Bing! It's Time for Dinner - Ep: 13

Uploaded by LizzieBennet on 21.05.2012

Lizzie: So today we’re going to try something a little different.
In about an hour or so, Bing and Caroline are coming over for dinner.
And yeah, my Mom is freaking out.
But that’s obvious.
So I’m going to do my best to give you “up to the minute updates” during the dinner.
Which I am sure will go perfectly well.
Lydia:Lizzie! Mom needs your help with the salad.
Lizzie: Why can’t you do-
Lydia: Hi everyone. My sister’s suspect domestic skills are needed in the kitchen, so I’ll be filling in...
Lizzie: No, no, no that’s fine...I will just be there in a minute. So, you can...
Lydia: But she needs you right now.
Lizzie: Okay...but you ARE NOT filling in for me...Okay, are you even listening to me? Ugh, fine...My name is Lizzie Bennet-
Lydia: And my name is Lydia Bennet! Your line, sis.
Lizzie: Guess who’s coming to dinner?
Lydia: Bing Lee!
Lizzie: So right now it’s about an hour until dinner. Bing and Caroline are downstairs talking with dad and Jane. And so far so good.
But I think that’s mainly because Mom is still in the kitchen, perfecting everything...anything.
Right now she’s panicking about dietary restrictions.
And this is even after Bing told her.
It’s quite fine Mrs. Bennet. Caroline and I have no preferences. I’m sure whatever you make will be delicious.
But unfortunately the only thing that accomplished was sending her into a raging panic.
Because now she can’t decide what to make.
And I know what you’re thinking. Just tell her to make whatever. And believe me, I have
But right now she has too many choices. And it’s paralyzing her.
Even though, she really doesn’t have that many options.
there’s only so much you can do with four pounds of lamb.
Lydia: Lizzie! Mom is freaking out.
Lizzie: I know.
Lydia: Hey! You’re doing the show without me.
Lizzie: No I’m just...what does Mom want?
Lydia: She needs your help filleting a salmon. Whatever that means.
Lizzie: Wait, there’s salmon? Where did that come from?
Lydia: She thought it’d be classier. She’s also asking Bing and Caroline if they mind if she doesn’t use soy sauce.
Lizzie: No she’s not! Oh, mom...why?
Lydia: Now, for the real show! Somethings you don’t know about Lizzie...she smells bad-
Lizzie: Oh no you don’t.
Lydia: She’s deathly afraid of birds... Lizzie: Nah uh, nah uh
Lydia: Oh come on! Just one minute? Please, please... Lizzie: Not gonna happen.
So okay, it’s now after dinner and it’s turned into a real emergency. I don’t have the time to go into everything but...
Mom embarrassed herself...and then Lydia embarrassed herself...and then Mom embarrassed herself again. Which shouldn't surprise anyone. Shame on me really.
Okay so now it’s damage control time. We gotta get everyone out of here. At least Bing and Caroline.
I texted Charlotte, and she’s gonna meet us all over at Carter’s Bar. We’ll have a few drinks, play some video games, And with any luck, Bing will have such a good time, that he’ll completely forget about the worst dinner ever.
Or at least, get so drunk that he doesn’t care.
Ok gotta go.
Lydia: Woo!! Carter’s!! Yeah bitches!!
Lizzie:’re not going.
Lydia: Why not?!?
Lizzie: Because it’s illegal, and you’re gonna staying home and help Mom.
Lydia: Okay, yeah, I’ll just, I’ll just stay home by myself then...
Lizzie: Okay, fine you can go.
Lydia: Yessss....
Lizzie: This is gonna go so well.
Lydia: Whaaat.
Lizzie: No...