The Further Adventures of Cupid and Eros - Episode 2, "Two Gods Walk Into a Bar...."


Uploaded by CupidandEros on 18.05.2010

Transcript:
[heartbeat]
[Eros]
Stop.
Breath.
Remember,
there's no being, besides me of course, who knows more about mortal passion.
And try to remember, just because your empire crumbled, doesn't mean you have to.
[Cupid]
Hi
Hey.
[Jo]
Oh. Hi.
Sorry.
Book on tape.
What were you listening to?
How to recognize a bastard by his star sign.
Okay. Well, I'll let you get back to that.
No. No. I mean.
Sorry. I'm just not used to guys talking to me at bars.
I'm Jo.
Well Josephine technically but people call me Jo.
You can call me Jo.
Nice to meet you Jo.
[Electronic beeps indicating subject located]
Wow, that's some alarm.
Got somewhere to be?
Hot date?
No. No!
No, nothing like that. It's, um,
it's a work thing.
[Electronic beeps indicating subject located]
But, uh it can wait.
I'd rather talk to you.
Hello there.
In a few moments, I'm going to have a tawdry little quicky with the bartender
think you should join us.
[Brunette]
Okay.
[Electronic beeps indicating subject located]
[heavy panting and moaning]
[Electronic beeps indicating subject located]
Drat
[Electronic beeps indicating subject located]
Can I get you another drink?
Um...
Sure. Guinness Black and Tan.
Coming right up.
[Electronic beeps indicating subject located]
Of all the mousey brunettes in all the bars.
[Guy]
Black and Tan.
Please tell me your locator didn't go off.
No such luck.
Of course.
[Electronic beeps indicating subject located]
Eros, are you seeing this?
Am I?
[Electronic beeps indicating subject located]
Crap.