in Salem, Oregon, both pro- and anti-vampire advocates
rallied in anticipation of the state's upcoming
ratification vote on the Vampire Rights Amendment.
Polls show the measure gaining support in recent months,
although nearly 20 percent of the country remains undecided.
[GRUNTS]
[WOMAN SCREAMS] MAN: Oh, Jesus! WOMAN: Oh, my God! Does that help you decide, America? Do not turn off the camera! You've seen how quickly I can kill. Ladies and gentlemen...
my name is Russell Edgington,
and I have been a vampire for nearly 3000 years.
Now, the American Vampire League wishes to perpetrate the notion
that we are just like you,
and I suppose in a few small ways we are.
We're narcissists. We care only about getting what we want, no matter what the cost, just like you. Global warming, perpetual war, toxic waste, child labor, torture, genocide. That's a small price to pay
for your SUVs and your flat-screen TVs,
your blood diamonds, your designer jeans,
your absurd, garish McMansions! Futile symbols of permanence to quell your...
quivering, spineless souls.
But no. In the end
we are nothing like you.
We are...
[CHUCKLES]
...immortal.
Because we drink the true blood,
blood that is living, organic and human.
Mmm. And that is the truth the AVL wishes to conceal from you.
Because let's face it,
eating people is a tough sell these days.
So they put on their friendly faces to pass their beloved VRA,
but make no mistake,
mine is the true face of vampires!
Why would we seek
equal rights?
You are not our equals.
We will eat you
after we eat your children.
Now time for the weather. Tiffany?
[KENNY WAYNE SHEPHERD BAND'S "EVERYTHING IS BROKEN" PLAYING]
Corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com
