¿Dónde están mis shorts? / Where are my shorts?

And my sneakers?
Where are my sneakers?
Finally, I have my sneakers!
And my shorts?
Who are you and what do you want from me?
Give me everything you carry with you, i just saw your iPod!
Well, the only thing I have is this! (Applied!)
Oh, you wonít escape from me!
Hey, whatís wrong with you? At least you should help me to get up, won't you?
Only one of us will leave here without punches
But, but, butÖ Why are we fighting for?
He started all this!
Well, so... You and me against him?
Fine
Wait! NoooooÖ.