line Producers Jung Sookjung, Nam Jinho
Seminarians Only No Trespassing
Directed by Huh Inmoo
Where's the hole?
Boy, that was close.
Did you forget that Pope sanctified this himself?
If you break it
You could get expelled.
It isn't that easy to get kicked out of a seminary.
That's your expertise. I'll take your word for it.
- Let's go. - Hands off!
You take the censer.
He's so full of himself!
Didn't you tell me Pope sanctified it?
Why is it so fragile?
Need a hand?
Don't worry about it. It's nothing.
All you do is work your butt off.
I did well last year. Trust me.
By promising to clean up their septic tanks
I converted so many which I did for two months.
- What if I don't do well? - You get expelled.
Don't worry. Just follow my lead.
There's a five-and-dime store up ahead.
There you turn to other way.
Go straight, and then...
- Turn right, and go straight. - So I take a right turn?
- No, you go this way. - Isn't this way right?
- Go right and... - You're saving it to sell?
Every little bit helps! About 30 steps...
Am I talking to the wall?
So bitter!
Damn!
It's liquor.
Check her out.
That's what you call a blessing.
You're late. How come?
Don't forget why you're here.
It's not what you think.
Where's Father?
He'll be here soon.
Look at those tools.
What if he hits us with them
Let's see.
What'd you study in the seminary?
About the ecclesiastical court when Council of Trient ruled.
After the ordination
I'm going to study how medieval philosophies
- influenced the modern church. - I see. You?
I've been studying
how female Russian followers influenced Korean theology.
After the ordination...
Women from Southeast Asia...
My main interest of study is female followers.
Sounds very global.
- Did you eat? - Pardon?
Go to the kitchen and eat.
Blessings won't do you any good when you're hungry.
Never skip meals, okay?
Okay
Benedicamus Domino!
Deo Gratias.
The ordination is due soon.
Please watch over me. Deo Gratias.
Who are you? What are you doing here?
Please leave. This is House of God.
Why don't you...
My Lord!
So salty!
That's Holy Water! Leave!
Excuse me?
I can get into trouble for this.
It was an accident.
I'd never seen her before.
- Really! - And you kissed her?
Fine, I'll keep it to myself.
- A beau means trouble! - That's right.
What were you thinking?
You've been so good until now.
Shame on you!
That's not it!
What? She flew all the way here to cause troubles?
No way! She can't stay here.
Take her right now!
Father, forgive me.
The ordination is in a month.
I'll get expelled if I return now.
- What? - I can't, and I shouldn't.
I mean... I'm going insane!
- You're going insane here? - No, you misunderstand me.
I didn't mean for this to happen.
I didn't mean to kiss her.
- You kissed? - Uncle Nam!
- My head is splitting. - Yang Bonghee, you!
You ran here from America? What a waste of money!
- I came back to get married. - You wish!
I already talked to your mom.
Come with me. Cover your belly button!
I'm not done with you yet.
Come on.
Come on. Hurry.
What was it like?
What?
The kiss! It was your first time.
Hey, Kyushik.
Did you use your tongue?
Was it good? How was it?
Did you kiss her first?
Come on, tell me!
Smoking cigarettes here?
Should we smoke pot then?
- You're not old enough! - You are new, who the hell are you?
Who am I? A seminarian to become a priest!
A seminarian? We're all students then.
Keep your big nose out of our business, okay?
- How dare you girls... - Damn!
My mom told me it was okay to cause troubles at church.
Got a problem with that?
- Sundal! - What?
- What? - Come here.
- They're smoking here. - Are they?
Look, the blessing is leaving.
- Hi! - Hi!
Consider yourselves lucky.
- Can I get a ride? - Hop in.
- Thanks. - Excuse me? Excuse me!
Wait!
Thanks.
Where on earth is she?
Taxi!
Excuse me.
- I have something to tell you. - What is it?
- It's... - I'm busy. What is it?
It's...
Oh, I get it.
Sorry. I'm spoken for.
Let's go, driver.
Hey... Hey, wait!
We need to talk.
Get in!
I said I was busy. Get in! Now!
You're so bossy.
What is it?
- This morning... - Hold it for me.
- What? - Hold it
Hold it still. You're making me sick.
Drive well please.
How are my eyebrows?
Exactly the same.
This morning... The kiss...
You know this place, right? Take me there.
- Excuse me? Pay up! - The taxi fare!
Jinho!
Jinho!
- You were surprised, weren't you? - Yes, big time.
Didn't you miss me?
Let's break up.
Forgot what you told me at the ballpark?
'Like a closer in baseball I'll close your dating world.'
I'm like a relief pitcher for you
rather than a closer.
Are you okay?
Excuse me?
- Excuse me? - What?
Yes, I've been dumped. Satisfied now?
You know what? He doesn't deserve you.
So...
Still interested in me? I told you I am spoken for!
- I was... - I'm just saying...
You see the opening, huh?
Don't even think about it.
What?
Do you have any idea what trouble you put me in?
What are you talking about?
- This morning... - This morning what?
- The kiss! - With who?
Sister!
You can leave in the morning.
Men are all pigs except your dad and priests.
Uncle, lend me some money so I can go back.
The airfare?
Every penny here belongs to God.
That's a lame excuse!
It's not. Would a priest lie to you?
You think your mom will take you back in? Save the electricity and sleep.
What a waste of time...
Think of me as a maid for a month.
The airfair is $1,500. Pay me $50 a day.
Out of the way!
- What? What do you want? - Don't be so mean, Sister.
- Father? - Sister?
Is that your pick-up line?
- About sister Bonghee... - I am a seminarian!
- Her staying in the church... - Where's the world going?
- It's against the rules. - A seminarian...
attacking a woman?
She's not even baptized.
God has a plan. That's why he sent her to us.
What's wrong with you?
It's been hell since I met her.
- My future is doomed. - The year of snakes, right?
'He pushes things ardently but nothing bears fruit.'
Shin Sundal, Thomas!
Fortune telling is only for the weak-minded.
He's at it again.
I don't care...
CHECK YOUR FORTUNES NOR FAVORABLE
Who the fuck threw?
- Didn't you go to school? - We're on suspension.
Watch your attitude, asshole.
You're pushing it, girls.
No swearing!
Stupid asshole...
It's natural for seminarians to serve the church!
The bell rings at dawn lately. Who rings it?
Isn't it refreshing?
- Father! - Don't ring the bell!
Farmers need to sleep tight.
If it happens again I'm converting to Buddhism.
Be it temple or church what counts is that you pray.
- You mean that? - What were you gonna say?
See you later.
- Sure, I won't be long. - Okay, Father.
Here comes the van!
Bonghee's helping us with the kids.
Slow down. What's the rush?
The limit is 60 km/h here.
Slow down.
Take the wheel!
Don't like they way I drive? You drive then.
I don't have a license.
You call yourself a man?
What does that have to do with being a man?
It's not because I couldn't
but I didn't need to.
Right, you're a seminarian. You don't need a car for dates.
I understand.
Slow down, will you?
It's mine. Fuck!
Don't use such a word. He doesn't like it.
- Man up there? - He doesn't like that either.
I don't need a lecture from a man wearing a skirt!
Pretty Bonghee likes such words.
Shit, fuck, shit, fuck...
Stop it.
Or I'm gonna spank you before God does
Moron!
Sister Bonghee!
That's too much exposure in front of House of God.
The sunlight is God's blessing.
And I'm just absorbing it with my whole body. Is that a problem?
Aren't you afraid of God's judgment?
I'm more afraid of you. Leave me alone, will you?
Stop looking!
God!
Confess your sins.
I have hatred in my mind.
Go on.
I can't say who it is...
but I run into this person often lately.
Who's that?
Kids almost had an accident because of her yesterday.
And she made a profane scene in the garden earlier.
She spreads devil's words
to heavenly kids.
Shit, fuck, shit, fuck...
Bonghee should confess not you.
Right!
No.
I confess my sin for hating her for acting senselessly
in the presence of God.
I deserve penance.
Penance? But it's not a grave sin.
It is. As a soon-to-be-priest,
I deserve to be punished.
Bonghee's to be punished.
I have an idea. Try to get her baptized.
Father, that's too harsh. Give me another penance.
Teach catechism for her to be baptized.
Consider it a part of the training.
Father? Father?
Who knows? She might agree easily.
You don't know her. She's not human.
No woman is.
They are God's blessings.
It can't be that difficult.
It's like setting up a blind date.
A blind date?
Kyushik!
What's most important is
how to introduce both parties.
That's the key. Our Lord is Mr. BMOC.
Mr. BMOC!
- He's cool. - Cool!
- Freaking cool. - Freaking cool!
Blow him out of proposition.
What a beautiful day!
Excuse me? I got you something.
Why are you being so nice to me?
This is like a ticket to heaven.
More like toilet paper.
If you read the first ten pages
God's words will touch your...
Got it!
You were doing it wrong.
The success of a blind date depends on the person setting it up.
Put yourself in her shoes.
Would you say YES to a shabby-looking man?
'Bonghee, God is Mr. BMOC. Wanna meet him? '
Catch my drift?
Good job!
Looking good.
God looks way better than me.
Like you've seen him in person!
What?
Good Lord! You gave it to me.
Take it off.
There you go again pouting.
Take it off now!
A rosary is not a necklace. It's for prayers!
What are you, an Indian giver?
I will make her repent!
Not that I care if she goes to hell.
She's a lost sheep. Guide her well to heaven.
I got an idea, Kyushik.
You have to give her what she needs the most.
The answer is HEAVEN!
Wandering for god!
- You're on your own! - Where are you going?
We should've worn something else.
We're not here for fun
but for a call!
And this outfit works in HEAVEN. Show me your teeth.
Keep an eye on your sheep! Take care of her.
I'm going for fallen angels!
- Wait! - Oh yeah!
Mr. Matrix!
Wanna meet hot chicks?
Here he is, girls.
God, you have style!
It's Zen style that's it lately.
- Where did you buy it? - At a shop named Virgin Mary.
- Where's that? - He won't tell us.
- The style is everything. - Come on, let's drink.
- I can't, I have a cold. - Excuse me...
You're so funny.
Bottoms up.
- It's okay. Go ahead. - Drink up!
- Men are all pigs! - Let's drink.
Drink up!
- Let's drink. - Drink up!
Sorry. I hope you meet nice guys.
- What? - What's going on?
- What? - I'm dizzy, let's go.
Jinho?
Jinho!
Jinho!
You're not him.
He isn't a shit like you.
Your ugly face disgusts me.
What?
Let me handle her, Bro.
- Hey! - Who are you punks?
Are you nuts?
- Why'd you hit me? - What?
Please don't be mad.
She's mentally disordered.
We will leave.
- Not so fast! - Bro!
Let go of me! Get her! Bro!
Get her!
Get her!
- Stay with me. - Find them!
There they are! Come on, they're running!
You can't even run?!
You good-for-nothing thick heads!
On the double, morons!
Go that way!
It's a dead end! Look before you go, asshole!
- Not there? - No, Bro.
Bastards, hurry up!
Give us a room quick.
Look at her. I don't think you need to hurry.
Hourly or for the night?
Hours aren't gonna be enough.
Trying different things? Too much is never good.
You thought you could run from me?
You bastard.
Go away!
Hey, Hey.
- Did you take me here? - Because you were...
Why do you follow me around? Still have a crush on me?
Don't flatter yourself.
Without me
you could have gotten into a big...
Don't tell me you can't ride a bike.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Whose bike does she think it is?
Slow down, dude. I feel like throwing up.
Why'd you drink so much?
By the way Don't call me dude.
Sorry, dude.
Why don't we walk?
Okay, it's not comfortable anyway.
What are they doing?
Freeze & Melt game
- Don't you know? - I don't know
Say Freeze, and you stop. Say Melt, and you run.
Didn't you play it when you were little?
I feel sorry for 'IT'.
It's like one-sided love.
Freeze!
I can't believe you actually stopped!
- What? - Get on! Or you wanna walk?
Okay.
My head!
Where's Kyushik?
He's quite busy lately with missionary work.
- Using his good looks? - Me?
- Good looks... - I'm going to village head's.
He's serving you dog stew again?
I don't know.
Father, let me carry it for you.
It's too heavy for you. Shall we go?
List of duties Baptizing BongHee X
Practicing an epithalamium?
Tie my hands in bed tonight.
I ate something and I feel so strong.
Go away.
What's that?
Neither religion nor romance is meant to be forced.
There she comes.
Why don't you ask her to join the choir?
Go ahead. You want me to? Fine!
Watch me!
Sister Bonghee
What?
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