Dance Moms Miami - Season 1 Episode 4 - Your Duet Can Take a Bow - Full Episode Recap - Todrick Hall


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TODRICK HALL: Hey, what's up everybody?
It's your boy, Todrick.
Thanks for coming back to another week
of Dance Moms Miami.
This week I have a very special guest.
The talented, the beautiful, the lovely, Colleen Ballinger.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Hey everyone!
So excited to be here.
TODRICK HALL: I'm so glad that you're here.
And you look beautiful.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Me too.
TODRICK HALL: So this week at the top of the list was Kimmy.
Go Kimmy!
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Go Kimmy!
TODRICK HALL: I like Kimmy so much because she's so prude
and just so perfect.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: I know.
She's so cute.
TODRICK HALL: At the bottom of the
list, which is no surprise.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Shocker.
TODRICK HALL: Hannah.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Hannah, she breaks my heart.
TODRICK HALL: I know, 'cause she's always just dangling at
the bottom of the food chain like a damn hyena.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: And her hair is always a hot mess!
TODRICK HALL: Hannah, I need you to get your hair together.
That's it.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Or something.
It's just--
TODRICK HALL: Get some gel and get those baby hairs together.
Whip them up.
Exhibit A, Hannah's hair.
Come on, Hannah.
You gotta do better than that.
Hannah always is walking around looking like Swamp
Thing or the girl from The Ring.
Just a mess.
OK, so this week the kids are going to Michigan and they're
doing a couple of solos.
The only people that got solos were--
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Kimmy.
TODRICK HALL: And Jesse.
But this week also, Hannah and Sammi had to do a duet.
Which was already awkward because they come from the
same studio, and their parents do not get along, and Sammi is
clearly the better dancer.
And Hannah is the better stylistic person, or so her
Mom thinks.
And so they kept arguing back and forth
about the same topic.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Just such drama!
TODRICK HALL: And the whole time, I'm just thinking, fix
your hair, Hannah's mom.
And stop wearing those frumpy outfits, because you're on TV,
and millions of people are watching you, and you look a
hot ass mess.
Kimmy had to do a number called "It Feels Good to be
Bad" and he was--
COLLEEN BALLINGER: (HISPANIC ACCENT) It
feels good to be bad.
TODRICK HALL: Angel was like, Kimmy, have you ever done
anything bad?
COLLEEN BALLINGER: (CHILD'S VOICE) One time, I stay up
late past my curfew to do my homework.
TODRICK HALL: So then, Angel was like, Kimmy, tonight your
assignment is to go home and do something bad.
And so she came back the next day and Angel was like, Kimmy,
did you do your homework?
COLLEEN BALLINGER: (CHILD'S VOICE) Yes.
Someone threw a pistachio to me, and so I
threw one back at him.
TODRICK HALL: Kimmy, you're out of there.
In the end, when the awards came out,
Kimmy got fourth place.
Which was good for a geek to get that.
So kudos to you, Kimmy.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: She's so cute.
Yay!
TODRICK HALL: Jesse got second place, which she
was not happy about.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: She was not happy.
She wanted first.
TODRICK HALL: But can we talk about how she was performing
and her mom was like, my daughter is dancing.
She always--
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Just a mess.
Just snot and tears.
I was like--
TODRICK HALL: Come on, get your life together Susan.
We're tired of seeing you crying.
This episode was working on my nerves.
And then the commercial break came on.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: (SHOUTING) Oh!
The commercial break!

This is so good!
Dance Moms!
TODRICK HALL: I miss Abby Lee and Cathy and everybody.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: I can't even tell you.
The commercial.
TODRICK HALL: The commercial was so epic.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: We were like this.
TODRICK HALL: Kirsty let her have it.
(SHOUTING) I pity!
And that's why you're fat 'cause you're eating!
COLLEEN BALLINGER: We didn't speak.
TODRICK HALL: The whole commercial we
were just in awe.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: We didn't speak.
And we were just over here like (SCREAMING) aah!
TODRICK HALL: What we need them to do is take Victor to
Dance Moms and then life will just be complete.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Yes!
TODRICK HALL: The duet came in platinum.
Which we're not quite sure what that means.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: What does that mean?
TODRICK HALL: We're like, is that a step above aluminum?
COLLEEN BALLINGER: What place is that?
Platinum?
TODRICK HALL: Or what is--
did they win?
Or did they place or?
Y'all didn't make that very clear for all of us who are
not in the dance world.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Everyone got first,
second, third, fourth.
TODRICK HALL: A place.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: And then it's like, you get the
patronium award.
TODRICK HALL: Congratulations, we think.
But we're not sure if you lost.
[INAUDIBLE].
Thank you for watching our hot mess recap.
I'm Todrick.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: I'm Colleen.
TODRICK HALL: (SINGING) And you're watching FYI.
Peace.