Zoolander (3/10) Movie CLIP - You're Dead to Me (2001) HD

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Pacheco back to pass.
[ sportscaster #2 ] he's getting pressure from pressman.
He's looking for his all-american john de rosa. He's got him wide open.
- Big rush ! Oh ! - Who's winning the match ?
Hits kevin conley, the tight end down in there.
- State. - [ weak coughing ]
[ sportscasters continue, indistinct ]
I think I'm getting the black lung, pop.
It's not very well ventilated down there.
For christ's sake, derek, you've been down there one day.
Talk to me in 30 years.
Moisture is the essence of wetness...
And wetness is the essence of beauty.
[ both laughing ]
Why'd you have to come back to this damn town ?
I wanted to make a new life for myself.
I'm sorry I was born with this perfect bone structure.
That my hair looks better done up with gel and mousse...
Than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it !
All I ever wanted to do was make you proud of me, pop.
With what ? Your male modeling ?
Prancing around in your underwear....
With your wiener hanging out for everyone to see ?
[ sighs ] you're dead to me, boy.
You're more dead to me than your dead mother.
I just thank the lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.
[ weak coughing ]
Merman !
[ coughing continues ]
Who am I ?