Lammbock German Stoner Comedy 4/9 English Subtitles

LIMBO - PARTY
What are you doing here?
Hi Stefan!
Hi
Sorry, I hope I didn't disturb...
No, no problem. What are you doing here? I thought you were in Berlin?
I'm visiting my parents, just for a few days.
Hello
Have a seat. You want a drink?
Water please.
- So what's up? - I'm fine
- And you? - Good, can't complain.
- Where is Kai? - Still sleeping.
But you're still doing this together, right?
Sure, you know Kai. He needs attention.
- Still so bad? - Yea.
He smokes pot even when he’s on the toilet. He said it's better for the digestion.
Thanks
You study law? What's with your plans to open a beach café?
Ah forget that. It was nonsense.
But you got it all checked out, just had to get on the plane...
I'll finish my education first. Then I will see what will be next.
But it was always your thing. Going somewhere nice. Sea, beach, palms, building up your own existence.
Well, tell me a little about you. How are you?
Excellent, the studies are going great. And I will go to London for my masters.
London? Congratulations.
Thanks
And that's why I'm here. I wanna throw a little party...
...with the people from way back... ...you're invited of course...
...and I wanted to order some drugs from you.
What do you want to order?
Drugs. You heard me.
Drugs? You? What for?
Excellent question.
Sure, what do you want?
Schoof, bio-skunk, Superwahnsinn. Mann, Mann, Mann, Mann!
Fitting for a good farewell party.
Aren't you afraid that you'll never leave this place?
Why? It's nice here.
Three Superwahnsinn...
...bioskunk, schoof.
She knew a lot about drugs suddenly.
I just want you to question this strange metamorphosis.
Shit, it's still full of aphids.
Cause then you'd see that it was nothing but show.
- Fucking aphids - Just show
She only came to show me how great she turned out.
It's a scandal
And why? Because she still loves me.
That's a fact. But she is without a chance.
Cheat on Gina because of her. That's totally crazy.
Oh come on, you've been nagging about that all day.
What? Sorry that I am talking about something personal for once.
That's not the point. I believe that you wouldn't cheat.
So what are we talking about?
The thing is that I could cheat.
I mean I am not, but I could be.
But I don't think that I am asking for too much...
...when I want you to show some interest in my situation.
So, why is there the possibility that you might cheat on her?
Well...
...Gina is pretty cool
But Jenny also has advantages.
- Sex! - Sex.
- For example. - Aha.
Jenny, she was terrific in bed.
...but with Gina... ...I didn't even get a boner in the beginning.
Why’s that?
That is exactly what I am trying to tell you.
Jenny I met at the night club, right? And she's always more of a fashionable girl.
But Gina...I knew her before already...
and she was a friend. That is the problem.
The transition between friend and sex object.
Imagine you go out and have fun and afterwards you're in bed and she is giving you a blow job.
Would you let a friend suck your dick?
If he is pretty.
You're killing me. Stop it.
But are you getting the problem?
You see why there is at least one reason to cheat?
- Yea alright but you're not going to. - Yes of course not.
Well then everything is alright, christ!
Asshole! Come on. Pussy!
Asshole, give it to me! Boner!
Achim my friend. I have to say your strange flies...
...are just sunbathing and nothing else.
Sun? I thought you're growing indoors with a sunray lamp?!?
Sunray lamp? These aren't just two plants in the bathroom...
...for our crops you don't need a sunray lamp, you need an entire galaxy.
- I see - Yes
Well outdoors these flies won't help. In that case we need a new strategy.
He's harmless.
Limboooooooooo!!!
Hey! How low can you go?!?!?!
Hey! How low can you go?!?!?!
So what now?
- For me? - You want one?
Thanks. Cheers.
Back in the days we never partied together like that
Back then you were different.
Friends?
Friends?!?!
Thanks
Are you alright?
No, nothing is alright.
I don't get it.
Kai, do I have...
...cellulitis...?
No, you're a top class woman. That's not the reason.
You can't get a boner, and my ex-boyfriend gets a blowjob from his vacuum cleaner.
Great "top class woman"
Did you never get it, who was the reason why all my relationships didn't work out?.
I never wanted to tell you that. Sorry.
What are you afraid of, Kai?
I'm not afraid.
I just want things to stay the way they are.
Hey pussys!!! Limbo!!! Shit!!!
You can go.
Really?
Seriously?!?!