The Buzz - Bald Men Powerful


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Transcript:
SHOW ON WPRI 12.
WELCOME BACK TO THE RHODE
SHOW.
THIS MORNING IN THE BUZZ,
LOOKING FOR A PROMOTION?
WHO ISN'T?
WELL, IF YOU'RE A MAN, MAYBE
IT'S TIME TO GET OUT THOSE
CLIPPERS.
ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY, MEN
WITH SHAVED HEADS ARE PERCEIVED
TO BE MORE MASCULINE, DOMINANT,
AND HAVE BETTER LEADERSHIP
SKILLS TAN THEIR LONG-HIRED
HIPPIE COUNTERPARTS.
THE CITY SHOWED PHOTOS OF THE
SAME SAME MAN IN TWO VERSIONS,
ONE WITH HAIR, THE OTHER WITH
HIS HAIR DIGITALLY REMOVED.
THAT'S WHAT WE DO EVERY DAY,
REMOVE MY HAIR DIGITALLY.
SO HIS AHEAD APPEARED SHAVED.
IN ALL THREE TESTS, THE SUBJECTS
REPORTED FINDING MEN WITH SHAVED
HEADS AS MORE DOMINANT THAN
THEIR DOWRNT COUNTERPARTS.
IN ONE TEST THE MEN WITHOUT HAIR
WERE PERCEIVED AN INCH TALLER,
13% STRONGER THAN THOSE WITH
FULLER MANUFACTURE MANES.
MEN WITH THINNING HAIR WERE
VIEWED AS THE LEAST ATTRACTIVE
AND POWERFUL OF THE BUNCH.
OH, OH.
LOOK AT ME NOW IF YOU'RE
LOSING YOUR HAIR.
DON'T WEAR THE TUPA.
JUST LET IT GO.
IT'S FREEING!
OR, I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE
ARE YOUNGER, TOO, AND THEY START
TO, THE HAIR STARTS TO THIN A
LOT YOUNGERMENT IT'S IN THEIR
GENETICS, THEY CAN'T HELP IT.
JUST TAKE IT OFF.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA PULL
A MR. CLEAN.
A WOOLLY WILLY.
ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY CALL IT?
WITHOUT THE HAIR.
YEAH.
I LIKE THAT.
BE LIKE THEM, EMBRACE IT.
EMBRACE IT.
IT'S KIND OF CONFUSING,
BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO LIE,
YOU'RE AN ATTRACTIVE BALD MAN.
SHE ONLY SAID THAT BECAUSE
I'M SITTING HERE.
BUT YOU MENTIONED THE SIX
FLAGS GUY, A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT
LOOK LIKE HIM -- I GET VERY
CONFUSED, BECAUSE I WON'T THINK
HE WAS POWERFUL OR MASCULINE OR
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
I KNOW THAT'S NOT A REAL BALD,
IT'S PROBABLY A WOMAN FOR ALL WE
KNOW.
BUT THERE ARE SOME BALD PEOPLE
THAT, I WOULDN'T NECESSARILY SAY
WERE MASCULINE.
IF I DIDN'T GET THIS GIG I
WAS THIS FAR AWAY FROM THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
A WHOLE NEW FIELD.
THIS CLOSE.
I THINK MAYBE, TOO, WHEN
PEOPLE COMMIT, THEY'RE NOT OLD,
THEY HAVEN'T, LIKE, LOST THEIR
HAIR, THEY DECIDE TO SHAVE IT.
I THINK THAT PROVES, I'M
CONFIDENT.
I DON'T NEED MY HAIR.
I CAN DO THIS.
BECAUSE YOU WERE SAYING WHEN
YOU MADE THE DECISION, YOU SAID,
I'M TAKING IT O. WE WERE LOOKING
AT SOME VIDEO WHERE YOU COULD
TELL SOME OF THESE GUYS REALLY
NEED TO MAKE THAT COMMITMENT.
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BALD YOUR WHOLE
LIFE.
FARCE YOU KNOW.
LOOK AT THIS!
OH!
HEY!
LOOK AT THAT!
HOW OLD ARE YOU HERE?
OH, MY GOODNESS!
YOU'RE SO LITTLE!
LOOK AT THAT!
OH!
AND CHECK THIS OUT.
NICE.
WE HAVE OLD PICTURES OF YOU.
WE BROUGHT YOU ANOTHER SURPRISE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILL!
I LOVE THAT PICTURE, THANK
YOU.
WE RIDE TO GET BRITNEY SPEARS
TO COME HERE AND SING HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
WE'RE VERY CLOSE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE GOING TO SET OFF THE
FIRE ALARM.
THE FIRE ALARM?
IT WAS ALL SPECIAL, AND VERY
MEANINGFUL, UP UNTIL THAT POINT.
HERE WE GO.
OKAY.
[ BLOWING ]
OH, YES!
THAT'S IT.
TRY AGAIN.
[ BLOWING ]
YOU GOT ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
TAKE MY JACKET OFF.
THE FIRE ALARMS GO OFF.
[ LAUGHTER ]
COME ON, WILL!
POUR THIS ON IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE --
SO CLOSE!
YOU'RE SO CLOSE.
I DO HAVE A TRICK.
DOES SOMEBODY JUST WANT TO
TAKE THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
KEEP BREATHING.
CAN YOU SEE ME THROUGH THE
SMOKE?
THEY'RE ALMOST ALL THE WAY
MELTED DOWN.
YES.
I THINK I JUST GOT HIT BY A
SPARK.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT?
YOU CAN JUST STOP RIGHT
THERE.
I'M OUT OF BREATH.
I'M 43 AND I'M GETTING --
[ WHEEZING ]
YOU DON'T HAVE HAIR BECAUSE
YOU HAVE TO KEEP LEANING OVER
THIS.
WITH LONG HAIR IT WOULD BE --
ISN'T 43 FANTASTIC?
IT WORKED!
OKAY, WE CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONES
WITH AN OPINION HERE, THOUGH.
THAT IS RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ONE WEIGHED IN AND SAID, IF
YOU THINK ABOUT IT, BALD MEN
HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, LITERALLY.
GREAT POINT, MARK.
MY GOODNESS.
LAURIE WEIGHED IN.
[ COUGHING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
MY DAD SAID, GOD ONLY MADE A
FEW PERFECT HEADS.
THE REST HE PUT HAIR ON.
OH!
SO YOU HAVE A HEAVY HEAVY --
PERFECT HEAD.
I TOLD YOU.
THIS ONE SAID, THEY NEVER