The Brocial Network (Social Network Parody/Spoof)

MARK: I need to do something
douche-tastic in order to get
the attention of the bros
ERICA: Why?
MARK: Because they drink
and party
and frat
really
REALLY HARD
MARK (VO): People want to go to parties and act like assholes
So why not create an image that offers that?
Sperry's
Khakis
Tahoes
I'm talking about...
taking everything BOSS about America
and calling it 'BRO'.
MARYLIN: Your bro drank 22 shots of Jager in two hours?
MARK: Gallons.
22 gallons.
TYLER: This is potentially worth CASES of keystone!
*cases*
EDUARDO: They're saying we're douchebags-
MARK: I know what it says!
EDUARDO: So are we?
SEAN: BrosLikeThisSite isn't cool.
You know what's cool?
TOTAL FRAT MOVE.
MARK: You're going to have to get iced
these girls are getting drunk way faster-
EDUARDO: What do you MEAN HAVE TO GET ICED?
TYLER: Let's HAZE HIM
in front of the girls!
DIVYA: I can't wait to stand over your shoulder
and watch you buy us a keg.
MARK: if YOU guys had wanted keystone...
you'd have CHUGGED KEYSTONE
EDUARDO (VO): Is there any drink that you need to sell me?
MARK: Your actions could've permanently destroyed
EVERYTHING I've been drinking for!
EDUARDO: WE have been drinking for!
MARK: DO YOU LIKE BEING A BRO? DO YOU WANT TO GET RID OF THAT?
EDUARDO: MARK!
VO: You're being accused of intentionally binge drinking...
shaming sororities...
listening to Dave Mathews...
MARK: As for the party...
I believe I deserve some compensation from these bros.
HEAD BRO: For beer?
MARK: Yes.
HEAD BRO: I only drank a little.
MARK: Which part?