HOT GIRL FIGHT with Isla Fisher & Sarah Silverman - Pilot Season


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 30.09.2010

Transcript:

ISLA FISHER: Max, Jeremy is certifying me.
How's that?
MAX: Yeah, I, I thought you were already certified.
JEREMY: Well, she'll be
certified until I am satisfied.

MAX: I really don't feel that bad.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ISLA FISHER: Who's the caboose?

I thought it was interesting.
I didn't know one why it followed Susan so much.
That was all.
And I'm sure she's really nice and fairly attractive if you
like the ethnic thing.
I'm sure she wants to do TV or, you know, radio.
She'd be great.
She'd be great on radio.
But I come from a, a different background.
When I'm with normal people, I stand out.
I feel different.
I feel like, oh my god, everyone's going, she's so
beautiful, you know.
And when I'm with other famous beautiful people, it's like
I'm the same as them.
And I just want to feel like, you know--
I don't want to be different all the time.

Hey.
Hi.
Leo's not here today.
So I'm--
SARAH SILVERMAN: Ohh.
ISLA FISHER: So I'm going to--
SARAH SILVERMAN: Oh, you're--
ISLA FISHER: Thank you.
SARAH SILVERMAN: Max's friend.
ISLA FISHER: Yeah.
SARAH SILVERMAN: All right.
ISLA FISHER: I'm [INAUDIBLE]
daughter, actually.
Butterfly.
SARAH SILVERMAN: Oh, good for you.
ISLA FISHER: Yeah.
I just realized, you don't want to be filmed, do you?
You didn't like the way you looked in the last one?
Isn't that?
SARAH SILVERMAN: Nh.
Oh no, I don't--
not.
I mean I do.
I mean, I, you know, nyah, I moved to
Hollywood to not be filmed.
Heh, no, I love it.
As a matter of fact, Gabe, I will sign the--
I don't know if my publicist--
GABE: Yeah, we got it.
SARAH SILVERMAN: Oh, you have--
it.
But I need a pen.
Oh!
Ah, you have-- great.
ISLA FISHER: Here's your pen.
SARAH SILVERMAN: [LAUGHS]
Ah, good.
ISLA FISHER: So let me make this a little easier for you.
I don't want you feeling like you have
to overextend yourself.
This it for a very fit, a fit model that
we had in here earlier.
OK.
[CHUCKLES]
Down you go.
SARAH SILVERMAN: OK.
So, I am going to be working for your dad, I think.
ISLA FISHER: Really?
SARAH SILVERMAN: Yeah.
I just got cast as the--
ISLA FISHER: Really?
That's great.
SARAH SILVERMAN: The lead.
Yeah.
ISLA FISHER: The lead?
SARAH SILVERMAN: Fatal Actionz--
ISLA FISHER: Oh.
SARAH SILVERMAN: With a Z. Yeah.
ISLA FISHER: My dad's TV show?
Do you know my dad?
SARAH SILVERMAN: He's so amazing.
ISLA FISHER: Really?
SARAH SILVERMAN: Yeah.
ISLA FISHER: I mean, yeah.
SARAH SILVERMAN: Are you guys close?
Are you daddy's little girl?
ISLA FISHER: Oh my god, I am so daddy's little girl.
SARAH SILVERMAN: [LAUGHS]
ISLA FISHER: I mean, he adores me.
He'd do anything for me.
And he rings and sends me presents.
And I'm just like the luckiest.
SARAH SILVERMAN: Right.
And he doesn't spoil you by making you, you
know, not need to work.
Huh, god, look at your body.
It's amazing.
ISLA FISHER: Thank you.
SARAH SILVERMAN: You just, you must've been a trainer forever
and ever and ever and ever and ever.
I never had to have a day-job.
So it's just like, wow.
ISLA FISHER: Really?
SARAH SILVERMAN: It's-- so good for you.
ISLA FISHER: I kind of think TV's a bit like a
day-job in a way.
Because it's not actually, you know, it's not film.
And it's-- you're just churning out kind of, you
know, the same, kind of formulaic stuff.
SARAH SILVERMAN: [LAUGHTER]
ISLA FISHER: Wow, look at your arms.
SARAH SILVERMAN:[INAUDIBLE] this on.
ISLA FISHER: Oh my god, they're not disgusting at all.
That is so weird that people say that about your arms.
They're really nice.
Must just be on TV, they come up kind of ape-like.
Interesting.
SARAH SILVERMAN: [LAUGHTER]
That is so great that you've got this camera following you
around, and you don't even, you know, cleanup or, you
know, just every blemish is just like-- this is who I am.
An that's, that's great, you know.
I'm, I'm really, ah, I, uh, prescribe to that.
JEREMY: Susan, Susan, Susan.
SARAH SILVERMAN: Hello.
JEREMY: [INAUDIBLE].
SARAH SILVERMAN: Hi.
Heh.
JEREMY: Hey, I'm sorry that Adulia couldn't be here.
Is every, is everything all right?
SARAH SILVERMAN: I know.
JEREMY: It's working out for you?
SARAH SILVERMAN: Oh!
ISLA FISHER: I've just been working her thighs,
which is her main.
She's carrying.
JEREMY: No need.
ISLA FISHER: Some.
SARAH SILVERMAN: Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
Oh yeah, right.
JEREMY: Hard working.
ISLA FISHER: No, there is no need.
She's in perfect shape.
SARAH SILVERMAN: [CHORTLE]
No, she's a doll.
ISLA FISHER: Aheh, no.
Yeah, Susan's great too.
SARAH SILVERMAN: I'm dying.
Do you have water?
Could I get some water?
ISLA FISHER: Yeah, there's water.
SARAH SILVERMAN: Great.

ISLA FISHER: I'll get the water.
SARAH SILVERMAN: Great.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
MALE SPEAKER: Max?

Max?

We're going to have to go.
OK.
I got it.
Let's just--
let's go.

Bye, Max.

ISLA FISHER: Yeah, I mean it's weird.
I haven't seen my dad for, um, for 20 years.
And, um, I'm about to meet him.
Plus the fact he's a big movie star and.
Phew, big house.
How's my hair?
OK?

HENRY R. DUKE: You are in my heart.
You're in my mind.
Even like on, even on Fatal Actionz, with the whole thing
with the baby, I was thinking about you and
about when I left.
[MUSIC PLAYING]