Conan the Barbarian, Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D, Fright Night - Preview Review

Hey welcome to Preview Review this week, well I was exstatic to see that “The Worm”
Dennis Rodman was inducted to the Backsetball Hall of Fame this week, and I’m sure they’ll
have some of his artifacts like his jersey, shoes and a few game balls to commemorate
this great accomplishment. along with an entire wing devoted to his dresses.
ALRIGHTY THIS WEEK COLLIN FARREL IS SCARING US, THE SPY KIDS ARE BACK BUT FIRST, GET READY
FOR ANOTHER RE-MAKE WITH, CONAN THE BARBAREAN.
(***CONAN TRAILER***)
The tale of Conan the Cimmerian and his adventures across the continent of Hyboria on a quest
to avenge the murder of his father and the slaughter of his village.
(***ON CAM***)
AH BLOODY HELL WE’RE DOING THIS ONE NOW. IT WAS ALMOST 30 YEARS AGO THEY MADE THE ORIGINAL
CONAN WITH ARNOLD AND THAT ONE WAS PRETTY DAMN GOOD, AND WE GOT THIS PHANOMINAL LINE FORM IT.
(***CLIP***)
YES CONAN..I LOVE A GOO LAMENTING TOO. THIS LOOKS HORRIBLE, I DON’T THINK IT’LL DO
ANY GOOD AT THE THEATER AND IT’S JUST…BLAH. WELL ON TO OUR NEXT BLAH FILM OF THE WEEK,
SPY-KIDS 4D.
(***SPY KIDS TRAILER***)
A retired spy is called back into action, and to bond with her new step-children, she
invites them along for the adventure to stop the evil Timekeeper from taking over the world.
(***ON CAM***)
WELL THIS LOOKS, OK FOR A KIDS FLICK I GUESS. I WILL ADMIT I HAVE YET TO SEE ANY OF THESE
FILMS, BUT THEY MAKE A BOAT LOAD OF CASH. AND NOW WE’RE NOT ONLY JUST DOING 3-D. (quick
explanation of the 4D scratch and sniff card) WELL WE HERE AT PREVIEW REVIEW HAVE COME UP
WITH OUR OWN SYSTEM SO YOU CAN SMELL RIGHT ALONG WITH US HERE AT PREVIEW REVIEW. HERE’S
WHAT YOU DO, GO TO A YOUR FINEST OF MEXICAN RESTURANT, EAT THEIR SPICIEST THING…THEN
TAKE YOUR HAD, PUT IT OVER YOUR BUTT, RIP A PROPER ONE AND TAKE A WIFF. THERE YAH GO…THANKS
SAM. ( maybe shoot this part separate and we can make look like a how to film) ALRIGHTY
NEXT UP WE’RE GETTING FRIGHTENED BY COLLIN FARREL IN “FRIGHT NIGHT.” CHECK IT OUT.
(***FRIGHT NIGHT TRAILER***)
A teenager suspects that his new neighbor is a vampire.
(***ON CAM***)
OK SO REMAKE, 4-QUEL AND REMAKE THIS WEEK. WELL THIS IS A REMAKE OF A 1985 FLICK AND
WE’VE PUT COLLIN FARREL AS THE VAMPIRE. HE MUST BE BEGGING FOR WORK. AT LEAST WE HAVE
VAMPIRES KILLING PEOPLE AGAIN UNLIKE THIS PUSSY. GOOD LORD…YAH KNOW..I CAN’T TAKE
IT…ALL THE FILMS THIS WEEK LOOK LIKE SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT….
(***SAM COMES IN AND SAYS WAIT BUDDY WE’VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU…CHECK IT OUT***)
(***HAROLD AND KUMAR TRAILER***)
THANK YOU SAM! IT’S A
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE…IN AUGUST..COMING IN DECEMBER. CAN’T WAIT FOR THAT.
(***OUT***)