The Further Adventures of Cupid and Eros - Episode 3, "Hopeless Romantics"


Uploaded by CupidandEros on 18.05.2010

Transcript:
[Electronic beeps indicating subject located]
[Cupid] Look, look. Here she is. And here I am.
And what does that say?
This is the best idea you have ever had.
[Eros] Come here.
I have bad news.
You're not the target match.
What are you talking about?
[Electronic beeps indicating subject located]
Him?
I know. Yummy.
Sorry.
I'm sorry love. I really thought we'd get the night off
I mean no one finds their true love at a bar anyway.
Was it going well?
It was going great.
Do you want me to do it so you don't have to?
No. No. I don't want either of us to do it.
I like her.
She's sweet and smart.
And she listens to books on tapes while she patiently waits for her drunken friends to embarrass her
and she does it all with a smile.
Well. As long as you don't tag them.
That's a total violation.
What, like we never interfere with the mortals.
Loki's still laughing his ass off about reality tv.
No. If Zeus found out
Don't worry about the old man, I'll take care of it.
And as far as Romeo over there goes...
I got your back.
Go get her, Tiger.
[crowd] Hey, it's that guy.
No. I don't…
♪ There's a poet on the corner speaking highfalutin tounges ♪
♪ There's a poet on the corner speaking highfalutin tounges ♪
♪ of a kid dead in Falujah breath was pouring from his lungs ♪
♪ of a kid dead in Falujah breath was pouring from his lungs ♪
♪ people walking by and they ain't give a $#!t ♪
♪ his words shot out but they never hit ♪
♪ his words shot out but they never hit ♪
♪ his words hot out but they never hit ♪
♪ Point of Pride ♪
♪ come outside ♪
♪ I was bleeding on the streets and I really should have died ♪
♪ I was bleeding on the streets and I really should have died ♪
♪ I was bleeding on the streets and I really should have died ♪
♪ I was bleeding on the streets and I really should have died ♪
♪ Shot down in a hotel kitchen, shot down on a balcony ♪
♪ Shot down in a hotel kitchen, shot down on a balcony ♪
♪ shot down before the cameras for the national tv♪
♪ shot down before the cameras for all the world to see ♪
♪ I was bleeding on the streets and I really should have died ♪
♪ I was bleeding on the streets and I really should have died ♪
♪ I was bleeding on the streets and I ♪
♪ I should have died ♪
You know, as much as I mock my friends and their ability to be picked up by guys at bars,
I kind of envy them.
Really?
I haven't been asked out on a date in longer than I care to recall.
And I know there are worse things than not having a boyfriend but
once, just once
I'd like to be the one who abandons her friends at a bar
because Prince Charming only has a two seater.
Look at this place.
Half of the people here have paired off in the last half hour.
When's it my turn?
Sorry.
You don't need to hear all this.
Guess,
I just haven't felt, very,
I don't know, noticed.
No, you're noticed.
Thanks.
Oh...
Oh, looks like this work thing can't wait after all.
Oh.
[glowing sound]
I really enjoyed hanging out Jo.
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
♪ And I was one stop from letting go ♪
♪ but then you came around, right in front of me. ♪
♪ Now I never know ♪
♪ if you will always be right in front of me. ♪
♪ I hope you think that it's ♪
♪ not too late. ♪
♪ Want you to believe ♪
♪ that I'm on your side. ♪
[Electronic beeps indicating match successful]
You ready to call it a night?
Yeah. Tomorrow's Friday
we'll be busy.
Your a hopeless romantic, you know that.
Yeah. Comes with the job.
Come on.
[jangling keys]
[sigh]
Well. Looks like it's just you and me.
[phone ring]
Oh boy.