Halo 4 Specializations Trailer


Uploaded by Team0Epiphany on 04.11.2012

Transcript:

-What the F-ing H is going on here, man?
Something's not right with this place, man.
I can't figure it out.

-Hey, hi.
Listen, sorry I had to be so secretive back there, but
thanks for coming.
-Yeah.
OK.
-Yeah.
Here, have a seat.
-No thanks, man.
-I'm glad you came.
We're glad you came.
Right?
Right guys?
-They say you know him.
-Know who, man?
-Shut the F up, Frodo.
-The Maker.
They say you know the Maker.
-He doesn't know what he's talking about, dude.
-Who?
-Don't listen to him.
-What the F, man?
-And I, the Maker, will send the chosen one, and by the
chosen one, will the oppressed be liberated.
-F'n shut the F up, Frodo.
-They say you're the chosen one.
-Hell, he's not the chosen one.
He's the punk bitch who left me to die in Black Temple.
-Wait.
I know that voice.
-You better damn well know my voice.
I'm the one who talked you all the way through the F-ing
gates of Anchorage while you were carrying a bottle a
diaper cream in one hand and your fuzzy
drop 'ems in the other.
-Ah, Jesus.
No way, man.
-Don't make your PP look so surprised.
-I can't believe it, man.
I just can't believe it.
How did you get here, man?
-Same way you did, ass sack.
He brought us here.
-What?
-Did you start feeling bad when he disappeared?
-Yeah.
-Start really taking a deep look at your life and what you
were doing with it?
-Yeah, I did, man.
-Well, didn't you think it was a bit of a coincidence that
right at that moment, right at the lowest point in your
gaming life, you got an invitation to this place?
-Oh well.
I--
-Think about it, bro.
Just think about it.
He brought us here.
-What does he want, man?
I mean WTF?
This place, man with all the, you know the--
-The sharing.
The caring.
-The spooning, man.
I had to spoon this guy.
-Listen.
-And then they keep making me touch PPs and--
-Listen to me.
Jesus.
Get a hold of yourself.
We formed a guild.
-What?
Here?
-Well, it's not official.
-We are the ring of infinite sorrows.
-Like it?
-And ye shall wait until I return.
And then fire shall rain upon Peopleburg.
-Eh, yeah.
So look, are you in with us?
-Wait.
Wait.
What?
Have you seen him?
Where is he, man?
I want to talk to him.
-None of us have seen him yet.
-They say he walks among us.
-What?
-Have you ever seen him, I mean, in real life?
-No.
-Same thing here.
But they say he's always around watching us.
Well, anyway, it's good to see you again.
Think about the guild and keep it under wraps, butt snatcher.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
OK, man.
[LAUGHTER]
Hey, did you guys just see that?

-So you want-- you want to know what the secret to
Peopleburg is?
-Well, yeah.
-Well, strap on your stupid and let's get at it.