ELLE 1: What's up guys?
It's Elle.
And these are my reactions to Episode 2.
ELLE 2: Whoa-oa-oa.
ELLE 1: What?
ELLE 2: What's going on with the cleavage?
ELLE 1: I'm trying to steal some male
viewers away from Marina.
ELLE 2: I don't think it's really your look.
ELLE 1: Really?
The socks are kind of uncomfortable.
OK.
ELLE 2: OK.
Glad we had that talk.
ELLE 1: I'm just kidding.
You know, I actually met Marina from HotForWords at a
random 4th of July barbecue last year.
And I remember she was in this smoking hot white dress.
And I was totally fat at eight and a half months pregnant.
Good times.
Anyway, I gotta be quick here, because my camera battery's
running out.
But look.
I might not be as funny as SeaNanners.
SEANANNERS: I'm just going to keep spinning til I'm in the
right place.
[LAUGHS]
ELLE 1: I might not have the makeup putting on ability that
Jermaine has.
MALE SPEAKER 1: I get so confused as to how all that
happens on your face.
ELLE 1: I sure as heck can't sing like Shakira.
FEMALE SPEAKER 1: [IMITATING SHAKIRA].
ELLE 1: And even if I could, I'm not so sure I would.
[SINGING]
Fa lalala!
But I've got my clones.
ELLE 1: All right.
You guys are in.
Let's go.
FEMALE SPEAKER 2: Yes!
ELLE: And we are going to do something.
Wait.
[BEEP]
We are going to win.
No.
Let's not be unrealistic.
Fourth will take me to the next round.
We are going to bring it to the table, to the dance floor.
[BEEP]
Well, obviously, I've saved most of my skills for the
dance floor so, I will see you guys Thursday.
Thank you, everyone, for your votes.
Love you.
Bye.
Wait.
Now it looks all weird.
MALE SPEAKER 2: What are you putting in there?
ELLE 1: Socks.
MALE SPEAKER 2: Are you serious?
ELLE 1: It's a joke.
MALE SPEAKER 2: Whatever you have to use.
ELLE 1: You didn't get--
did you hear that?
