It's not that, the truth is that being with Shakira isn't as nice as people think . . .
Do you want me to do a Waka-Waka to you?
No, I have a game tomorrow and I have to get up early to go to Gijón. Good night.
Good night . . .
And it didn't end there. In addition, there's the hassle of having to live with the photographers.
Darling, since we've been together, I miss having privacy a little.
That's what comes along with being famous, dating an internationally known singer like me.
Yes, I know. But lately I feel too watched.
The truth is that I'm not brave enough to tell her because I have the feeling that she's really good for me.
I'm sorry, I haven't been sleeping very well lately.
Well, you don't look very well.
What? Are you spending the whole night practicing the Waka-Waka?
I would love too but the truth is that being with Gerard isn't as nice as people think . . .
Puyi(Puyol) careful, cover him!
Referee, that's offside!
Referee, I didn't touch him!
And that's not all. In addition, there's the hassle of having to live with the photographers.
No, no more photos. Please, we need a little more privacy.
You could at least respect our space. I'll remind you that I'm a footballer and not a model.
You see? Being with Gerard isn't as nice as it seems.
Look on the bright side.
Look on the bright side.
At least he doesn't leave the shower drain full of hair.
You're right.
Man, look on the bright side, at least she doesn't poop around the house.
What? I'm talking about Queca? Who did you think I was talking about?
