Girl & Anti-Hero Skate Tour 8 of 10 - Epicly Later'd - VICE

MALE SPEAKER: Keep it stealth, Mike, keep it stealth.
AARON MEZA: How's it going, Patrick?
PATRICK O'DELL: Good.
AARON MEZA: How many slams have you taken?
PATRICK O'DELL: I don't even talk about it.
Have you ever been on this ferry before?
AARON MEZA: Never.
I've never really been to Washington before.

PETER HEWITT: It's been a while since I've been here,
but I seem to remember it's a nice little ride.
There's all kinds of stuff out there.
I've seen porpoise, there's orcas swimming around.
I just saw a bald eagle right over there.
AARON MEZA: Really?
PETER HEWITT: Yeah.
Had a big ol' fish.

MALE SPEAKER: Where are they going?
MALE SPEAKER: They're going to Orcas.
So are we!

MALE SPEAKER: Big roll, big roll!
[YELLING]
PATRICK O'DELL: What's up?
We're on the ferry heading to Orcas Island.
There's a really good park there.
And everyone's going to skate.
This the second demo of the trip.
It's been like a week and a half so far,
but only two demos.
There's three demos total.
I don't know if it'll be crowded because
it's hard to get to.
But it's going to be big.
Because everyone's really amped to skate it.
There's camping.
We're going to camp for a couple days on the island.
We got to do like a long hike to get there.
And I don't know, I'm pretty excited.
MALE SPEAKER: Oh!
That's so beautiful, dude.

Come on, little birdies.
Come on, pelican.
Oh, you got it, you got it, you got it!

One of them's going to come in hard on you dude.

MALE SPEAKER: Whoa!
ROBBIE RUSSO: It's a good day for flying a kite.

RICK HOWARD: Wow.
Robbie!

He's going to get it, this guy.
AARON MEZA: Is that your wizard stick?

MALE SPEAKER: Man, yours is weak.
MIKE CARROLL: I just started, barely.

AARON MEZA: Is there always a cup at the bottom?
MIKE CARROLL: Well, I had another cup, and I was going
to try to put them together.
Couple people said it's not fair or it's against
regulation.

MALE SPEAKER: Oh, whoa, whoa.

Epicly faded.
Epicly O'Douled.

AARON MEZA: Brian.
Did you just puke?
Are you all right, Brian?
That looked all red.
BRIAN ANDERSON: I'll be all right.
It was red, huh?
AARON MEZA: Yeah, it looked like blood.
Like I was freaked out.
BRIAN ANDERSON: Yeah, let's look at it.
Does that look like blood?
AARON MEZA: What did you eat?
BRIAN ANDERSON: I don't know, dude.

MALE SPEAKER: You did puke up blood?
BRIAN ANDERSON: I don't know.
MALE SPEAKER: Did you have anything, like Powerades to
drink or anything?
BRIAN ANDERSON: I probably did, yeah.
MALE SPEAKER: Put the light on it again?
TONY MIORANA: Yeah.
Beer, blood.
AARON MEZA: Looked really red coming out of there.
TONY MIORANA: OK.
MALE SPEAKER: It's not thick enough to be blood, though.
Beer blood?
MALE SPEAKER: That's what she said.
AARON MEZA: Hey TMo, tell me about your wizard stick
TONY MIORANA: OK.
The wizard stick's probably-- this is my first
one I've ever done.
But this tells exactly where you are in the night.
You can walk with anyone, they can see how many heights they
got, or how many cans they got down.
And if they're a real wizard.
If they're not a wizard, you're like, yeah, you only
got four cans?
Not worthy of even hanging out with.
Why would I even talk to you right now, waste my time.
I'm a real wizard.
AARON MEZA: So how many beers until it's
official wizard status?
TONY MIORANA: Your height.
You can just cross it out in front of your tent and say,
don't cross this path.
There's a drunk wizard in here.
Why would you mess with a drunk wizard?

MALE SPEAKER: Regulation.
AARON MEZA: Regulation what?
MALE SPEAKER: Regulation tape size to the can.
MALE SPEAKER: Can't waste the tape.
MALE SPEAKER: That shit's expensive.
Just duct tape, baby.
MIKE CARROLL: Can't waste the tape.
AARON MEZA: Preston, are you a wizard yet?
PRESTON: Nope.
I'm an inch below.
AARON MEZA: Even though you got all those side beers?
PRESTON: Yeah.
Doesn't count.
AARON MEZA: Had you known that, would you
still have done it?
PRESTON: No, I'm just going to keep it below my height all
night so I don't ever become a wizard.
AARON MEZA: Rick, where's your wizard staff?
RICK HOWARD: I'm uh, night off staff.
AARON MEZA: You're going to win the demo then, tomorrow.
RICK HOWARD: I don't think so.
I've got half a leg.
One and a half legs, so.
I'm doing the heel up today.
MIKE CARROLL: Who's not a wizard yet and
wants to be a wizard?
Let's do the shocker game.
Ready?
Set?
Oh.
MALE SPEAKER: (LAUGHING) That's you.
MALE SPEAKER: It was that fast?
MIKE CARROLL: It's not even that fucking strong, though.
That's what sucks.
AARON MEZA: Robbie, put that thing next to you.
ROBBIE RUSSO: Fucking massive.
MALE SPEAKER: I'm Robbie Wizard.
MALE SPEAKER: Use your fucking brain, OK?
You use your brain.
MALE SPEAKER: Wow.
If we shoot off a flash right here--
MALE SPEAKER: You got more of a brain than both
of us, so use it.
MALE SPEAKER: Wow, that really killed like, the rest of the
camp, right?
MALE SPEAKER: You got your photo, man.
That's a pretty good one.
MALE SPEAKER: Turn the light out.
Turn that fucking light out now.
Ugh.

MALE SPEAKER: I'm so mad.
You didn't drink as much as me.
That's what happens when you're a weak bitch.
And you can't drink as much as me.

MIKE CARROLL: Sleeper play fight.
MALE SPEAKER: You just lost your whole staff.
You just lost your whole staff.
Your staff sucks.
Your staff sucks!

All right.
T, would you chill the fuck out?
You're going to get fucking mopped up!
MALE SPEAKER: Shh, shh.
MALE SPEAKER: Chill.
Chill.
Ugh.
I hate when you do the feet thing.
Stop with the feet thing.
Stop with the feet thing.
Stop with the feet thing.

We're friends!

Get away!
We're hugging!

We're hugging.
You better get me near him right now.
MALE SPEAKER: This is aggressive hugging.
MALE SPEAKER: Get me near him.
Why are they holding us back from one another?
We're friends!
MALE SPEAKER: Turn the fucking light off. dude.