BETHANY: When they came over, and the special--
well, this year, I know, they have a thing with Squanto and
Geronimo for Christmas with the Christmas Bambi--
SUKASHI: Hey, Bethany.
Is this an official Tron vacuum cleaner?
BETHANY: Hold on just a second.
Ah, yeah, it is.
Why don't you go ahead and try it out?
SUKASHI: Oh, don't mind if I do.
[HIGH-SPEED MOTOR]
SUKASHI: I'm vacuuming!
I'm vacuuming!
Ooh.
Uh.
[SCREAMS]
Uh, Bethany, I'm de-res-ing.
BETHANY: I got to go.
SUKASHI:[SHUDDERING].
ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Radio news flash.
Headlines--
Santa Claus has been kidnapped.
Reports say that Santa Claus is being held at Snowy Chowey
Field, home of the local baseball stars, the Conchs.
Is there no superhero who can save Christmas?
SUKASHI: Bethany, did you hear the news broadcast?
SUKASHI: Hear what now?
SUKASHI: Santa Claus has been kidnapped.
BETHANY: That's not a radio.
That's my hair dryer.
SUKASHI: I have to save Christmas.
BEFORE-20: [SINGING]
Sukashi, got to fly now.
Go Sukashi!
[HAIR DRYER BLOWING]
ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): It's a "Go Sukashi!
Christmas Special."
ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): We now return to Geronimo and Squanto
present, "Rudolfo, the Christmas Bambi."
RUDOLFO: [SINGING]
I'm a misfit all Christmas day.
Jingle bells, jingle bells all the time away, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells all the time away, hey!
It's merry Christmas.
GREEN RANDAL: Merry Christmas, Randal.
DOLPHO (OFFSCREEN): You're the misfit.
I'm a misfit.
You're a misfit.
GREEN RANDAL: [SOBBING]
DOLPHO: You're a misfit.
You're a misfit.
SANTA CLAUS: No-hohoho, ho.
No, leave them alone.
Those are for the children--
the children!
[BLAST]
SANTA CLAUS: No!
[APPLAUSE]
SANTA CLAUS: All my beautiful little toys for all the--
the good little girls and boys.
[SOBS]
SUKASHI: I should have known.
Only Rectanguloids would be inhuman enough to kidnap Santa
Claus and cook him and eat his delicious candy brains.
You sickos!
SANTA CLAUS: Oh, ho.
Let's not give them any ideas.
SUKASHI: Merry Christmas!
Gaah!
[BLAST]
[KARATE CHOPS]
SANTA
CLAUS: Oho, hoho, [THWACK]
SANTA CLAUS: Rain me down some Christmas cheer.
Get behind Santa, son.
These boys have earned some candy pain.
[GUN COCKING ]
[GUNSHOT]
[BLAST]
SANTA CLAUS: I've got a shotgun.
[BLAST]
SUKASHI: Wow!
SANTA CLAUS: Ho, ho, no.
[GUN COCKING]
[GUNSHOT]
[EXPLOSIONS]
SUKASHI: Wow, Santa.
That was amazing.
SANTA CLAUS: Sukashi, thank you.
You saved not only Santa Claus, but all of
Christmas as well.
You truly are a superhero.
SUKASHI: Oh, Santa.
Pfft.
SANTA CLAUS: Boom.
[EXPLOSION]
SUKASHI, BETHANY, SANTA: [SINGING]
Jingle bells, jingle bells all the time away.
Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells all the time away.
Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, all the time away.
Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells all the time away.
Hey!
Best Christmas ever.
SANTA CLAUS: Hohoho.
