Britney Spears - 3 (PARODY)


Uploaded by petercoffin on 02.10.2009

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1, 2, 3 if you want to ask me
to count higher than three that is as high as I can
Count, and
1, 2, 3 Peter, Paul & Mary
salad made with three beans and the three little pigs
Countin’
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pick a number you say you picked 8?
well that's alright 'cept I can't count to 8
can't even count to 4 I'm just not that great
refuse to go for more I only count to 3 (pronounce thray)
Are - you in Forgettin’ integers is the new thing (yeah)
Are – you in I am countin’!
1, 2, 3 if you want to ask me
to count higher than three that is as high as I can
Count, and
1, 2, 3 Peter, Paul & Mary
salad made with three beans and the three little pigs
Countin’
Three is a charm Two is not the same
it's even better still... If I don't have to count!
Lets’ make a team a team of maybe three
cause I can't keep track of a team of more than three
Are - you in Forgettin’ integers is the new thing (yeah)
Are – you in I am countin’!
1, 2, 3 if you want to ask me
to count higher than three that is as high as I can
Count, and
1, 2, 3 3 makes up a trilogy
there trimester pregnancy and three guys in the bee gees
Countin’
Just to be clear the full extent is all done and entirely spent
when I have to count passed three my brain turns to silly putty
You and me… Or three….
Or 7…. or 12... I don't really know what comes after
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1, 2, 3 if you want to ask me
to count higher than three that is as high as I can
Count, and
1, 2, 3 Peter, Paul & Mary
salad made with three beans and the three little pigs
Countin’
1, 2, 3 there's three lord of the rings
3 men and a baby 3 times Pete denied Jee-zee (Jesus)
Countin’
1, 2, 3 3 makes up a trilogy
there trimester pregnancy and three guys in the bee gees
Countin’