Фани Узбек xD [Funny Uzbek]


Uploaded by ThisIsHor0sho on 15.10.2012

Transcript:
Sup, I'm Stas Davidov!
First vid was sent by TrinoUno.
Scene from your regular school in Australia.
You know, it's the place that has summer now.
It's only 6 seconds but look how much value and tragedy it holds!
[Micro film]
OOOUCH! Faceplanter!
[Faceplanter ;[ ]
What a painful backfire!
Another one! Do I have to explain *everything*?
[silly!]
Dude, you're doing it W-R-O-N-G!
[nicht correct]
You use your feet to walk on ground not on poles!
G-R-O-U-N-D
On ground!
Steppy-step!
[dumbtard]
Hello, is this Kirill's mother?
Kirill had a showing off accident!
Well, your average Australian Kirill.
[kangaroo driver %)]
[ pole 1:0 Kirill ]
Holy bananas! [holeh bananaz]
Pole, Y U so cruel?
So he was like [rly!]
I'm gonna show those chicks who's sexy papa!
I shook de paip of yr haus [I shook de pipe of yr haus]
And the pipe's like
Na-ah mate, I plantid yr feis in graund
Hey, chicks are watching! [Face straightening surgery]
Now he has no head.
But prolly didn't have one to begin with.
Wanted to get female's attention
Got that concrete's attention.
[joke lord ;[ ]
Well, you gotta start with something...
On the other hand Kirill has his awesome best friend!
Who else can hyena the vid but him!
[when you're in pain %) ]
Also, seems this friend had done poorly in his english classes
F
But in the end Kirill managed to get chicks' attention!
[Kirill - star of the schoolyard!]
Yeah, it hurt
But chicks obviously took pity on him!
Maybe not once [If you caught Stas's drift ;] ]
Great plan you insidious asshole!
[envy is a bad feeling, Stas]
And this is Horosho!
The second, very funny video is called "Funny Uzbek"
It was found by some british journalists and made a big olol of it!
[british journalists dug out...]
[OLOLO]
And it really is full of fun people!
Take this guy!
And this lady!
[Mom! I'm holding you!]
Also this gang!
I dunno what's their problem
but i always thought that Uzbeks were people, same as us [no to racism!]
Where does this... escalator incompatibility comes from?
[breaking of stereotypes]
Guess not everyone in their country has updated the drivers!
[driver not found!]
ooooooooooh, evil stairs!
Next level is... AUTOMATIC DOORS!
That's no laughing matter - i still have problems with those.
[I breik yr nose wit d00r]
Vid has a lot of comments saying that people fall coz handrail doesn't move.
Of course it wont move if you press on it with all your weight!
Mission: changing dislocation.
Status: failed
Cause: vestibular system malfunction
Update drivers!
Generally, escalators are scary gods of destruction.
I also feel scared when about to take a first step onto this... slippery road [uphill?]
Also scared that it'll eat me an the end.
I'm not the only one, right? [Haha, Stas is Uzbek]
And when going down you can play a ski game!
You just gotta take the right position!
But i guess everyone played on a treadmill before.
And did a Jackson.
Also, an escalator killed Kennedy!
[and Tsoi chocked with matso]
BTW, this vid is taken on camera of a surveillance camera monitor.
And so a camrip is born [only the movie sux %) ]
So to sum it all up
Shouldn't say that about Uzbeks, Stas! That's a no-no!
[also about Viktor Tsoi! ;[ ]
Better not touch Uzbeks
And this is Horosho!
Third vid is sent by howl192
this vid will keep you on the edge [suspense!]
No, it's not Mikhalkov's try on remaking "Final Destination"
[Three T present - "Final"]
It's just a vid from the car-camcorder
[Fast and Furious 6: Severe Russian Drift]
Yeaahhhhhh
Yeaahhhhhh?
Yeaahhhhhh??
And that's the whole reaction of this bastard son of Norris?
[Ilya Chuckovich Norris]
Two people in the car and they could only produce a single Yeaahhhhhh? [2 people 1 Yeaahhhhhh]
No emotions?
Yeaahhhhhh
Nothing to beep out! [Just like Stas]
I'd be on the ground in hysteria, crying like a spanked little baby!
What were they doing there, sleeping?
Yeaahhhhhh
What's this not giving a shit?
Can ANYTHING impress them?
Luke, I am your father!
Yeaahhhhhh
Yeaahhhhhh
Yeaahhhhhh
But then they finally started clucking!
Yeaahhhhhh
Listen, it's a miracle! It's a miracle that he didn't...
[proof: nothing to beep out!]
omgomgomgomgomg, that was something!
Yeaahhhhhh
What an asshole, eh? He looked away, there!
Ah, i guess their life was boring!
So they were watching it passing before their eyes in silence!
[like a white ship]
And then they went straight to the shop!
To buy new pair of pants.
Went out to get a Christmass tree, got bricks instead!
And this is Horosho!
And the question was sent to us by penek95
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G-R-O-U...
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