World's Worst Musical Episode 10: The Worst

::Karen knocks on the wall::
It’s strangely quiet in here
Yep
Is everything ok?
Yep
Do you want to play for me what you wrote today?
Yeah
Ok!
::silence::
That is what I wrote today
Nothing
Stop it!
You’ve written plenty of things
These???
Yeah!
These are nothing!
Plagiarism
Sounds like a jewish folk song
No plot
Historically inaccurate
Preachy
Depressing
Weeks of work and I have nothing to show for it!
News flash: hating what you wrote
and not writing anything are two very different things.
Oh I wrote things...
and I hate them!
Stop it.
No, I’m being honest!
All I can do is write the world’s worst musicals!
I’ve heard what you wrote
It’s catchy
Besides I think we both know I have better taste than you anyway
Well in a million years I would never show this stuff to anyone else
So there you go
It’s a giant waste
It’s not a giant waste.
So it’s not your greatest masterpiece
but you’ve still put too much of yourself into this thing to let it all go to waste.
::Guy groans::
The biggest waste would be to throw it all away
Final thought:
Keep moving forward
You’ll write something that’s worth sharing...
so write a verse while I’m gone.
Ok! Fine!
World’s
Worst
Musical
By: me
ALL I CAN DO
IS WRITE THE WORLD’S WORST MUSICAL
YOU THINK IT’S BAD
WELL IT’S THE WORLD’S WORST MUSICAL
IT REALLY SUCKS
‘CUZ IT’S THE WORLD’S WORST MUSICAL
AND ALL I CAN DO IS WRITE DOWN A TUNE
THAT SOMEONE ELSE MADE
OR A MELODY FLOATING INSIDE OF MY HEAD
NOT WORTH BEING PLAYED
THE TIME I’VE SPENT THE HOURS LOST
PUT LIFE ON HOLD AND AT WHAT COST
BAD IDEAS ARE ALL AROUND
IN PILES OF PAPER ON THE GROUND
AND IN CONCLUSION I HAVE FOUND
THAT ALL I CAN DO
IS WRITE THE WORLD’S WORST MUSICALS
AND ALL I CAN DO IS WATCH THEM PLAY OUT
IN FRONT OF MY EYES
THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE
AND THEN SOMETHING SNAPS
AND I REALIZE
A TRUTH IN FRONT OF ME THAT’S GLARING:
I’VE WRITTEN SOMETHING NOT WORTH SHARING
BUT AT LEAST I WROTE IT FROM MY HEART
AND THAT’S THE GOAL WITH ALL GREAT ART
AND MAYBE IT’S A PLACE TO START
WHEN ALL I CAN DO
IS WRITE THE WORLD’S WORST MUSICALS
ALL I CAN DO
IS WRITE THE WORLD’S WORST MUSICALS
ALL I CAN DO
IS WRITE
WORLD’S WORST MUSICAL
GOTTA TRY CAUSE I DON'T KNOW
IF SOMETIMES BAD IDEAS CAN GROW
INTO SOMETHING I COULD SHOW
INTO SOMETHING I COULD SHOW!
ALL I CAN DO
IS WRITE THE WORLD’S WORST MUSICAL
AND ALL I CAN DO IS DO WHAT I CAN
AND THAT’S WHAT I’VE DONE
KEEP MOVING FORWARD
STOP LOOKING FOR ENDINGS
IT’S ONLY BEGUN
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT ALL ALONG
NOT EVERYTHING I WROTE WAS WRONG
BY MAKING ALL THE PIECES FIT
THE WORST IS IN SO OUT WITH IT
UNTIL IT’S DONE I’LL NEVER QUIT
WHEN ALL I CAN DO
IS WRITE THE WORLD’S WORST MUSICAL
ALL I CAN
ALL I CAN
ALL I CAN
ALL I CAN DO