Auto-Tune the News #1: march madness. economic woes. pentagon budget cuts.

Uploaded by schmoyoho on Apr 11, 2009

Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting
to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And... go!
Uh, I just think that it's very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy.
And it can get you in enormous trouble.
What's wrong with fantasy? I like fantasy and I live in the sea!
We must rebalance this department's programs
in order to institutionalize and finance our capabilities.
Yeah, forget about the jets;
Use our super soakers, get Al-Quaeda wet.
Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday night! Another convincing Carolina victory.
Ooh, that's cool, but it ain't time to pop the hennessy.
Michigan State: heading to the national championship game.
Your team responded late here, coach, how did you do it?
Three words: Vi ag ra.
There will continue to be job losses. The remainder of this year.
The question is will they continually go down
Before they begin to rebound? Before they begin to rebound.
Will they go do-do-do-down? Before they begin to rebound.
And now it's my pleasure to present the 2009 National Championship Trophy
to Coach Roy Williams and the North Carolina Tar Heels!
You can just tell the unity you had. It's something very special.
And we saw it on the floor tonight.
Oh yeah... Michigan thought we was playing some football.
Lions' stadium; they played like the Lions.
Throwin interceptions on the first down;
Watchin us dunk on their ass. Goin home cryin.
Congratulations, Wayne.
I know you're emotional. Talk about what this feels like.
Feels great. You know...
You never know what this feeling feels like until you experience it.
It's something that you really can't explain. (Yeah, yeahh...)
(Yeah, believe in your dreams) Yeah, yeah. You know you can never explain the unexplainable.
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Tragedy sounds better auto-tuned
- Ok, so... so you're saying you like... - So you... But you like... Oh.
You like the double interview? You like both of us asking questions...
- At the same time. You know... More... - Is it, is it distracting?
He... I think he likes it. The double... interview.
- Yeah. Double. Two. - Two...
- Two times as good. - Ten times.
- Ten times as good. With two people. - Yeah.
- Three people. Including you. - Yeah. Yeah.