Heartwood Tower Voice - Broadcast 2 - Winter Dawning


Uploaded by heuwyn on 24.12.2010

Transcript:
Yon: Okay, we're back on the air, and the Rainbow Connection now has an IMPENETRABLE
PROTECTIVE COVER. And when I say protective, I mean as protective as a glass bell jar which
is NOT. Boy, are we cheap... Yon: Also, our engineer Medley will be doing
that druidical voodoo that she does so well from the same IMPENETRABLE PROTECTIVE COVER.
Yes, I can see you waving. Yon: We are now Sister proof! And speaking
of which (pun: Witch). Vanilla: I'm not a witch. I'm a mage. You
should know that, you taught me how to set things on fire!
Yon: I ignited your interest. Vanilla: I ignited the stables!
Yon: shhhh... don't say that, someone might hear... everyone's really touchy about not
having mounts because of that. Hey, why is your sister cackling in there?
Arthur: I don't wish to disturb your charades, but perhaps I can inquire as why you summoned
us to this elaborate setup. Yon: Oh, right, yes, we're broadcasting a
Winter Dawning Greeting, but unfortunately Archdruid Lunast couldn't, uh, make it.
Arthur: Nothing like being second guest (pun: second guessed).
Vanilla: Let us reflect upon the blessings that Gaia has given us this year.
Arthur: DECEMBER: VAULTS! Yon: Oddly, the container merchant's shelves
got rather empty after that. Vanilla: That's cause of all the smart shoppers
had already swooped. Yon: I've been living out of those same four
gemmed bags since last year. Vanilla: Your bags are practical, capacious,
and now limited edition! But not as big as my set of Traveler's Chests! But, you could
have been caught out like my sister! Poor Medley had to buy vault space to hide her
hideous collection of litugical vestments. I mean, have you SEEN the Summer Rites Set?
It's CYAN and LIME! Oh my goddess, can you see what she is wearing?
Arthur: What's she casting? Yon: I think it's Abolish.
Vanilla: That doesn't works on little sisters or heads of state!
Arthur: FEBRUARY: THE DOWN BELOW Yon: I.. I remember the down below. All those
monsters... and their bread rolls. Always gratuitous parties of 5 with poor tipping!
Nothing good came out of it. Nothing! Vanilla: We got the moon back!
Arthur: She's got you there. Yon: It was broken!
Arthur: Alright, we'll call it a draw. Arthur: APRIL: FINANCIAL CRISIS.
Yon: ...wait, are these blessings? Vanilla: Yes, acquisitive beasts hunted all
monsters that dropped gold to extinction, leaving only the ones that didn't to carry
on their respective species. And that was an important lesson we all learned about ecological
stewardship. THANK YOU GAIA... ARTHUR: JUNE... MY KINGDOM IS DEEEEEEEAD.
Yon: Oh yeah, that was the Anubian Invasion of Corsica, wasn't it? What silver lining
did that have? Vanilla: They burnt down our manor. ...The
manor (pun: manner) to which I had become accustomed!
Yon: Maybe we should move on... yeah. Arthur: JULY: FASHION SEASON.
Vanila: Well, you couldn't be caught dead in any of those old garish last season's sets...
Red, yellow, blue, purple, black, cyan, lime. The tasteful beasts eschewed such candy colors
for tasteful muted earthen tones! Olives and greens, browns and tans, puces... and TAUPE
were the new last word in smart attire. Yon: So basically a dye shortage.
Vanilla: FASHION. Arthur: FASHION IS DEEEEEAD.
Yon: Well, I guess my leaf hat became ... Limited Edition.
Arthur: SEPTEMBER: THE ...ACCIDENT? Yon: Oh Gaia no...
Vanilla: THAT LITTLE PIGGY SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME?
Yon: We're not going to bring this up again, are we?
Vanilla: Not like anyone could MISS the AMANITA CLOUD on the HORIZON, or the GIANT EVACUATION
of ALL of EUROPE and ANGLORUM into the CHUNNEL for SHELTER against the RAIN of FORBIDDEN FIRE?
Vanilla: No. Yon: Ha haaaa.... You know, this supposed
to be about the GOOD things that happened this year?
Arthur: NOVEMBER: A NEW HOPE. Vanilla: We saw a sign from the Beasts of
the Rising Sun! A new age is coming! Help is on its way!
Yon: I guess we have yet to see how this VENTURE TURNS OUT. Happy Winter Dawning from all of us.
Vanilla: Happy Winter Dawning!
Arthur: Happy Winter Dawning. Vanilla: Gaia bless us one and all!
Vanilla: Oh look, there's giant snowman climbing up the tower!
Arthur: Ah, the Chill King. One of the supervillains that plagues this city during Winter Dawning.
This could mean only ONE THING... Yon: SNO CONES FOR EVERYONE. (High Powered
Battle Sounds)