First Contact...


Uploaded by moonsweep78 on 22.09.2012

Transcript:
Can I help you?
Um, yes... Well, maybe...
I'm looking for one of those things that that helps keep you organized...
It's the sort of thing that tells you when you have to be somewhere...
Oh, the Casio "Day Planner" !
- Right ! - We're out of 'em.
What do you want a toy like that for anyway?
Well, a friend of mine told me about it, and...
... some times I'm not too organized...
Listen, show your friends a thing or two...
... and stay one step ahead of obsolescence !
I read that in a brocheure.
You want computer components.
You know, like stereo equipment...
...then you just update the part that gets outdated !
What's your preference ?
Apple, Hair, Wang...
Oh, listen, I don't know anything about computers...
Nobody does !
But don't you want one for when you DO find out ?
Well, uh... Really, all I need is something to keep me on time, um...
Well look, this will do that !
Oh, it will ?
For sure ! And that's just for starters... It's a new model.
It can play chess, regulate your heating...
...balance your checkbook, wake you up in the AM, lock your doors at night...
...three-color video, Fulltone speakers, guaranteed...
I'll give it to you at cost.
There !
Now what ?
Welcome to the world of Pinecone Computers...
This model will learn with you, so type your name and...
...press "Enter" key to begin.
Oh, that's wrong !

N, O...
...and my name is not "Moles".


Games, phone dialer,
coffee maker, home security.



Ok...

All right !