Champong - Rejected Olympic Sports!


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 16.08.2012

Transcript:

BETH HOYT: It's called Champong.
Maybe you guys saw Diggnation and My Drunk
Kitchen do some Champong.
TRISH: Yup, Champong [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: We're going to, too.
It's just classier, you know, than beer pong.
TRISH: It is so classy.
Champagne is classy.
BETH HOYT: And you can just sip as you're playing.
We've set up the exhibition here of the sport to show
everyone the fast-paced excitement.
So we're trying it out right now for the Olympics.
TRISH: I'm so ready.
BETH HOYT: Are you warmed up?
TRISH: I'm going to beat you.
BETH HOYT: All right.
I'll go first.
You just take two balls--
TRISH: She always goes first.
BETH HOYT: Um-hm.
Oh.
TRISH: Aw.
BETH HOYT: So close.
Aw.
TRISH: Aw.
BETH HOYT: Boom.
Drink it down.
Ha ha.
Please, get rid of that.
OK.
Here we go.
Oh.
All right.
TRISH: Oh!
BETH HOYT: All right.
Drinking it down.
TRISH: Going down the hatch, Bethie.
BETH HOYT: Um-hm.
TRISH: That is delicious.
BETH HOYT: [INAUDIBLE]
because you get more buzzed.
TRISH: There's a lot of bubbles.
BETH HOYT: You blow it a little bit and you get more
buzzed than beer, so.
TRISH: It kind of hurts.
It kind of stings.
Your turn, your turn.
OK.
BETH HOYT: It's still classy, though.
Oh!
TRISH: Oh!
We're pretty good.
TRISH: Come on, man.
BETH HOYT: We've been practicing this
for years and years.
Oh.
TRISH: Ha ha.
BETH HOYT: OK, see we--
TRISH: Oh.
BETH HOYT: It's a--
TRISH: Oh!
I'd say that's a gold medal right there.
BETH HOYT: That's, you know-- that's on it's way.
That's good, that's extra points.
For the style points, you get extra points when you do that.
Ooh.
Let's look at a comment.
Trish, read it while I drink this.
TRISH: OK.
This is from HolographicSweater.
"this could be close. beth is a fierce competitor and trish
is apparently sadistic"
BETH HOYT: That's very true.
Very good observation.
TRISH: You know us so well.
Gosh.
MALE SPEAKER: Re-rack, re-rack.
BETH HOYT: Re-rack.
TRISH: Re-rack.
Oh, that's you.
BETH HOYT: Re-rack because there's three.
TRISH: Excuse me.
BETH HOYT: That was really, really a wet burp.
Disgusting.
Here we go.
Again.
TRISH: Oh!
MALE SPEAKER: Re-rack.
TRISH: Oh!
BETH HOYT: I get to--
I think that I should re-shoot that because of the re-rack.
Yeah, re-rack and I get to re-shoot that.
Oh, that was--
TRISH: This is like alcohol poisoning.
Thanks, My Damn Channel.
Oh!
Darn it.
BETH HOYT: You can help out your teammate by getting a
little hip in there.
Here we go.
It's harder when there's three.
TRISH: Ooh!
BETH HOYT: This is pathetic.
I'm just getting-- ouch!
Oh, you didn't even throw it and I was-- ow!
MALE SPEAKER: Aw.
BETH HOYT: That's because I have these abs of steel.
TRISH: She does.
BETH HOYT: It's very important.
TRISH: It's like a trampoline.
BETH HOYT: [INAUDIBLE] that your heart--
your-- so let's do it off of Trish's chest.
TRISH: Haha.
No.
BETH HOYT: OK.
TRISH: All right.
We're really-- we've got to--
BETH HOYT: We just gotta show up.
TRISH: --step up the game-- step up our game.
Focus, Trisha.
BETH HOYT: But again, we're just showing you.
TRISH: Yes!
MALE SPEAKER: Oh!
BETH HOYT: You know, I was going to sip it out of my
champagne flute.
So it's like, you know, as long as we're--
TRISH: All right.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Here we go.
TRISH: I'm winning, guys.
I'm winning this.
BETH HOYT: And actually, for the last shot, here, this is
what we do.
We're just really getting into it.
Just to wrap it up.
The final shot is all the balls.
Multi-ball!
TRISH: Multi-ball!
Aw!
BETH HOYT: Oh!
Missed all of them.
TRISH: Oh, ho, ho.
BETH HOYT: We both missed every single ball on that.