A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III - Official Trailer (HD)


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Transcript:

-You're a big, fake liar.
-You're incredibly irresponsible.
-You don't listen.
-You're crazy.
You're selfish.
-You're not the only person, Charles.
CHARLES SWAN III: I thought it was different with her.
But then, poof.
-I don't want to be with you anymore.
CHARLES SWAN III: I can't concentrate.
I think of her every minute.
KIRBY STAR: Whoa, whoa.
Zing, rewind.
What did you do?
CHARLES SWAN III: She said she didn't want to be in the
drawer with all the other girls.
KIRBY STAR: Well, obviously I totally agree with that.
I'm lost.
I have no idea what we're talking about.
CHARLES SWAN III: Look at that.
Howdy, ladies.
[INDIAN CALLS]
CHARLES SWAN III: Go, go, go, go, go.
KIRBY STAR: Ah!
CHARLES SWAN III: You hit?
KIRBY STAR: No, but I think I might have pulled a muscle.
SAUL: Are you a man?
CHARLES SWAN III: Of course am.
SAUL: Show me.
CHARLES SWAN III: Ivana, can't we just talk?
[GROANING]
I'm hit.
KIRBY STAR: Savages.
MARNIE: I know that you're thinking something terrible.
KIRBY STAR: I've got a whole theory about that.
It's on my record.
There is an organizational called the SSBB, the Secret
Society of Ball-Busters.
SAUL: Get in here now.
-Fire.
CHARLES SWAN III: What the hell was that?
SAUL: That was pretty close.
Who wants popcorn?
CHARLES SWAN III: I don't think I have the ability to
fall in love again.

-You're nuts.
CHARLES SWAN III: I know I am.
I've been dreaming about you my whole life.
KIRBY STAR: You've heard about the Battle of the Sexes.
This is it.
CHARLES SWAN III: So there's hope for me?
SAUL: There's always hope.

You got any whiskey?
KIRBY STAR: Ah.

SAUL: All right, this, this is gonna hurt.
KIRBY STAR: Ow.
[SCREAMING]
SAUL: Oh, god.
Oh.