Role Models (2/9) Movie CLIP - Taste the Beast (2008) HD

Taste the beast! Stay off drugs!
Minotaur!
Drugs. Why do kids take drugs?
'Cause they're awesome?
(KIDS LAUGHING)
No? Maybe they just understand that life is pain,
and if you smoke something or take a pill, it'll go away for a while.
I'll drink to that.
Dude, dude, dude, dude. Come on.
No, no, no.
(CLEARS THRO AT) People say, "Embrace life. Enjoy life.
"Just do it! Live it! Rock it!"
Fuck it, because life is horrible.
You know, I may not be so happy-go-lucky, but I'm a realist.
Get ready to have your dreams dashed, kids,
'cause nothing's gonna work out
the way you think it's going to.
Chin-chin. By the way, this stuff's poison.
Game face, bro. Game face.
What part of "game face" do you not understand?
What the...
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Dude, I thought we could park here.
And you thought wrong, you furry faggot.
DANNY: Please, just flip the switch and put it down.
It's too late. It's already up.
DANNY: Come on, please.
Put yourself in my shoes, would you?
Not my problem.
Dude, please, could you just be decent?
I'm having a terrible day.
Well, since you put it that way, it's still not my problem.
(ENGINE STARTS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, man, can I ask you a question?
Get the fuck out of the way, asshole!
You want me to move?
Game face, buddy.
(HORN BLARING)
Danny?
What's he doing?
WHEELER: He's running. We're running.
We're running!
No, no.
Hey, what are you... What are you... Get...
(ENGINE STARTS)
I'm the guy that can't enjoy life? Wrong!
I'm gonna enjoy this! Right!
Wait, what?
(ENGINE REVS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, man, what you doing?
Whoa, whoa! Danny!
Hey, man!
Holy shit, man!
Dude!
(WHEELER AND DANNY SCREAMING)
RECORDED VOICE.: (SLOWING DOWN) Taste the beast!
Stay off drugs.
You guys are fucked.
I told you, you asshole!
Beth? Yes, Wheeler?
I just want to start by saying I think you're amazing, okay?
You're, like, beauty and brains incarnate.
So, FYI, there you go. Okay?
Now, that's that, so as far as this goes, I didn't do anything here,
so if you wouldn't mind, you can clear my name,
and I can just walk right out of here.
Really? Because according to this, you were a party to...
A party to, not the party.
...reckless endangerment, destruction of school property,
obstructing a police officer, attempted grand theft auto,
disturbing the peace, parking in a no-parking zone.
Did I ever tell you you're a dick?
Yeah. Earlier.
And, Danny, they suspended your license. Did you know that?
Yeah. I figured they would probably do that.
I mean, did you guys think this was funny?
You know, if you think about it, this is kind of your fault.