The Chancellor of Pop
It's so much fun playing with marbles!
Yeah! You're such a homosexual!
That's a big hand...
Oh, what the fuck!
*Moaning*
Hello!
Ooooooh!
I'll take you home.
Oh no! Please! No no no!
Mmmmm... Yes!
Okay... I'll give you a chance.
If you guess my name, I'll let you go.
Oooooh!
Well, you're "Miguel Joaquín"
AKA the "Chancellor of Pop"
and the most famous pedophile in the world.
You're like the most perverted of all.
I don't give shit, you're still coming with me.
Well you're really an idiot
at least you should offer me like candy
or drugs or something cool like that.
I have gummies,
little cupcakes,
random shit and cocaine.
And I'll rape you while you sleep.
What!
A while later
*More moaning*
Here's your candy.
Aaaah!
And here's where you'll sleep.
Ooow!
I'm so fucked!
