Crackòvia - Nadal and Shakira [English subs]


Uploaded by karasumacrow on 10.03.2011

Transcript:
Are you prepared to record?
No, no, one moment, one moment. Listen, Shakira, people will see this in Manacor, right?
Well, of course, my love. This is a video clip, people everywhere will see this.
I can't do it. I'm sorry. Shakira, if you want I'll show you an ace or whatever you want, but I really can't stand close ups.
Oh, come on, Rafa.
Look, no, man, no! Don't say "but Rafa." Really, I liked "Whenever, Wherever" better.
What?
Yes, woman, that thing from "Whenever, Wherever" that went . . .
You want me to do a sexy video
But I'm really more a tennis guy
And you hoped I would act like Clooney
But I couldn't control my penis
Maybe Federer could do it!
Don't fear, tennis player
I'm a specialist
This is a promo video clip
I'll make you an artist
Shakira, my darling
I could lose my life
If this arrives in the islands, look what Xisca would say