Santaku imitate Beyonce

Beyonce?
Is our Beyonce here yet?
Good morning
Late again because of the traffic on 246? Good morning
Late again because of the traffic on 246?
Good morning
Ah, she's...
Quite complete, aren't I?
Oi... Quite complete, aren't I?
Oi...
No seriously, quite complete, aren't I?
Wait a moment, wait a moment!
We might even be better?
Wait a moment We might even be better?
Wait a moment
We actually could!
We're doing Beyonce, right?
We're doing Beyonce.
uh, uhm, excuse me, can I ask you one thing?
um, what is Beyonce to you? uh, uhm, excuse me, can I ask you one thing?
um, what is Beyonce to you?
My goal
But I'm quite complete, aren't I?
Everyone's just being nice!
No, no! I'm pretty - I mean the costume company staff member that likes going to foreigner pubs said! Everyone's just being nice!
No, no! I'm pretty - I mean the costume company staff member that likes going to foreigner pubs said!
"I'd go all the time!" He even said that!
So far so good, right?
It's this part, here!
Here!
You're teaching me the dance, right?
No. no, waht? Wait, stop!
Stop, stop! hey, what did you say just now?
You're teaching me the steps. Right?
Ah, you still haven't learned them.
No, I mean I know this part!
This part, the uh-uh-uh-uh part, like this
Something like this, right?
Seriously, that camera, I'm doing it good!
Music start!
5,6,7,8!
Now!
All right, CUT!
Erm...
Yes, I know! Erm...
Yes, I know!
Just a bit more... please relax. Yes, I know!
Just a bit more... please relax.
Once-then I'll show you it once, so over here... please
Sorry about this, please do show me Once-then I'll show you it once, so over here... please
Sorry about this, please do show me
You're good!!
Oh, you're good! you're good!
You need to do it for real, all right?
If you don't do this we're not allowed to finish for the day, you know?
But I find it more fun to be on-site than going home
Takagi-san, show us the footage!
Chew... I need to chew!
You look like a deepsea fish that got fished up!
What may you be doing?
Well, you don't seem to be comning through, so I thought i'd give it a try
After 15 minutes of waiting
Ah, he's coming
He must be really pretty now
Oh... I can see your shoes now
Would you mind if I gradually looked up from the bottom? Oh... I can see your shoes now
Would you mind if I gradually looked up from the bottom?
So cool!
Oh, I can see your shoes now
Would you mind if I look up from the bottom?
Ohhhh... I'll give you a pass so far
So cool
I could sleep with you
Impossible
Won't you look after me when I grow old?
You don't get twins like this, ne?
All right then, I'm going to walk
But we won't know which of ours will be used, you know?
Ah, right, he likes comedy better, so...
more than prettiness
Here we go
All right then, camera? Is the camera ready?
wait, wait, wait... I'm sorry
um... including the staff. Could you please stop looking at me as if I were a woman?
I get it now... how woman say they hate being leered at my men like that
He's a 32-year-old middle aged man, you know?
and to that you put on the wind and go OOOOH?
And Larita, he kind of looked over here for a moment
Then we'll go with a bit of a... add some sexiness
Sexiness
Ah, because I'm the director?
Akashiya Sanma's Cazy in Love, start!
HUH?
That was the real thing just now, the real thing!
That wasn't someone just like here, was it?
Some one just like here.... ah, it's you!
No, you can't tell, you can' tell! Look! Awesome, awesome!
A monster, huh...
SO gross!
This is so rude!
this is definitely rude!
This is enough already, isn't it?
THE Sanma was cooked...
I don't like this punchline very much
I tried so hard, right?
It ends with a bad pun?
This was 11 hours, you know? Dressed as a woman for 11 hours and we end with a pun?
So futile, our lives... aren't they?