DailyGrace is back LIVE - 8/23/12 (Full Ep)

Gangnam Style.
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Hi, tater tots.
Daily Grace here from MyDamnChannel LIVE.
Did you miss me last week?
I'm so sorry.
Let's start off today's show with MFCFLTS, My Favorite
Comment From Last Thursday's Show.
It comes from MuffinDerpy, [LAUGHS],
which is a genius username.
"Grace would have jumped up and did a circle, for a shot
of bailys."
If you guys didn't watch last Thursday's show while I was on
vacation, um, MyDamnChannel had Tommy the Pomeranian, the
dog that works at the Tumblr offices, fill in as the
co-host-- or as the host of the show.
And apparently, he was not into doing some tricks.
Check out this clip.
-This is how-- this is what it takes to train a dog.
You have to have patience.
Come on.
[TOMMY BARKS]
-Come on.
Up.
Up.
Ugh.
You're so tired.
That dog is so tired.
But guess who's not tired?
This dog.
And you know what?
I would absolutely jump up and down and spin in a circle if
Baileys was present.
Oh my god.
What's happening?
It's here.
I can't control what my body does.
It's just doing it naturally.
Give it to me.
Guys, we worked more than five minutes on that bit.
[GIGGLES].
Delicious.
Mmm.
Tastes like mother's milk.
Can you imagine if your mom lactated that?
That would be a great mom.
Because I was away on vacation last week, I wanted to
dedicate the majority of today's show to simply
catching up with you guys and answering
some of your questions.
So let's just do straight up internet Q&A this whole time
that we have together.
Let's start with a comment from YouTube.
Let's see.
It comes from T-4-lor Phelps.
T4YLORPH3LPS with numbers and letters.
Woah, that is quite a conundrum.
"What is your best Honey Boo Boo impression?
You betta' redneckognize!"
[IMPERSONATING HONEY BOO BOO]
You betta' redneckognize!
Her neck is, uh, sixth character on that show.
Seven?
How many are there?
There's a lot.
There's a lot going on.
There's-- that show, ah, is so good.
They're all so good.
But my favorite person on the show is the person that does
the subtitles for them, because I would have no idea
what they're saying at any point ever in time.
So, God bless whoever has to sit there and
transcribe the tapes.
Let's take a Tumblr question, shall we?
This is from jessambeard.
"Are you adopted?" [SIGHS]
A really heavy question.
No, you jerk, I'm not adopted.
That I know of.
Uh, I'm pretty sure I came from my mother's womb.
But that's more of a question for my mom than for me.
So I don't know.
I think--
I--I'm 90% sure.
And I bet my mom's watching right now.
And she's probably calling me on my phone in the other room
and trying to explain that I'm--
I'm not adopted.
I don't--
aren't we all adopted?

Because really, if God is our father,
then we're all adopted.
[LAUGHS]
Let's take another Tumblr question.
Um, this-is-what-is said, "How do I dance at a club without
looking like an idiot?" From what I hear on the streets,
it's a little bit of this.

Google it.
Just Google it.
OK?
Uh, let's take another question from
Tumblr, shall we?
It's from click-4--
no, click-2-houston.
OK.
"How to start/finish my senior year of high school with a
bang?" Bring a gun to school.
Just kidding.
Oh my god.
Do not do that ever in your life.
Ever, ever, ever, ever.
That's a joke.
How to start and end with a bang?
Um.
Be yourself.
Be yourself from the beginning to end of time.
Don't ever be what you think other people
will want you to be.
Also, maybe try and bring in a Slip'N Slide into the hallway.
That's fun for everyone.
So, that will get you noticed.
You'll be, uh, Tim Slip'N Slide Jones.
That's a fun nickname for you to adopt.
Uh, let's take a Twitter question, shall we?
This is from Emmaax9.
"If you could spend one day with honey boo boo child and
her glitzy pet boy pig, what would you do?" Oh,
what would I do?
That's a great question.
I think I want to--
I'm like, out of breath even just answering this question.
That's how excited I am.
Um, I think I'd just like to sit in her living room and
have her do, um, like, a pseudo beauty pageant for me.
Like, show me her routines.
And then, we'd just make mac and cheese.
And we'd watch episodes of Daily Grace together and all
the other wonderful programming on
mydamnchannel.com together.
And it would just be--
it'd be really great.
And at the end of the day, when the sun is setting in the
background, I'd look over to her and I'd say, Honey Boo
Boo, I redneckognize.

And then I'd go, poof, smoke bomb, and disappear.
Let's take a Twitter question.
This is from Tyler Oakley.
"Remember when we saw Hunger Games in the theater together
and it was the best thing ever?
I
miss you." Oh my god.
That was really a really fun time.
We, at Playlist Live, a group of us went and watched The
Hunger Games at a local movie theater.
And the theater was so packed full of people, and we found
this mysterious upper balcony that had seating in it.
All I remember from that, one was that I was crying and
trying not to show people that I was crying.
So I was pinching my leg a lot to keep the tears in.
But then two, I remember when Rue died--
[LAUGHS]
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be laughing.
When Rue died in that film, I just remember one guy who must
have been like, three rows back and catty-corner to all
of us just-- totally silent in the theater--
just go, [GASPS].
The most audible gasp I've ever in my life by one man in
a movie theatre.
And I will remember that gasp forever.
He was genuinely affected by that film.
And I never found out who that gasp belonged to.
Guess I'll never know.
Such is life.
Let's take a comment from YouTube.
This is from Hearts1inTheSand.

OK.
Oh, Hearts1nTheSand.
You guys are all about putting numbers for letters.
"If you had a pet unicorn, what would you call it?"
Uh, I would call it Fake Horse.
No, I'd call it War Horse.
[LAUGHS].
Great.
And then that unicorn would go off with such confidence
thinking that there's an entire play inspired just by
that unicorn.
All you want to do is instill confidence into
the youth, et cetera.
Let's take a Tumblr question.
This is from petmylion.
"How women's periods get in sync?" [LAUGHS]
That is a really difficult question.
That's one of the mysteries of the whole universe.
I have no idea how it happens.
It's got to be some Eckhart Tolle bull [RINGS BELL]
that I don't understand.
I don't know.
I've never lived in a house with more than two girls.
So I don't know that it's actually happened to me.
But it's weird.
It's like one of the things that when Mother Nature was
creating this issue in our bodies was like, and wait 'til
this happens.
Not only is it going to be weird for them once a month,
when they all get together, they're all going to be on at
the same time.
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY].

[RINGS BELL]
you, Mother Nature.
Let's take a Tumblr question.
This is worldlies.
"What do you think of Gangnam Style?" How do I-- "Congnam"
Style is how I hear that you're supposed--.
"Cong-nam" Style.
That's how you're supposed to pronounce it.
Like King Kong and noms, like food.
And what do I think of it?
It's really beautiful.
When you break it down, it's really just a beautiful,
beautiful masterpiece.
There's a lot going on.
I've only watched it fully once.
I have to go back, because I know I'm going to
put it on my iPad.
And I know I'm going to be listening to it a lot on
repeat when I get on the subway after the show.
I think it's great.
What do you guys think of it?
Do you love it?
Do you know the dance?
I haven't learned it yet, but I--I promise I will try to
learn the dance for myself and you.
Because you know now at weddings, they're going to
break out "Gangnam Style," and you're going to be an idiot if
you don't know how to do it.
Let's take a Twitter question.
This is from TaylorMadeWrite.
"Why am I funny when not trying and not funny when
trying?" Um, I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe because it's natural.
When comedy is natural, it's funnier, right?
Something like that?
Uh, I think maybe you should stop trying in life in
general, should be the lesson that you take away from this.
What do you get when you try?
Failure.
What do get when you don't try?
Complete and utter success every single time you do it--
you don't try anything.
So if there's anything I can impart to
you, it's do not try.
A lot of life lessons that you should not take
from today's show.
Let's take a YouTube comment.
This is from Himani1998.
"Grace, what food do you hate so much that you would burn it
over and over again without pity?" Woah.
OK, what food do I feel most strongly about hating so much?
Um, well, this has been a thing of mine that I've hated
for my whole life, is Hamburger Helper.
That [RINGS BELLS]
is gross.
That is so gross, I can't stand it.
And I really hate it because I have negative
associations with it.
When I was a child, my mom used to make Hamburger Helper,
because she was a mom on the go.
She's got to make quick meals for three children.
So she did what she had to do.
But it was gross, and then she made me sit at the
table and finish it.
And I wasn't allowed to leave the table until I finished it,
and so I used to think that if I cut it up tiny, eventually
the tinier and tinier that I cut it up, it would eventually
disappear completely off my plate.
So I would spend like, a half hour just cutting it up as
tiny as possible.
Really rational thinker.
One thing I've been known for my whole life is how rational
and problem-solvingish I am.
Let's take a comment from YouTube.
This is makemefly00.
"Who's your favorite one direction member?" His name
rhymes with "Barry Byles." So, figure that out for yourself.
It's a complicated, uh, puzzle that I've presented to you.
Let's take another comment, shall we?
What do we have?
It's from woodlandsway.
"I got my permit today, driving tips?
Do not text and drive.
Don't.
Don't do it.
It's not worth it.
They have all those commercials out now with
people that have gotten very hurt texting and driving.
And those commercials affect me in a
really, uh, strong way.
So don't do it.
You can wait.
You can wait.
OK?
Also, keep your car clean.
My brother used to have, uh, Taco Bell family meal wrappers
all over the bottom of his car.
And I thought less of him for that.
So don't let people think less of you.
Let's take a Tumblr question now.
It comes from arnoldplamer.
Palmer "Do you think you're a good singer?" Nope.
Not even a little bit.
I can't sing to save my life.
My mom was a great singer.
Tim is a very good singer.
My older brother John is a good singer.
Me?
No, not good at all.
So, it's good to be self-aware sometimes, right guys?
Let's take a comment from YouTube.
It's from Kendra Olojan.
Cool name.
"Hey, it's my birthday today!
Can you wish me happy birthday?
It would mean a lot to me!" Happy Birthday.
How old are you turning?
Did you say it in that comment?
Because I instantly forgot after reading that comment.
And Happy Birthday to everyone that has a birthday in their
lives at some point.
Happy Birthday to everyone.
There, I said it.
I said it.
I said it.
Now, you don't have to Tweet at me to just say "Happy
Birthday." I'm saying it to you right now.
Take this image, cut this video out
of this longer video.
Happy Birthday, you.
There.
There's your generic birthday greeting.
Let's take a comment, shall we?
This is from memo--
memocoka.
OK.
"Who is your celebrity crush?" [SIGHS]
Um, I like Pat Sajak.
I like Seth Macfarlane.
I like Will Ferrell.
But that's more in like, a platonic way,
because he's married.
And Chris Hemsworth.
God dang it.
What?
What?
Have you seen his hair, is so beautiful and better
conditioned than my hair, but I mostly want to date him just
to get tips on how I should wash my hair and style it.
He puts his hair back in a ponytail better than I can.
Yeah.
He is Thor.
He's Thor.
He's Thor in real life.
He's Thor for caring about his hair.
Let's take a comment from YouTube.
This is little cyriacx.
[HISSES]
"How have you not mentioned bear spray yet?" Bear spray.
There, I just mentioned it.
What about it?
What would you like to know?
Do I own some?
Yes.
Have I used it?
Never.
Will I ever use it in my life?
I hope not.
Sometimes I think about the actual case when I'm--
I'm going to have to use it, like if someone attacks me.
And would I be--
would I-- would I be able to do it?
I don't know.
I don know.
I hope that time never comes, but it's nice
to know it's there.
It's also like, uh, it sits on my floor, which it shouldn't
sit on my floor.
It should be put into like, a safe place.
But, um--
because every now and then, I look down on my floor, and I
realize, that's a dangerous substance that I'm just
letting sit there.
And I could kick it over, and it could
explode at any minute.
Because is it flammable?
I don't know.
I don't know what exactly's in it.
Let's take a Twitter question.
This is from ColinG110.
"What is your biggest fear?" Ooh, uh, let's see.
I get claustrophobic relatively easily.
This is great to put out all of your fears into the
universe so that everyone will know about them.
Um, I don't like sharks.
Shark Week, no thanks.
No thanks, Shark Week.
And snakes, gross.
What are they here for?
What are they doing?
Nothing productive.
Not a single thing.
They don't even have arms.
Why--
they're the worst.
They're the absolute worst.
They serve no purpose in the world for anything productive
that can help me in my life.
No.
No snakes.
Get off all the planes.
Let's take a comment from YouTube.
This is from TheBumblebeebeth.

Great alliteration.
"If you could put two animals together to make an amazing
animal, what would they be, and what would you
call it?" Oh, man.
This is a loaded, heavy question.
Two animals.
A sea otter would be one of them, because they're great.
And an elephant.
Oh my god.
Can you imagine a giant sea otter that could swim.
That would be like a--
oh, that'd be like a--
that'd be like a whale.
But like, a nice whale.
A whale that wouldn't ever kill a human being ever.
Yeah.
And we'd call it a sea elephant.
Doesn't that exist?
Aren't there sea elephants?
Right.
Someone look that up for me.
Well, you don't have to, because I'll forget that I
even posed that question instantly.
Well, guys, thank you for spending some time with me.
That's it for the show today.
You're all relatively beautiful. .
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'Til next Thursday guys, live long and proper.
Bye.
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