Vermilion Pleasure Night Best Of "THE COLOR OF LIFE" カラー・オブ・ライフ


Uploaded by chenj001 on 19.03.2012

Transcript:
Hello everyone.
Today we'd like to show you the theatrical version of Vermilion Pleasure Night,
"The Color of Life".
The TV series Vermilion Pleasure Night has produced many visual works.
We've carefully selected the most outstanding pieces from the collection
and compiled them into one movie.
Today we're going to take these pieces
and organize them based on one big theme called "Life,"
and try to capture people's everyday lives, emotions
and the ways of living from various angles.
"Vermilion" is the name of a color, the color of a scream.
The scream is indeed the indication of mankind's essential sexual power.
We said "scream," but this is not a horror movie, so don't worry.
This is just a comedy.
Now it's about to start. I hope you enjoy it till the very end.
The Color of Life!
The first theme is "family".
Family The first theme is "family".
Family Family structure varies depending on each family.
Family We live in it, grow in it and set out on our own from it.
We live in it, grow in it and set out on our own from it.
Family...
That means "deep bond" which can't be broken under any circumstances.
The world filled with love.
The important space where your mind rests.
The only place where you can share sorrow and joy.
That's "family".
The Fuccon Family
Mum, we've just moved to Japan, haven't we?
That's right, Mikey. We've moved to Japan.
That's right, and from now on we're going to live as Japanese.
Just Moved ln
Mikey, have some breakfast.
Yes, Mum, I'll have some breakfast.
That's right, Mikey. Have some breakfast.
Mum, I want a dog.
No, Mikey. You can't have a dog.
That's right, Mikey. There's no way you're having a dog, son.
But I really, really want a dog.
You can't have a dog.
Shall we get a dog?
No, you can't have a dog!
Wow! We're going to get a dog!
Appalling as it is, it seems we're going to get a dog.
Hurray! Hurray!
I'm getting a dog! I'm getting a dog!
I've got a dog! I've got a dog!
Hey Mum, what shall we call the dog?
That's something you have to decide by yourself.
Choosing a name for a dog sure is difficult, isn't it?
Thinking of a name for a dog is an important business, son.
Hey Mum, you're pouring water on me.
I'm pouring water because watering is one of my chores.
That's right, Mikey. Watering the garden is your Mum's job.
I get it but getting covered with water sure makes you cold.
That may be so, but you still have to think of a name for the dog.
Dad, can you take me to a theme park tomorrow?
I don't want to take you to a theme park.
But I want to go to a theme park.
We're not going to, and that's final.
Shall we go check out a theme park?
No! I don't want to go to a theme park.
Families should go to theme parks.
Hurray! Hurray!
A theme park! A theme park!
Hurray! Hurray!
A theme park! A theme park!
No way am I going to a theme park.
You should go to a theme park.
Going to theme parks is what families do.
It's not true that all families should go to theme parks.
To say that it's not true that all families should go to theme parks is the untruth, Honey.
Oh, Mikey is listening.
Hurray! Hurray!
A theme park! A theme park!
Hurray! Hurray!
A theme park! A theme park!
Hurray! Hurray!
A theme park! A theme park!
Hurray! Hurray!
Zombie
Zombie Ouija Board
What are you doing, Mum?
It's obvious, I'm reading the paper.
Why are you reading like that?
I can read it better this way.
You became farsighted in your old age.
I'm not that old.
But you're getting infirm with age?
What?
Your body's rotting and your skin's terrible.
What are you trying to say?
You're going to die soon.
You stupid bugger!
Don't say such unlucky things!
After Dad had become farsighted, he died in no time!
That's true.
Aren't you really close to death?
Am I getting really weak?
You are.
It's true. My skin's got so dry...
Am I going to die?
No! I don't want to die!
Let's see when you're going to die.
Can we really find that out?
What's that?
The "ouija board"!
I haven't played this for so long.
They'll tell us straight away.
Okay, let's try.
Yeah.
Don't do anything weird.
Is there anyone there?
When is Mum going to die?
To
Tomo
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow! Mum!
You're moving the coin!
No, it's moving by itself!
It's too ridiculous to believe.
Ask him when I lost my virginity!
I'll believe him if he can tell that.
Yocchan.
Is there anyone there?
When did Mum lose her virginity?
Please tell us.
1
4
Does it mean 14 years old?
You lost your virginity when you were 14, Mum?
I was going out with a bad guy.
Okay, let's find out who that was.
Yeah!
Don't!
Is there anyone there? Who was she going out with then?
Stop it!
Please tell us. Stop it!
Stop it!
Yo
Yoshi
Stop it! Yoshi
Yoshihi
Yoshihiko.
Yoshihiko?
It's our father, isn't it?
You married the first one you had sex with!
You were so pure!
So, pure! So pure!
Don't be embarrassed, Mum!
Don't chop our heads every time you get embarrassed!
The ouija board is really amazing.
Can I try now?
Okay, try.
Is there anyone there?
Is Mitchan hiding something from me?
P
Pa
Pai
Paid.
What's "PAlD"?
Paid Dating.
What the hell are you doing?!
Are you doing that too?!
You're lying!
What the hell are you thinking of?!
I'm not doing it!
There's no way I'm doing such a thing!
It's got it wrong, Mum!
It's amazing, let's try again!
You still want to play?
You're so inquisitive, Mum!
You're going to die tomorrow, Mum?
You don't have time to play with that.
I don't care. What shall I ask next?
I'm going to play Pachinko tomorrow. Let's ask which machine is the best.
Is there anyone there? I'm going to play Pachinko tomorrow.
Which machine shall I choose?
5-9.
He says No. 59.
Is there anyone there? I'm going to play the horses tomorrow.
Let's leave her to it, shall we? Which one comes first in the 7th?
Let's leave her to it, shall we?
Yeah, let's.
Wait!
Is there anyone there? How's my love life tomorrow?
Good.
Good! He's very quick! This is really interesting!
The Fuccon Family
Mikey's Been Kidnapped
Hey, Mum, I'm going to get out of the tub now.
Okay, Mikey. You can get out after you count 1 00.
That'll help you recover from your fatigue.
That's right. People normally count 1 00 before they get out of the tub.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
Count slowly.
That's right. People normally count slowly in the tub.
1... 2... 3...
Why don't you get in the tub now, Honey?
I'm not going to get in the tub just yet.
You should.
I will eventually.
Just get in.
It's hard to decide whether I should get in or not.
Stop babbling, just get in.
I can't.
Anyway, just get in!
Anyway I can't.
Come on, get in.
Come on, I can't.
GET lN!
I don't want to.
31... 32... 33...
So what's with the pacing up and down, Honey?
Mikey has disappeared.
Now you mention it, I haven't seen him for a while.
Mikey must have been kidnapped.
What? If he's been kidnapped, this is a very serious matter!
Shall I call the police?
You shouldn't call the police without a good reason, Honey.
Yes, but I really want to call the police.
It's the phone!
Hello? I've answered the phone.
I've got your kid, pal.
Mikey really has been kidnapped!
They might kill him!
I don't want that to happen, Honey, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if it did.
I'd hate it if that happens.
It would be awful, just awful!
Of course it would be awful if Mikey was killed, Honey,
but if he was we'll just have to make the best of it.
Do you think we could?
We should have another child.
That would mean Mikey would have a sibling.
That's right. In a little while Mikey's gonna be a big brother.
But he still wets his bed, you know.
Well in that case maybe he's just not up to the task.
You know, I am worried about Mikey, Honey.
That is natural.
Mum, it's me.
Mikey, where are you?
I am with a man I don't know.
How many times have I told you not to go with strange men?!
That's right. Mikey's still not old enough to go with strange men.
I'm sorry, Mum.
This is unforgivable, Mikey. Come home immediately!
Mum, I'm sorry.
No, I don't want to hear excuses, just get home at once!
He's hung up.
The little brat!
It's been a week since Mikey disappeared.
Since we've not heard from him for a week,
the possibility that Mikey will return home safely is exceptionally remote.
Oh, Mikey!
Hurray! Hurray!
I'm home!
Hurray! Hurray!
I'm home!
I'm so pleased you're home, Mikey! You are a good boy!
Just don't go with strange men ever again.
I won't go with strange men anymore.
If you do decide to go with a strange man again,
at least call and tell us that you're going with a strange man.
I get it, Dad. That's what I'll do from now on!
Anyway, it's great he's safe and sound.
Six Singing Girls
A Chopping Board
Muki ni natte araitsuzukeru ochinai shimi I'm washing it passionately
Muki ni natte araitsuzukeru ochinai shimi The stain won't come out
Arete akagirete fuyaketa yubi My fingers have become chapped and wrinkled
Tsumetai mizu ni shibireru watashi no yubi They've become numb in the cold water
Ah, kaze ga tsuyoi hi wa When it blows strong
Ah, tobu ka mo shirenai keredo The washing may get blown away
Ah, tobu ka mo shirenai keredo And that will make me sad
Atatakai hi mo aru wa We'll have some warm days
Hareyaka na hi mo kuru wa We'll have some clear days
The Fuccon Family
Dad's Affair
Honey, that box of tissues beside our bed seems to have lasted forever.
If you don't use the tissues, they do tend to last.
If the tissues aren't used, love between a married couple will grow cold.
Even if the tissues are used,
sooner or later love in a marriage grows cold, Honey.
I sure feel like using a whole bunch of tissues tonight.
Restraint, Honey! You can't do what you want all the time.
Restraint is a mark of maturity.
Mikey's mother shouldn't be doing stuff like this.
But Mikey's father seems to like it when she does!
Do you think we should finish this relationship?
That's right. It would be prudent to end this relationship quickly.
But if we don't see each other I'll be lonesome.
Of course I'll be lonesome too.
So even if we do break up, I think we should continue our physical relationship.
You take me for granted.
I know. I like to take you for granted.
And I like you taking me for granted.
You came home very late last night.
And last night wasn't the only night I've come home late.
What were you doing?
I've been very forgetful recently so I'm afraid I don't remember.
Mum said you're having an affair.
Of course, I'm not having an affair.
He's right, Mikey. Your father would never have an affair.
Is having an affair such a bad thing?
That's right.
Having an affair is the worst thing a human being can do.
I could never forgive anyone who had an affair.
I'd probably kill him.
Is that right!
Your mother says she'd kill anyone who had an affair, Mikey.
Mum, would you even kill me if I had an affair?
She sure would.
I won't kill you, Mikey.
What about me?
You're a dead man.
My wife said she was going to kill both of us.
I'd hate to get killed over this.
Of course I'd hate that too.
Therefore I think it would be safest to finish this relationship at once.
You're right. But I'll be lonesome if I can't see you.
Of course I'll be lonesome too.
So even if we do break up, I think we should continue our physical relationship.
You take me for granted.
I know. I like to take you for granted.
And I like you taking me for granted.
Food, clothing and shelter are important essences to life.
And what's most important off all is, as you can guess, food. Eating.
Food And what's most important off all is, as you can guess, food. Eating.
Food
Food If you don't eat, you have no energy to live.
If you don't eat, you have no energy to live.
Food could mean great enjoyment and joy in our lives.
It's also a big event in our lives.
Next theme is "food."
Anatomy
Good evening, everyone. It's time for Midnight Cooking.
Today we'll study anatomy.
I'll teach you the tastiest body parts.
The human body has many tendons, so only limited parts are edible.
They're good only for stock or stew,
so the main course will be entrails, in other words, the guts.
Leave the liver uncooked.
The liver of a man over fifty, who goes drinking after work everyday,
it's better if you know his regular bar.
What kind of bar does he go to? Check the owner's character and history.
Don't pick up a man who drinks at home.
Drinking lazily isn't good.
But if he keeps a dry day in a week, in other words a "Liver Holiday," that's fine.
'Li But if he keeps a dry day in a week, in other words a "Liver Holiday," that's fine.
'Liver But if he keeps a dry day in a week, in other words a "Liver Holiday," that's fine.
'Liver Ho But if he keeps a dry day in a week, in other words a "Liver Holiday," that's fine.
'Liver Holi But if he keeps a dry day in a week, in other words a "Liver Holiday," that's fine.
'Liver Holiday' But if he keeps a dry day in a week, in other words a "Liver Holiday," that's fine.
But if he keeps a dry day in a week, in other words a "Liver Holiday," that's fine.
If you haven't time to check him,
Iook at his complexion.
Avoid anyone with a bad complexion.
Absolutely.
Next are the lungs.
Do not choose any smokers' lungs.
Don't choose anyone who says "l quit smoking" every three months.
If you smoke, then smoke.
If you don't, then don't.
Make your mind up.
Then the intestines.
It's best to use for sausages like pork.
Folds are important.
Spread out, it covers a tennis court.
Who cares? That's irrelevant.
If my grandma spreads her folds, it becomes the size of a single bed.
The best part of the body is... the brain.
You become an addict to it.
Its educational background is irrelevant.
The university he went to,
if he has studied abroad,
or the company he worked for...
All that is irrelevant.
You can't value people from those.
For the rest, cut it up and make stew.
You can add either salt or miso.
However, be careful of...
sentiment.
Never ever become sentimental.
Let's start cooking now.
This is our food for today, Mr. Miyoshi.
He passed the standard as food.
He's still alive.
This is very cruel, but I'll kill him.
It's too cruel to show on the screen.
I killed him.
I'll read some mail from the audience.
We'll send some letter writers pretty kitchen goods.
Please send us your messages.
First, a student from Suginami, Tokyo.
A housewife from lshikawa.
A self employed man from Wakayama.
From Hirakata, Osaka.
Numazu, Shizuoka.
Yamada.
Nakamura.
Nishio.
Hello?
HOUSEWIFE'S DAY
The Fuccon Family
Mikey's Exorcism
Mikey hasn't got up yet. He's going to be late for school.
Mikey's overslept again.
We mustn't wake him up though. That's a rule in our family.
But it affects his school report. That's unbearable.
Waking him up for the report means we don't lead a happy home life.
Oh, you've woken up! You're late again. Have some breakfast now!
That's right. Finish your breakfast within two minutes.
Shut up, pigs!
Who do you think I am?!
Mikey, of course.
You're Mikey. No doubt about it.
Who do you think we are?!
Shut up, you stupid pig!
Mikey! Don't speak to Dad like that!
That's right. You can't call me a pig. That's a rule in our family.
I'm the demon who possessed Mikey.
I'll get you if you answer back.
I understand what you want to say.
Have some breakfast.
That's right. Eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school, Mikey.
I don't eat!
Have your breakfast!
Mikey, that's enough!
I've finished breakfast.
Go to school now.
That's right. Go to school now.
You're running out of time.
I'm not Mikey! I'm not going to school.
Whoever you are, you must go to school.
That's right, you have to go to school.
Because we worry about our reputation.
Next time it'll be worse.
Mikey's really turned into a devil.
That's what I'm saying, bitch pig!
Mikey, you're going to regret this.
Shut up, you bastard!
We must do it then.
That's right. The exorcism.
Mum, I'm Mikey. Don't be cruel to me.
Shut up, devil.
We'll kick you out from Mikey's body.
Stop it. I was lying. I'm not a devil.
I had a terrible dream.
Mum, I had a terrible dream.
Mum, Dad.
Shut up, you stupid brat!
I'm not Dad, I'm not going to work!
Dad.
Mum.
Pot-Au-Feu
Pot-Au-Feu Tonight I'll cook potato and beef
Tonight I'll cook potato and beef
To cook with you today is happy relief
Midnight Cooking
I'll wash the potatoes one by one
And sadly peel the onions till they're all done
Next the yam cake has to be washed yet
And the carrots I will never forget
But more important than the rest
Is to choose the meat that is the best
In order for us to fry the beef
Put it in a pan with fire underneath
When the heat starts to build, our hearts will be filled
Midnight Cooking
Fried Noodles
First the noodles you untie
Then some mince you have to buy
You can use the packet sauce
Buy lots of bean sprouts of course
But more important than the rest
Is the hot-plate, that's the test
Noodles stick on a scratched plate
That will worsen your heartache
I forgot to add fish cake
Midnight Cooking
Carbonara
If you use egg yolks alone
The egg whites end up on their own
Saved for tomorrow but oft' forgotten
Those poor neglected whites go rotten
That reminds me of my childhood years
I suffered from egg allergies
Don't throw the eggshells away
Putting them with your plants will pay
I'm happy we can cook together today
Midnight Cooking
Midnight Cooking
Next theme is "anger & fear."
Anger. Fear Next theme is "anger & fear."
Anger. Fear
Anger. Fear Life isn't all about enjoyment or joy.
Life isn't all about enjoyment or joy.
Sometimes the negative emotions such as "anger" or "fear" arise
and it leads our life to a negative direction.
It is an indication of our weakness and a cause of tragedies.
There are various kinds of fear.
Fear of death, fear of society, fear of ignorance.
Next up is "anger & fear."
The Fuccon Family
A Marital Dispute
I am so happy that I married you.
That's right.
You should be happy that you married me,
although marriage is the grave of life.
I want to become happier and happier.
If you're happy once, Honey, you'll just want to be happy again.
You'll find there are just no limits to human desire.
We've raised Mikey up to become a fine child.
Yes, inadvertently Mikey has turned into a fine child.
Just like me, Mikey is very academic.
I'd like him to become a doctor when he grows up.
No. Mikey's a natural athlete.
I think he should become a soccer player.
I want him in a cram school right away.
I want him to study as much as he can.
There's no need to go put him through cram school if he's going to become a soccer player.
Mikey's going to a cram school. He's not going to play soccer.
He's definitely going to play soccer.
And you should mind your own business.
It is my business and I'll mind it as I choose.
What did you say?
There's only one thing to do to someone who refuses to listen to reason.
That hurts! What are you doing?
Okay, let's calm down and talk this through.
I'm not letting Mikey play soccer and that's for sure.
And I'm not letting him go to cram school.
What?!
That hurts. God that hurts!
I can't bear your attitude.
It's your duty as a wife to bear it.
Like that's gonna be possible!
Just put up with it.
Okay. I've put up with it.
You can put up with anything if you try.
Big talk.
What was that?!
Small dick!
Loose bitch!
The bathroom stinks after you've used it.
Your silent farts are far worse.
I wish you wouldn't sniff your own socks.
In that case I wish you'd stop sniffing the scurf you extract from your navel.
Why are you two beating up on each other?
Oh, Mikey.
We are not beating up on each other.
That's right, Mikey. Mum and Dad never beat up on each other.
We love each other so much.
Well, Mikey who do you prefer, Mum or Dad?
Of course you prefer me, don't you.
It goes without saying, he prefers his father.
It's me isn't it?!
No, it's me!
He obviously prefers me!
He likes me best!
No, it's me!
He prefers his father!
No he doesn't!
He does! No he doesn't!
He does!
He does! What?!
What?!
What?! What?!
Just can it!
Shut your mouth! Just can it!
I'll kill you!
I'll tear your nails out!
Hurray! Hurray!
It's a marital dispute!
Hurray! Hurray!
STARSHIP RESIDENCE
Tomorrow's weather report for the solar system is "Nothing."
There'll be a sand storm on Jupiter.
It'll snow on Pluto.
The temperature of the Sun is 6,000 degrees, same as yesterday.
There'll be sticking, from the strong gravitation of "The Sticking Moon."
The Sticking Moon There'll be sticking, from the strong gravitation of "The Sticking Moon."
There'll be sticking, from the strong gravitation of "The Sticking Moon."
Please beware of "The Sticking Moon."
That was "The Sticking Moon" forecast.
A game stew is nice in winter.
What kind of bird do you use?
You must use chicken for a game stew.
What kind of bird is chicken?
They have cockscombs and lay eggs. They flap their wings and cry loudly.
Don't speak to me like that, I'm over 30.
How can you be 30?
Do you mean I haven't reached 30?
Don't be silly.
Are you all right?
Please sing and dance with me today!
Okay, I'll sing.
'The Family Line On The Beach'.
Natsu no nagisa wa kiken yo It's dangerous on the summer beach
Fuyu no nagisa wa samui wa It's cold in the winter
Anata no omoide ima dewa Your memory is
Big chance dawa oh A big chance now
Kenka no ato ni wa anata wa After quarreling
Watashi no hitomi ni kugizuke You always look at my eyes
Itsuno hi ni ka futari wa koi no jumon wo tonaeru Someday, we'll cast a spell of love
Ah ah hayaashi de oide Come on quickly
Anata to itsushika kakemeguru Someday with you, I'll run around
Nagisa no rendezvous A rendezvous on the beach
Ah ah totemo minami no kaze A strong southern wind is blowing
Anata ga suki suki I love you
Watashi juroku I'm 1 6
Anata juhachi You're 1 8
Imouto juyon My sister's 1 4
Tashite sanju That's 30 if you add it up
Yeah!
This is a special newscast.
An infectious ameba in the galaxy M-171 was confirmed.
If you touch this ameba, you'll experience sharp pain in your abdominal area,
and an urge to vomit every 30 seconds.
And at the same time you'll experience awful symptoms
such as joint dislocation in every joint of your body,
and evaporation of about 80% of your body fluid.
Additionally, once you're infected,
you'd experience isolated sleep paralysis every three days even after full recovery.
This ameba appears to have been stuck to meteors
and continues to spread out to the outer planets.
We strongly urge you to be aware that it could crash into a small planet.
This is the end of the special newscast.
Can I sing the second verse?
Are you sure?
Shall I stop?
OK, I'll sing.
'The Family Line On The Beach'. The second verse!
Otouto no kanojo wa juroku My brother's girlfriend is 1 6
Imouto no kareshi mo juroku My sister's boyfriend is 1 6
Watashi no ie no ura ni wa There's an apple store near my house
Ringo no mujin hanbaijou There's an apple store near my house
Ah ah kibun wa karamawari I feel like I'm going round and round
Gira gira taiyou The dazzling dazzling sun
Yachin jugoman My pet weighs 1 5 pounds
Watashi juroku, yeah! I'm 16, yeah!
Please sit there, okay there.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What is it? I was wearing my seatbelt.
Oh, I'm sorry, "What is it?"
Can I have a look at your license?
Here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What is it?
Sorry, didn't you see the "STOP" sign?
That's impossible to see.
"That's impossible to see"? You want to go and check the sign?
No, I don't want to.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so-so-rry-rry-rry-rry.
I'm sorry.
Wow!
Dad's job is...
I wasn't speeding at all.
I'm sorry, it's "the safety campaign."
It's so dangerous here, and this, that and the other...
other, other, other other other other other....
other...
We got complaints, but this and that are different matters.
Who's gonna die on such a clear road?
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's not very amicable. I'm trying to be friendly.
Trying to be friendly.
Trying to be friendly.
Frie-frie-frie-frie-frie-frie- friendly.
I'm trying to be friendly.
Wow!
Dad's job is to fight for...
Why don't you just stand right there?
I'm sorry, it's because of your "youth."
I'm a pacifist just as Mr. Jackson. Understand?
Yeah!
So will you just watch me if I kill someone?
Let me make it clear.
Listen carefully, okay?
That's...
That's...
Tha-tha-tha-tha-that's...
Dad's job is to fight for justice!
Tha-tha-tha-tha-that's...
That's the rule.
Wow!
The Fuccon Family
Let's Go For A Drive
We're going for a drive, aren't we?
Is a drive such a happy thing?
A drive itself means happiness.
So we're supposed to be very happy now at this moment.
That's right.
A drive! I'm so happy!
Yes Mikey, the faster you drive, the more pleasure.
Darling, please don't drive too fast.
Yeah! Come on!
Calm down!
Do you like it, Mikey?
Faster! Faster!
Enough of your jokes, both of you!
I haven't even started the car yet.
A drive! I'm so happy!
Yes Mikey, the faster you drive, the more pleasure.
Darling, please don't drive too fast.
Yeah! Come on!
Calm down!
Do you like it, Mikey?
Faster!
Enough of your jokes, both of you!
Faster! Faster! Enough of your jokes, both of you!
Put your face out of the window, Mikey.
Stop! It's dangerous.
Look, like this.
Dad's head has gone!
I can't see in front, Mum!
What shall we do, Mum?!
I have to drive trusting my intuition.
Don't drive trusting your intuition!
What shall we do, Mum?!
We have to call for help, Mikey.
Help us! Someone!
Mikey's head has gone, too!
I can't see in front, Mum!
You're both such a pain.
I told you not to be selfish.
You and I are different people, okay?
Don't you pretend that you understand!
That's not right.
I'm going my own way!
No one's gonna decide for me. Okay?!
The gong will be struck soon for them.
GOLD hit real hard.
It worked. THE MAN can't move.
He can't stand up.
This is their 5h fight.
In their last fight, GOLD won easily.
He can't afford to lose again. THE MAN, King of Realism.
The gong strikes.
They're almost even on points.
At last, the treacherous 1 3th round.
There's the gong, they're in it to the death.
He's hammering away at him.
Incredible! He just keeps going.
GOLD can't move.
Don't pretend you understand, okay?
Not yet! Not yet! I'm still going my own way!
It's only just begun!
I'm not finished.
You see?
No matter how sorrowful or painful a situation may be,
Love No matter how sorrowful or painful a situation may be,
Love you're saved as long as "love" is there.
Love The only thing that saves us, that's "love."
The only thing that saves us, that's "love."
We're going to close this segment with "love."
Vermilion Pleasure Night of love.
Dr. Phero
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Dr. Phero!
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Dr. Phero
Dr. Phero Dr. Phero!
Dr. Phero!
Dr. Phero Dr. Phero!
Dr. Phero
Dr. Phero Dr. Phero!
Dr. Phero!
Dr. Phero Dr. Phero!
Dr. Phero
Dr... Phero!
Dr. Phero Dr... Phero!
Dr. Phero
STARSHIP RESIDENCE
Space Counselor
This is the Space Advice Clinic. The number you dialed is not in use.
This is the Space Advice Clinic. This number is out of use.
This is the Space Advice Clinic. We're not in at the moment.
This is the Space Advice Clinic.
Vooo!
Do you need some advice?
Vooo.
I see. I'm going to send someone to you.
Please hang up the phone and wait.
I'm from the Space Advice Clinic.
I'd like to listen to your problem.
What are you worried about?
Vooo.
I see, you're lovesick.
I see. Don't worry.
I'll solve any kind of problem.
Okay, so what type of girl is she?
Thank you very much.
Oh, you have her photo.
Vooo!
Sorry. What a pretty color she is.
Don't worry.
Whatever the trouble is, I'll solve it.
Please phone her first.
Do you know her number?
A five year friendship became love.
I see, that pattern.
If you know her number, it's very easy.
Take her to see this popular film.
That'll be 3,600 McCoy for two tickets.
You tore them, they're yours, now.
Thank you very much.
Meet up with her on Sunday, in a crowded and noisy place.
Arrive there 30 minutes early.
Check around the surroundings.
Hide, then shoot her in the heart with this laser shot gun.
Vooo!
What the hell are you doing?!
Then after seeing the film.
You must take her to dinner.
Be extravagant just for this day.
Two dinner tokens, that's 25,000 McCoy.
You tore them, they're yours, now.
Thank you very much.
Then walk with her after dinner down a dark street.
Don't take her out for too long. Take her home no later than 1 0 PM.
Give her this present when you leave.
It's 52,500 McCoy including tax.
You broke the box, it's yours now.
Thank you very much.
Act cool when you give her this box.
She'll fall back when you act so rash.
As soon as her face twitches,
shoot her with this laser shot gun.
Vooo!
Are you all right then?
Vooo!
Have I solved your problem?
Vooo!
The advisory fee is 1 28,000 McCoy.
Vooo!
Please pay in cash.
If you refuse to pay,
I'll shoot you with this laser shot gun.
Zombie
Zombie Birthday
Why did you die so young?
Remember? It's my birthday, today.
You used to take me to so many places.
My daughters don't remember it's my birthday.
They've gone out with friends.
I'm so lonely.
Mum! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
I thought you'd gone out.
We remembered your birthday.
We went to pick up the birthday cake.
It's really nice of you. I'm so happy.
Thank you very much.
I'm so happy.
Good.
We did a good thing, Sis?
Can I open this box?
It's a cake.
I love cake!
Why did you buy such a small cake?!
This is the only cake they had!
Are you taking the mickey out of me?!
Here you are, Mum.
A twig?! I'm not happy at all!
You're so selfish, Mum!
You're so annoying, Mum!
Can't you prepare something nicer?!
We've got a nice present for you!
Where is it?!
It's going to be delivered soon!
I don't expect anything good from you!
It's here!
Oh, this is such a nice present!
Yes, Mum. We splurged for you!
I'm sure this is very expensive!
We worked very hard to buy this!
You're nice kids. I'm so happy.
Thank you very much!
Why don't you use it?
Yes, yo-heave-ho!
How do you use this?
I'll do it.
This is a controller. This has a lot of functions.
What are they?
Stroke, massage and...
Let's try the full course.
Here.
Are you all right, Mum?
What happened, Mum?
It feels really good!
Don't scream when you feel good.
This is really good. Wonderful!
She looks like she's feeling good.
Yes.
She fell asleep straight away.
I'll go out then.
That's not fair, Sis!
Why don't you go out too?
Yes, I will.
Wait a minute!
She's up!
Why don't you make some dinner?!
You're so annoying, Mum.
Don't take the mickey out of me!
We gave you a present!
I don't care!
It's my birthday! Why the hell aren't you taking care of me?
You're so annoying, Mum!
Here!
Wow! It's nice!
Here we go!
It's nice! Wow!
My name is Cathy, nice to meet you.
I hope I'll marry someone special, and become a human.
I'm sure Lucy has the same dream.
So I'll call Lucy now.
Lucy! Lucy!
Hi! My name is Lucy, nice to meet you.
Lucy, what's your dream?
Bam!
Don't be silly, Lucy! I'm being very serious today.
I hope I'll marry someone special, and become a human.
Lucy, you have the same dream as me!
You have the same dream?
Okay, we must sing now!
Okay, we must sing together now!
I would like to become a human
I'm dreaming about it
I'll meet someone special someday
Then we'll marry in the future
You're very good, Lucy!
Yeah! You're good too, Cathy.
I would like to become a human
I'm dreaming about it
I'll meet someone special someday
Then we'll marry in the future
Me, a dolly Cathy
Me, a dolly Lucy
Me, a dolly Daisy
Me, a dolly Eliza
Someday, I'll have a special day
Someday, I'll have a happy day
Someday, Someday, Someday
Someday I would like to be a human
Daisy! Eliza! Thank you for coming!
Bam!
The Fuccon Family
Moving Away
Something nice may happen today.
Good morning, Mum. It's a nice day.
Why? Mum's not here. Where is she?
Good morning, Dad. It's a nice day.
Dad's not here either. That's strange.
We had to move unexpectedly.
Moves have always been like that. That's what we call moving.
I got used to life in Japan.
Don't get used to anything. You must always feel tension.
Mikey's made many friends.
I've made many friends, too.
Darling, Mikey's not in the car.
You're right, he's not in the car.
We've forgotten Mikey.
It can happen when moving.
So we came back sometime later.
I wonder what Mikey's doing?
Someone is in here.
What happened?
I don't know. I don't understand.
Dad, someone is outside.
Excuse me, but who are you?
Is this the house of the Fuccons?
Yes, it is.
There must be a boy called Mikey here.
Mikey?
I'm Mikey!
Oh, you are Mikey?!
You have grown so much!
You look terrific!
Who are these people, Darling?
No idea, but they're a bit weird.
I don't want weird people in our garden!
Can you kick them out?
Well, can you leave here?
What are you saying? This is our home!
You and I are paying a 50 year loan on it.
They are REALLY weird.
Hey, Tanokura? Where is Tanokura?
Can you kick them out right now?
Yes, sir.
You must leave now.
No, this is our home!
We have to keep paying for 50 years...
Go to hell.
Take care of these bodies.
It's a perfect ending for scum.
What's wrong? You were crying out.
I had a terrible nightmare.
What kind of dream?
I don't want to tell you.
Forget bad dreams as soon as possible.
We can see our baby soon.
I've got an idea.
What is it?
Let's bring the baby up with care.
Yes, he'll be dearer than my life.
If it's a boy, let's call him Michael.
We can even name a girl Michael.
Michael, it's a good name.
We should call him Mikey.
Hi Mikey, come out and make us happy.
We'll love you so much.
I'll buy you anything you want.
Don't spoil him too much.
That's right, it's not good for Mikey.
Let's bring him up reasonably strictly.
Yes, reasonably within reason.
Now all my worries have gone.
Now all my worries have gone.
All my worries have gone at last.
Now all my worries have gone at last.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.