Zoolander (3/10) Movie CLIP - You're Dead to Me (2001) HD

Pacheco back to pass.
[ sportscaster #2 ] he's getting pressure from pressman.
He's looking for his all-american john de rosa. He's got him wide open.
- Big rush ! Oh ! - Who's winning the match ?
Hits kevin conley, the tight end down in there.
- State. - [ weak coughing ]
[ sportscasters continue, indistinct ]
I think I'm getting the black lung, pop.
It's not very well ventilated down there.
For christ's sake, derek, you've been down there one day.
Talk to me in 30 years.
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Moisture is the essence of wetness...
And wetness is the essence of beauty.
[ both laughing ]
Why'd you have to come back to this damn town ?
I wanted to make a new life for myself.
I'm sorry I was born with this perfect bone structure.
That my hair looks better done up with gel and mousse...
Than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it !
All I ever wanted to do was make you proud of me, pop.
With what ? Your male modeling ?
Prancing around in your underwear....
With your wiener hanging out for everyone to see ?
[ sighs ] you're dead to me, boy.
You're more dead to me than your dead mother.
I just thank the lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.
Mer-man.
[ weak coughing ]
Merman !
[ coughing continues ]
Who am I ?