Pretty Little Liars - Funny moments part 2

Uploaded by YinPT on 08.09.2011

Wow. A question Spencer Hastings can't answer. Interesting.
It's not that interesting.
I like stray dogs too, but sometimes they bite.
Well, he’s had his shots.
Go, Emily!
She's not swimming yet.
So your sister's pregnant? How'd that happen?
I figure pretty much the usual way.
Where are you?
What do you mean? I’m right here.
Any fire truck you can hear at your house, I can hear at mine…
Oh my God!
Are you in his apartment?
Are you on the bed?
No. I’m not on the bed.
Is he there?
Not exactly.
Is he taking a shower?
He’s getting take-out for dinner. And this call’s becoming very 1-900.
"To talk to a hot English teacher, press 3."
Newsflash! Just 'cause we’re on this side of the building doesn’t mean we can suddenly
light candles and slow dance.
That’s the opening night party!
- "Hello Aria." - "Hello Ezra."
Are you finished?
I applaud your compassion, but I worry about your judgment.
So, is that a maybe?
And now I’m worried about your hearing.
Alright, see you at dinner!
Wanna share a towel too?
Did you have a nasty dream last night about "Shaggy"?
I was in the shower with him.
- Ooh! Talk about a wet dream. - No, it wasn't a dream.
He took a shower at my place.
I just...
I wasn't...
Ready to see that much of me?
What? Now you think you gotta throw down too?
What if I don't want to?
It's ok.
What if I do want to?
That's ok too.
Whoever said the truth will set you free, never met ‘A.’
It’s from the Bible. Jesus said it.
Then Aria’s right because that bitch is going straight to hell.
My ass just fell into the toilet for the second time this week!
Yeah, I was cleaning yesterday.
- I forgot to put the seat back down. - Uh-huh.
I think we need to take a break from playing Charlie’s Angels.
I don’t want to spend another night with the Rosewood PD.
And there goes Lucy Liu.
I didn’t know her well, but she seemed like a very dynamic person.
She was that.
Maya was kinda like that too, right?
Yeah, I guess I like...
...ballsy women.
Scrabble, Math Libs...
"Bikes to die for, babes to fight for", page 12. It's a great read!
And I downloaded this app that turns my phone into a listening device.
That way if anybody goes next door well be able to hear them through the wall.
No, I think you've had enough.
What’d they take?
Things from my jewelry box, stuff from my closet, a couple pairs of shoes.
Wait... not the Tory Burches!
Fresh manicures and tiny keyboards: a deadly combination.
If that’s what Rosewood’s founding family looked like, how did they ever get anyone to move here?
Why were they allowed to reproduce?
I cannot believe that he went through my closet, my nightstand.
What a jerk!
He's a total creep.
He's an animal.
Easy, guys.
He looked through your stuff, he didn’t invade Poland.
Why are you sticking up for him? He broke her trust.
He went behind her back.
He stuck his hands in her panty drawer.
I'm sorry.
Ok. All I'm saying is somebody can look through someone else's stuff
that they know they're not supposed to be looking through.
Wanna translate that in a speech?
I saw Ezra's website page.
Look, I knocked his desk and his laptop screen came up.
So, big deal! What’s the juiciest thing on his status update? ‘Ezra Fitz has joined the Mark Twain fan page’?
How about he has a double life?
Wait, I thought that you were his double life.
Fine, triple life.
There was this picture of him cozying up to some girl, wearing an engagement ring in Italy.
What's her name?
How do you know she wasn’t his cousin?
'Cause in picture number 3, they were licking each other’s gelato.
Guys, seriously. What do I do?
Be honest with him. Explain what happened and see what he says.
Yeah and remember: people can look guilty of something even if they are completely innocent.
You know what? Screw that!
Make a fake profile, friend Jackie, comb through that skank's page and nail his ass to the wall.
Or we can do what Emily says.
Fool me once, shame on you. And fool my best friend, you’re dead freaking meat.
That's... tender.
Get in the bag, Mr. Fitz. We're taking a picture as a couple.
You know this is nonsense, right?
Are we done? I can't breathe.
Coffee's fresh.
No, thanks. Just came down to get supplies.
Yeah, I’m spending the rest of my life in bed.
We’re planning the christening.
Isn’t that a little premature? And what if it’s not born human?
Hollace offered me the job.
You scared the hell out of me!
- That hurt! - I don't care!
How do you know this stuff?
Don’t you ever watch CNN?
No need to answer that.